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i've made the list 8 times! who's got more??

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I've lost count, but I'm sure I'm higher than you.

― It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think I am mentioned.

What do I need to do to further my game?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

tell more jokes about pickaxes

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Been there, done that.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

how many times, though.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

only five times, kate.

(although i cheated a bit because one dude said my name 4 times in the same post)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Noodles and I are tyed for second place. Orbit beats both of us, tho.

x-post, if we get that, my dozen moderation actions against him that are quoted surely put me ahead of all of you!

― It Is What A Man Does Which Demeans Him, Not What Is Done To Him (kate), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Kate wins.

I got one, I've no idea why.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

do you hate laughter?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, you guys are not AMATEURIST!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link

This reminds me of school where a few of my friends got picked on by the gang of bullies in my year but somehow I managed to get away with it.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link

All Noise Bully Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Gang

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i got a mench and i know why and i deserved it. it's a funny thread, but i can't bring myself to register for the board. i don't think jon williams even knows who i am.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I know who you are, but I want to know who is your daddy and what does he do?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you have to register to the board?

― Baaderonixx cancels each other out (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:11 (nineteen years ago) link

you do to post.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought you just had to be a registered ilx user.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

UNTIL YOU INCUR THE WRATH OF JON by bein a slimy girl or whatever

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

or a slimy ken

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you have to register to the board?

No, just flash your bum and you're in. Or they're in? Hmm.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link

aha, now i see.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.castlechina.com/wdcc_2005_images/2005_1st_quarter/Snow%20White/wdcc_2005_mysterious_mirror_and_evil_queen.jpg

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link

No, just flash your bum and you're in. Or they're in? Hmm.

Not true! I flashed my bum multiple times on that thread just before I was finally banned!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe they were jealous because it's too perky?

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

zero times. i'm unloved. I hang out with amaturists and paunchy all the time and they are noize enemy mainstays, that's got to count for something.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

but it's difficult to make it look sad

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Amateurist is our friend
We have always been at war with Ken C

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

how many noize dudes are there? ballpark.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

2

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

eight:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304118937.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

25?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

JW + er that other guy.

everyone else is way down the list.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

ppl realize that most of the folks unburdening themselves on that thread are "regular ilxors" blowing off steam about other regulars, right?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

amateurist is not an enemy, he is well loved.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Amateurist, the "funny uncle" of the noise board.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

what is noize, like the boredoms?

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i mean, the thread generally only picks up steam when people get angry/annoyed/bewildered about something on ile/ilm and decide that the noize board they've heard about is a good place for venting.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

lauren is, as always, the voice of reason!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

none of the ppl who post on the noise board seem to know anything abt noise (so you'd fit right in NRQ!)

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm there, broseph!

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

ppl realize that most of the folks unburdening themselves on that thread are "regular ilxors" blowing off steam about other regulars, right?

Yeah, but as I mentioned on the thread, some of that blowing off steam gets quite nasty, and the other regulars can get (and have gotten) upset about what's written of them. Maybe people should blow off steam in some other place, somewhere that isn't a part of ILX.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe they should, but probably they won't.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I blow off steam by humping bags full of gym socks.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

How are people who aren't on ILX going to commiserate about how annoying some of the people on ILX are?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

also tuomas you're one to talk about people 'nastily' slagging off other ilxors.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

The mean weasely side of me has always secretly liked the idea of a thread that's 'opposite' to Excelsior where people just repost something someone said that they thought was stupid/lame/annoying.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

they write to john cena about it

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

it is what it is, no-one says the TITTWIS... kru should go offboard.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

The mean weasely side of me has always secretly liked the idea of a thread that's 'opposite' to Excelsior where people just repost something someone said that they thought was stupid/lame/annoying.
-- Sociah T Azzahole (stevem7...), July 26th, 2005 3:11 PM. (blueski) (later)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Skipping 283 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I find it amazing people didn't think they were annoying on the internet.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i think that i spend more time then i should, but ive been really sick, ive been stuck in the suburbs, and ive been writing--its an easy temptation to go to my email for a pitch, or to send an ms, or to do some research, or even to write and have it on.

im a sharer, and i am because i thot the community was civil, kind and fair. i am no longer sure that is the case, esp wrt kate--who has never been anything but kind to me, and who has been less trollish then some regulars.

i think that said, i frame the discussions as socratic, i assume that i know less then people like A, for example, and until recently i try to ask more questions then i answer--ie what do you think, discuss, etc. i think as well my recent discussions about A as a homophobe have been fairly ridcolous. (sp) I tend to be sexual(ity) obessed--and i tend to view t hings from a gender/queer lens. This is the opposite of the formal, almost cold, mostly sexless readings that A makes. I cannot assume that a refusal to talk about sexuality (in Mr and Mrs Smith, in Elephant, in The thread about the new Simpson single, in some Sirk threads, in the discussions around Minelli and Eisestein--thats 5 btw) immedaitely as a fear of a queer planet.

A has been much more dismissive, mocking, agressive and hating of me then I have of him--and he let James do the heavy lifting on this thread--and i have never interacted with James (not on purpose, of course). I woke up less upset then when i fell asleep , because i need to aware of my talents and not let people fuck with them.

and yeah, i do spend more time here then i did when i was in TO for example--but thats mostly being sick and being stuck in the suburbs. bad excuses maybe

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

james doesn't speak for me here btw.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

"LESS INTARWEB DRAMA MORE CARTOON PORN"

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1127-1122489734.jpg

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

*masturbates furiously*

― YES!, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

the only sensible people here are the dudes talking about Elway and Favre.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Favre sucks. He can't even pronounce his own name.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

What I always loved about John Elway was his ability under pressure. Those legendary fourth-quarter comebacks are truly the stuff of legend. However more interesting is the fact that for the first half of his career he was more of a slinger and not a great QB. Whereas someone like Peyton Manning or Brett Favre arrived and began dominating within a couple of seasons, the truly "great" seasons of Elway's career were his final six years, when his interceptions dropped considerably and his TD passes jumped up. It was at that point that the statistics and the resultant championships finally lived up to the legend. As Blount noted, Terrell Davis played a large part in this as well (finally giving Elway a RB that took the pressure off the passing game).

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Brett Favre, when he retires, (whenever that might be! lol!!) might be the greatest passer to ever play the game. I imagine Manning or Culpepper or McNabb or Bulger (lols! kidding on that last one!) might approach his numbers to a degree, but he's played at such a high level for such a long time, he's won three MVP awards, and at the tail end of his career he's going out not like Tom Glavine but rather like Roger Clemens. It's a testament to how much he's liked that he's possibly the most popular football player in Illinois as well as Wisconsin, despite the Chicago Bears.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck an Elway

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2004-09-14-bush.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

also, gear had me going until the (lols! kidding on that last one!)'s from his last post.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.subway.co.jp/jared/image/img11.gif

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.wimzie.com/wimz_img/j1txt.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

::trolling deleted::

― baa baa black sheep (eman), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

::pat::

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.subway.co.jp/jared/image/img11.gif

― ghetty green (eman), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

JAPANTHER (tentative)

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFFLE

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

d'elicious

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://del.icio.us/tag/noise/

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm looking at the board like all friggin day and I still have like zero idea what particular heap of sand has gotten all up in ILX's collective vagina: clearly I have really bad thread-selection skills. This sucks cause this is just the kind of time where I'd like to pretend to be all sensible and evenhanded and have insightful opinions about what's wrong with everyone who's not me. Missed opportunities, man, missed opportunities.

On the plus side omg Jaymc's XXX-post is one of the better things ever in the history of ILX, even though Trayce-boobies are hopefully just NC-17 at best, and even then only if she's doing something interesting with them. Maybe if everyone posted pictures of themselves naked and playing with puppies that would restore good will across the entirety of the wh3rd.

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Shorter AntiNoizeBoard:
"After we fight we make up with HUGS!! NoizeBoard are JEALOUS!!"
Shorter NoizeBoard Response:
"HUGS!! Ew Ew EEW HUGS ARE GAY and for GURLS!! We totally never ever want ever to be seen to be imagining ever that we would also sometimes wanting hugs EEW never EVER"
NoizeBoarders:
))))ROFFLE((((

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

That wasn't terribly funny.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

d'elicious

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), July 27th, 2005 12:14 AM. (dr g) (later) (admin)

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

dean!! i just worked out who you are!! i knew you were a regular w.a new name!!

sorry this is mighty dim and slow of me --- everyone else just look away plz

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~elb232/pugbaby2.jpg

:]

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 July 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

oo here is my catamite w.my "enhanced" gerbil

erm but the only reason i am up late posting semi-successful social satire is that i have a HORRIBLE TUMMYBUG so their services will not be required :\

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

scorned!

http://jenshi.ranchoweb.com/possum/Picture_0368.JPG

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

GET ME HONEY DANIELS!

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Thursday, 28 July 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link

JUNKY

― huell howser (chaki), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I couldn't be arsed to go on the interweb yesterday, and thus have not seen anything posted on this thread since abt 6pm gmt Tuesday. Should I bother catching up, or not? Any pearls of wisdom? Any funneyz?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:59 (nineteen years ago) link

dunno. i tried to get to the bottom of it, but was ignored.

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I've been locked out of posting there, I guess I am the enemy...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 19 September 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

spencer mfi locked out (screaming faggot in a crowded theatre -- PREEMPTIVE)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 19 September 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE DISCUSS WHY WE ARE BANNED FROM THE NOISE BOARD

― don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Monday, 19 September 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHA IS THE WHOLE NOISE BOARD BEEF WITH ORBIT AND KATE BECAUSE JON THINKS THEY WERE RANDY????????? HAHAHA OMG MAJOR MAJOR ROFFLEZ!!!

― PWND, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

hey capstroll
i just wanted to say
i had no idea you were fat and jewish and homosexual
i'm sorry

― zzz, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i am 100% sure that nobody thinks orbit was amazing randy

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

unamazing, randy

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE CUSTOS

― ZZZ, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

good times, good times

― bobby bedelia, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Never forget?

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahah is THIS where I threatened to get my tits out? And it resulted in my Jinglesmith song. Now everything makes sense.

― Trayce, Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

harem.

― Jeff, Sunday, 15 April 2007 05:46 (seventeen years ago) link

that's numberwang

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 15 April 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm less noize board enemy and more overexcited puppy noize board kicks and spits on, I think.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 April 2007 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i think the consensus over there is that you're the enemy.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

boobs are R rated not NC 17

― JW, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I will never look at a woman again without seeing an MPAA rating.

― Abbott, Sunday, 15 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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