Peeling out at the stoplight: incontrovertible evidence of penile inadequacy?

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The guys that do this invariable look like littlecocks, even. Girls never do this much, do they?

― andy --, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

i dunno but i used to blare james bond theme tunes as i raced around town in my swankin automobile

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they're in a hurry to get to the urologist's office.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Peelouts are stupid but the penis inadequacy+car postulate is unreliable as the all homophobes are secretly gay thing.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

They can test homophobes by putting a band of postage stamps around their dongs and playing gay porn. If they band is broken... well...

― andy --, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

totally. some people just get a rush out of it, plain and simple.
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― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

and by "it" i meant gay bashing, obv

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

What if you're straight but get turned on by having a band of stamps around your dong? (Philetio?)

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

Depends on whether or not the stamps have been licked yet.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Philephilia?

― andy --, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

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