I want my life to be sponsered by REDBULL

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regretfully, i have grown to love this little can, and the liquid speed inside. Redbull tastes the way preimuim gasoline tastes to my car. I only drink the sugar free variety, because i do not want anything even remotely natural in my beverage. who am i talking to?

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

The glucose in the original is what gives you wings. Sugar-free is for diabetic babies.

― andy --, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

I only drink the sugar free variety, because i do not want anything even remotely natural in my beverage.

more importantly, it doesnt react with alcoholic beverages in your stomach, thus giving you chemical belches all night long, like regular red bull does

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

bzzzz

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

i usually like sugar-free soft drinks, but the sugar-free red bull is NASTY.

― noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

no it isn't. its healthy.

what really pisses me off is the stigma attached to redbull. I came walking into work this morning with a four pack of cans, and my freind says "wow, someone wants to get wired!"

meanwhile, people swarm around the teet of the coffee bean like its some sort of caffinated god.

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

you were carrying four cans, is why he said that ... chill out dude. lay off the red bull. you're nutty.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

when i was working at mutek i was living pretty much entirely on red bull. it was terrible.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

no it isn't. its healthy.

there are other, better-tasting sugar-free energy drinks.

― noise dude, you're stepping on my mystique (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

i always think the Redbull people gave C2C a large brown envelope to 'inspire' the colourscheme of their trains. i can't look at a C2C without fancying a can of RB.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

you want to drive around the little Redbull advert car, don't you? Cruise up & down Burnside with that shit bumpin'...

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

I just wished it tasted different........

mind you if you don't want anything remotely natural in your drink i reccomend sunny d.

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

thai red bull comes in special tiny super powered bottles from the local asian grocery store. tried it once then moved onto bacchus F

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

It's called Red Bull 'cause it has taurine in, which is supposed to help absorb the caffiene.

Sunny D has vegetable oil in it, eeew.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm drinking sugar free right now. I was kicking this shit waaay before Britney. It's colder than coffee and doesn't fuck my stomach up as bad.

I don't know if I'd ever pay for it, though.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

aw red bull is sweeet. fuck the sugar free though, that's just gay. the pale light blue really doesn't go well with the silver.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

also haha i thought this was a ken c thread

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

Ken - have you applied for free tix to the next Red Bull Air Race at Longleat, August 7th (see http://www.redbullairrace.com/ ) yet?

Thye really do have wings. No Red Bull Dozers, though, you have to supply your own.

― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

i thought this was a ken c thread too. anyhow, hasn't sparks rendered red bull obsolete??

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

what about ROCK STAR ENERGY DRINK? (i haven't tried it. it's too stupid-sounding.)

― club soda (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:24 (twenty years ago)

I tried Rockstar and it was quite tart.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

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