Steven Spielberg - classic or dud

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over the course of a long career in film making, has this man proved himself to be one of the greatest film makers who ever lived, or a tired peddler of cheap sentimentality?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Little of both.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

classic who's done dud

philmy, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

what eric said... the two are not mutually exclusive. see also griffith

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

what eric said but he tends to be extremely dud when he is.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

example?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

how much better would war of the worlds have been if you didn't see the alien until the end, when the tripod crashes and the alien flops out... but it's ET!! and they died not from bacteria but from homesickness!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

Mostly Dud. Jaws is fun. Raiders is great. Empire of the Sun is pretty good, but mostly ruined by Williams' oppressive score. Everything else is pretty much worthless. (tho I am curious about Duel).

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

I haven't seen his "Twilight Zone: The Movie" segment in a long time but I remember that being pretty good. Also there was one episode of "Amazing Stories" that I really liked.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

tonight i was having dinner with some relatives i haven't seen in a while and i mentioned i was going to minor in film studies and one of them said, "oh, are you going to be the next STEVEN SPIELBERG?"

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

i think i might like "close encounters" more than any truffaut film.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

Spielberg has two issues: the need for deep, moral messages and a perpetual underestimating of his audience. This translates to about twenty minutes of movie time we don't need. Families return to go hug Schindler and cry. Tom Cruise's character gets saved from the deep freeze in Minority Report so he can exact his revenge. He's usually better when he's being schlocky, Jurassic Park aside. I still think he did some of his best work with Gremlins and Gremlins 2.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

Dud. I love the Indiana Jones trilogy (the latter two more as childhood memories than for the films themselves), Jurassic Park was one of the last good blockbusters, the first part of Saving Private Ryan is still riveting. Other than that, I'll go with cheap peddler of middlebrow twaddle.

The Terminal stripped him of any claim to classicness.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Not that he directed those, but that he was involved. Yeah, Gremlins.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

if producing counts, then Band of Brothers almost redeems the bullshit that was The Terminal.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Steven Spielberg - meh.

It's one thing to get excited in a 'film school' sort of way about his technique. It's another thing to sit in a dark theater and be moderately entertained by his movies. But has Speilberg overcome the limits of his medium to create great and lasting art in the way of Cocteau or Fellini or Howard Hawks or Preston Sturges? Not in my view. He generally makes clever confections. He's a great chef.

However, his depiction of the D-Day landing in Saving Private Ryan is a classic that stands head and shoulders above his normal work, including the remainder of SPR.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

i knew it was only a matter of time before someone had to make the distinction between mere "entertainment" and "great and lasting art."

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

did anyone else enjoy Catch Me If You Can? overrated, but once you lay the hype aside it's a fun bit o fluff. Tom Hanks entertainingly stiff and starchy, well-plotted, etc. most of Sbergs other movies i can't stand, but that one gets a pass from me.

yuengling participle (rotten03), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Lemme see if I can make this a bit clearer on the "lasting art" business.

Take, for example,Brininging Up Baby. It aims at nothing more than sheer entertainment, but it is so entertaining that it sheerly delights me with its artistry and wit, its little-red-wagon sense of fun. It is an exemplar of light-hearted foolery, a gush of google-eyed silliness, a whole 'nother world you step into.

E.T. - The Extra Terrestrial aims at something a bit more than 'mere' entertainment. It wants to achieve a certain modicum of significance, in a warm and fuzzy sort of way - as a statement about wonder and innocence or something like that. But it doesn't really work on that level. It achieves a sappy, happy sentimentality about wonder and innocence. You cry when ET is dying at the hands of the mean, cold-hearted scientists because, um, never mind why. But can you take any part of it back into your life and make it work for you.

That's why Spielberg is meh. He's a perfect B+ student. He gets all the low-hanging fruit and most of the middling stuff, but never quite bags the topmost stuff.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 28 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

That's a workable theory, but doesn't take into account some of Spielberg's fantastic second-gear movies that I don't see aiming for anything much other than 'mere' entertainment... other than to question why the prefix 'mere'... stuff like Temple of Doom, certain showcase scenes in the two Jurassic Parks and, yeah, War of the Worlds.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 July 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

On balance, classic. Especially for Jaws, ET, Raiders, Schindler and Close Encounters.

He may be pretty middlebrow, but stuff like Minority Report, Catch Me If You Can, WOTW etc is very entertaining, well made cinema. I agree that he often feels like he's trying to make a bigger statement than he actually achieves, but I cannot think of another director working currently who has consistently entertained me so well over the last 25 years.

No mention of it yet here, but I'm on the side that feels A.I. is one of his best films, too. There's plenty not to like about it, but the stuff that works (the whole opening act, the journey to drowned Manhattan, fuck it, even the ending) is some of the most mesmerising, compelling sci-fi I have ever seen. Real cinema of wonder in a very pure form.

Bill A (Bill A), Thursday, 28 July 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

how did howard hawks 'overcome the limits of his medium to create great and lasting art'? he's about the most bog-standard shot-reverse shot directors in the history of film. great fun, but, come on, 'overcoming the limits of the medium'? all you've said is that 'bringing up baby' has teh robbles.

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:13 (twenty years ago)

i can think of like ten howard hawks films that qualify as "great art" if anything does. meh to anyone who thinks he's not great cos he doesn't do those BIG IMPRESSIVE CAMERA MOVES (though sometimes he did).

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)

funny i was thinking about just this lying in bed this morning. I recon War of the worlds was great. I found it really frightening at times, I wouldnt bother with it on DVD but in the cinema it was genuinly gripping.
He has always been flagged as an auteur the creator of modern blockbusters etc etc, i think the truth is that he is a director for hire, who makes a few personal projects, and a lot of projects personal.
Amoung my faves are empire of the sun, Jaws, 1941, gremlins 2 and it has to be said, catch me if you can.
so classic, though minority report and ai both sucked ass, as does close encounters, so much build up for so little pay off.

lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:31 (twenty years ago)

it's not just about that (although, you know, it's nice to have more than the two-shot, the close-up, the master -- nice also to have expressive editing JUST OCNE IN A WHILE). i don't care if he's "great art" (blah jargon) or not; it's just he isn't all that interesting. there are more interesting directors. like spielberg!!! they both have a somewhat limited and audience-minded view of 'human nature', praps.

xp

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm with NRQ here.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

i'm gonna have to restrain myself from writing an entire essay here, but suffice to say i think hawks is one of the five greatest directors ever and i can't even begin to say why his best films transcend "expressive editing" and all that film school bullshit. this is verging on "the ramones aren't as interesting as frank zappa" territory. and i hope no one thinks i'm being a boring old film rockist because hawks is like the most ENTERTAINING great director who ever lived. and i don't think your last sentence shows much (or any) understanding of his attitude toward his audience.

i actually LIKE spielberg and feel he gets a bad rap from "entertainment is not art" types, but howard hawks is a greater director than spielberg for the same reason charles schulz is a greater artist than dave sim.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

haha when ppl ask me tomorrow why i look so sleepy i'll have to say "cos i was up at 4 a.m. being the film geek version of that guy who throws a fit because you think picard is better than kirk."

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

and i hope no one thinks i'm being a boring old film rockist because hawks is like the most ENTERTAINING great director who ever lived.

i. dis. agree. there, that wasn't so hard. in this context, i don't care about great directors. i care about entertaining films. hawks' films are *quite* entertaining. but they don't stand out particularly from hollywood films of the 'classic' (c. 1930 - c. 1960) period.

he has a slightly nasty, right-libertarian view of society based on the rugged-individualist/masculinist ideal (women have to be men). it's this glib view of 'how to deal' that i mean by 'audience-minded'. he's all about winners.

expressive editing (blah phrase, but whatevs) is not film school bullshit. following the aesthetic choices of 1950s cahiers du cinema is film school bullshit!!

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

when did great exciting crowd-pleasing moviemaking become "film school bullshit"?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

if indy running from the rock is now considered some abstract academic film-school braininess then i don't even know what we're talking about anymore

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

i think jd thought that what i meant [that was fun] by expressive editing and non-shot-reverse-shot moviemaking was, i dunno, something hyper-intellectual -- resnais, or whatever. i love resnais, but i *also* meant modern movies LIKE 'SAVING PRIVATE RYAN'. i have my qualms but as movie art there's a shitload more to chew on in 'SPR' than there is in anything by hawks.

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

i'm gonna refuse to take sides on this one

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

would the oft-overlooked michael curtiz be a better predecessor comparison?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

no-one has seen all of curtiz's movies. he made 100s. there's no pressing reason to separate his stuff from hawks' or from thatera of hollywood in general: more unites 'to have and have not' and 'casablanca' than, oh i dunno, two curtiz films i've forgotten the names of. it doesn't belittle classic genre films to say that the differences between them are not particularly big -- in the context of the history of film as a whole.

point is the kind of stuff spielberg does, like the beach scene, was beyond the dreams of any classic hollywood director. they'd have fucking killed to have done it. maybe sam fuller with spielberg's crew would be the best thing.

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Hitchcock was also "middlebrow" (which seems to be the label for a great image-maker who also entertains a mass audience). Not that Spielberg has ever achieved the consistency of Hitch from 1954-64, but his films (esp post-Jurassic) generally show more complexity and disturbingly adult themes than directors who are taken more seriously (cf Spike Lee, Soderbergh, Coens).

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Here are some movies I have not seen and don't have any real intention of seeing.

# Indiana Jones 4 (2006) (announced)
# Untitled Steven Spielberg/Abraham Lincoln Project (2007) (pre-production)
# Untitled 1972 Munich Olympics Project (2005) (filming)
# War of the Worlds (2005)
# The Terminal (2004)
# Catch Me If You Can (2002)
# Minority Report (2002)
# Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001)

This list, of films I have seen, arranged more or less in descending order of quality (last = best) is the reason why I'm not interested in any of the films above:

# Saving Private Ryan (1998)
# The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
# Schindler's List (1993)
# Jurassic Park (1993)
# Hook (1991)
# Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
# Empire of the Sun (1987)
# The Color Purple (1985)
# Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
# E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
# Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
# Jaws (1975)
# Duel (1971)

In conclusion, Thank You Mr. Spielberg for bringing some really fantastic adventures to the big screen, and showing us some highly exciting moments, No Thank You Mr. Spielberg for saddling nearly all of them with increasingly awful casting as time marches on and for trying to choke us to death with your faith in the human spirit or whatever you want to call that unbelievably smug annoying self-congratulatory horseshit.


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more complexity and disturbingly adult themes
So do the fucking Matrix movies. OMG HE DIES TO SAVE EVERYBODY

TOMBOT, Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Such soul-crushing cynicism deserves, oh, Michael Bay.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

"unbelievably smug annoying self-congratulatory horseshit"

this is kinda otm -- it's there in the movies -- but the horseshit bits are outnumbered by the highly exciting moments. or, they're *both* there. same way fall-flat bits of unfunniness and misanthropy coexist with real chills in hitchcock.

otoh, is 'saving private ryan' really that smug? it has those terrible bookends, and the matt damon bits are really annoying, but i've seen far less convinving movies about war.

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Spielberg has always been very good at provoking a visceral reaction using whatever crap he has available. He knows how to make ostensibly exciting movies. Unfortunately, since you know that all of his ostensibly exciting movies will be ending in some fashion that makes you feel like a baby chickadee just regurgitated golden liquid cuddles of redemption directly into your stomach, the thrill isn't there, because you're just waiting for the hammer to fall and get the brainwashing over with.

The first time I saw Duel I knew it was supposed to be "atypical" Spielberg but I still spent probably half the movie waiting for some insipid deus ex machina to rob me of all my actual emotions and replace them with spoonfed lotus blooms. This is what he's done to his legacy.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

into the west was awesome - rachel leigh cook!!

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

i helped my friend videotape an audition for into the west! he didn't get the part though :(

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

I am the only person in the world who thinks Jaws is a shitty, shitty movie. I don't entirely blame Spielberg because the book it's based on is even worse than the film, so in that respect, he did well.

Looking at that list above I realize I've disliked a LOT of his movies, without even really realizing they were Spielberg flix. I mean the only movies that I like in that list are Raiders, Last Crusade, Duel, Catch Me If You Can (and that's not even an active like because I forgot I saw it until recently) and...uh...well, I don't actually like Jurassic Park at ALL but Jeff Goldblum dresses fantastically in it so I'll give it a little bit of a pass (THAT FINAL SHOT OF THE T-REX AND THE RAPTORS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST SHOT IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF CINEMATOGRAPHY AND DIRECTION AND THAT IS A STONE COLD FACT PEOPLE). I'd like Saving Private Ryan better if the bookends were deleted and it was about a half hour shorter.

Dr. Morbius, how about you discuss the "disturbing adult themes" in, say, Catch Me If You Can?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

He's okay. I thought Minority Report was pretty decent, up until the ending, anyway.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

anyway, i gotta agree with everyone praising band of brothers on this thread, i really liked it so much more than i expected (and overall a lot more than saving private ryan).

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

Dud. Fuck him. I am Filmist.

Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Ok the more I'm thinking about that final shot of the T-Rex and the Raptors in the lobby with the fucking banner floating in front of them in Jurassic Park the more angry I'm getting. Goddamn hack.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

minority report had a pretty good first third/half, i guess, but boy does it ever go to shit. and it's about as dark and adult as an episode of young indiana jones

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

catch me if you can woulda been alot more disturbing/adult/fun if it'd kept true to frank abagnale's motivation in the book (pussy).

jaws fucking rules ally. jpark3's pretty great, the best of the bunch no doubt. poltergeist was pretty great. band of brothers was incredible. into the west was rousing fun.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

catch me would've been better if it had been about 30 mins shorter

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

OBEY

Morning Dew key (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 December 2025 23:29 (five months ago)

two weeks pass...

Pretty into Spielberg working with Josh O'Connor

disco stabbing horror (lukas), Sunday, 4 January 2026 03:07 (five months ago)

I would love to be in Josh O'Connor.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 4 January 2026 10:49 (five months ago)

two months pass...

Apparently he's making a western.

Alba, Friday, 13 March 2026 23:09 (two months ago)

Good. Must be on his bucket list.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 March 2026 23:19 (two months ago)

The great Sugarland Express was sort of a western: outlaws, Texas, Ben Johnson, cars instead of horses.

clemenza, Friday, 13 March 2026 23:31 (two months ago)

hell, you could almost argue for "duel" as a western for that matter

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 13 March 2026 23:59 (two months ago)

his John Ford tribute?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:28 (two months ago)

I'd argue that most of his films are Ford tributes.

The Luda of Suburbia (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 March 2026 01:44 (two months ago)

Saw this:

The SXSW keynote revealed that he’s currently developing a Western, with the aim to shoot in Texas and eschew Western tropes and stereotypes.

Eschew Western tropes and stereotypes? Aren't those essentially what make a western a western, no matter the setting? Or does that just mean, like, no horses?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:19 (two months ago)

He'll make an anti-Western, and it will the first one ever.

clemenza, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:23 (two months ago)

Lol

Strawmandalorian (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 March 2026 14:38 (two months ago)

Maybe he will set this one in the east.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2026 15:42 (two months ago)

Much better trailer for Disclosure Day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCYT8vb2siQ

ArchCarrier, Monday, 16 March 2026 16:02 (two months ago)

Looks good, though part of me wishes it literally looked a little different. But Kamiński gonna Kamiński and Spielberg clearly loves the guy.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 March 2026 16:55 (two months ago)

one month passes...

Started digging in on Spielberg with the 11 year old. Last night we watched Hook which was pretty awful. Dustin Hoffman is the best part of it, easily. Bob Hoskins is good. Almost everything else is horrid. So many lingering shots of cute children smiling. Utterly repulsive and the only Spielberg movie I can think of that looks shitty.

Tonight was Catch Me If You Can which rules. I almost had to pause the movie, I was laughing so hard at the knock knock joke. The movie gets going and doesn’t stop! I had forgotten Amy Adams was in it.

We’ve already seen most of the big classics: Raiders, Close Encounters, Jurassic Park, ET, and Poltergeist. And BFG. Which was bad.

Maybe AI next.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 19 April 2026 04:25 (one month ago)

Ha, wonder how that will land with the 11-year old. Have you seen it before? It might kill you.

Utterly repulsive and the only Spielberg movie I can think of that looks shitty.

Otm. There was a hint of "Hook" revisionism some time back, but no, this movie sucks. One of those movies with a huge, elaborate, artificial set that never looks more than a huge, elaborate, artificial set, which I find totally distracting. Dunno what Spielberg was thinking. Maybe, "my next two movies, which will come out the same year, will be two of my best, one finally netting me a bunch of Oscars and the other setting a new, still-unmatched standard for special effects."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 April 2026 14:18 (one month ago)

And just before Hook was another stinker.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 April 2026 15:31 (one month ago)

Always has scattered moments of charm from Hunter and Goodman, and it's not bereft of Spielberg movie magic --- Dreyfuss is just determined to tank everything through utter lack of appeal.

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:02 (one month ago)

Feel like Tintin might make sense for Cow_Art's series, though I'm a poor judge of what's perfect for an 11-year-old versus a year or two younger.

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:04 (one month ago)

I hate Always because it makes Audrey Hepburn into a buffoon.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:13 (one month ago)

We watched Duel with the 14 yr old and he loved it though it’s certainly more slow-burn than a lot of his movies, and almost experimental compared to current cinema.

omar little, Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:14 (one month ago)

Feel like that's the film written out of his canon.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:14 (one month ago)

xpost

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:14 (one month ago)

"Always"? "Tintin"? There are a few films more or less written out of his canon. "Always," "Tintin," "1941," "Sugarland Express," "BFG," maybe even "War Horse," possibly "The Post" ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 April 2026 16:20 (one month ago)

I saw AI in a theater in San Jose on July 4th. I was living in Texas at the time and my girlfriend and I were scouting out where I was going to move for grad school. My first time really leaving home and going far away from my friends and family and my mother who I was very close to.

The trip went well until immediately after the movie. It pushed the right combination of buttons in my brain at the right time and I broke down crying. I made it to the parking lot weeping and then into the car with my head on my girlfriend’s lap, sobbing.

I have no idea if the movie was good or not. I remember what the family house looked like, some sort of a sexy circus, and a far in the future ending with aliens.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:08 (one month ago)

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I think you can add The Terminal, Bridge of Spies, and Ready Player One to that list.

For such a big deal movie at the time, The Color Purple doesn't seem to get namechecked much now

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:09 (one month ago)

Utterly repulsive and the only Spielberg movie I can think of that looks shitty.

The London-set scenes are rather lovely; won't defend the movie's look much beyond that, but what I wouldn't give for Spielberg to go back to working with someone like Dean Cundey.

cryptosicko, Sunday, 19 April 2026 17:12 (one month ago)

A.I. is a fantastic movie, one of his best IMHO, but it didn't properly take with me when I saw it at 17. Revisited in the theater at 42 and loved it.

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 19 April 2026 19:20 (one month ago)

I've seen it quite a few times, most recently several months ago, and it has never lost its luster for me.

Galactic Poetaster (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:13 (one month ago)

Time to repost this: https://www.ianwatson.info/plumbing-stanley-kubrick/

Galactic Poetaster (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:14 (one month ago)

one month passes...

Last night I rewatched AI for the first time since it was released. It’s pretty sloppy and feels like different ideas/tones are bolted together in a way that’s clumsy and off-putting. The first quarter is really good. When the sick son returns home it gets a little wobbly and once the fake moon rises it totally goes off the rails. Some of the robot designs are awesome but the staging and camera work, it sinks almost to Hook lows.

It gets better after that but never fully recovers and the “happy” ending feels bogus. It would have been better if it ended with David praying to the Blue Fairy. The animated Blue Fairy was wack. The score was overbearing. It was a mess with some really good bits.

Cow_Art, Saturday, 23 May 2026 14:16 (one week ago)

I've made my peace with the ending. More and more I embrace messy films by good directors b/c it's fun to think about the mess.

The happy ending Kubrick's idea, I only learned a few years ago.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 May 2026 14:18 (one week ago)

I don't think of the ending as happy at all. I think it is utterly tragic and heartbreaking. I have no problem with it.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 May 2026 15:50 (one week ago)

yeah I've come to see the ending (and the whole movie) as an indictment of we humans. Dr. Hobby builds a doll to perfectly perform the unconditional love we crave, and then as the final demonstration of our vanity, programs it to desire a similarly hollow performance as its only motivation. when all else is gone, this pathetic neediness is what remains to tell our successors, to paraphrase Gigolo Joe, that "we were."

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 23 May 2026 16:01 (one week ago)

Yeah. And at the end of human civilization, David is closest the nu robots (who have outlasted their creators) can come to the real thing, and they are studying him, this last vestige/vessel of humanity whose goodness is 100% artificial, by design.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 May 2026 16:33 (one week ago)

I wish this looked good (I am not a Spielberg hater), but... it doesn't. The scenes with the little girl and the deer in particular look like something from a particularly uncanny valley-ish Robert Zemeckis Christmas movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFz8czbdPdU

wipes chooser (unperson), Thursday, 28 May 2026 21:05 (one week ago)

Joke's on you, the deer is real, the people are all fake.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 May 2026 22:56 (one week ago)

https://www.nbcstore.com/products/disclosure-day-stag-popcorn-bucket

StanM, Sunday, 31 May 2026 11:25 (five days ago)

with popcorn in it: https://www.instagram.com/p/DY4nf82Eep7

StanM, Sunday, 31 May 2026 11:26 (five days ago)

The trailer for The New One looked okay. My boy Josh O'Connor looked hot as fuck.

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 May 2026 11:48 (five days ago)

Wow, 2.5 hours of Spielberg talking about 2001 as a guest on the new Rewatchables episode.

Strait of Merzbow (Eazy), Monday, 1 June 2026 03:36 (four days ago)

Yes! looking forward to listening!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 June 2026 03:51 (four days ago)

just watched and he’s a real joy of a guest.

sknybrg, Monday, 1 June 2026 04:14 (four days ago)

Yeah this was an absolute delight for me as a fan of him and of Kubrick, so fun. (And I laughed at Bill trying to explain that stupid apex mountain category to Spielberg)

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 June 2026 19:26 (four days ago)

Finally watched Ready Player One on a long flight. Woof. From my secondhand understanding of the source material, there's no question it turned out better in Spielberg's hands than it would with Generic 2010s Tentpole CGI Flick Director. But there's not much to recommend it. The real issues are at the screenplay level - story's a buffet of questy nothinges, screenplay's REALLY flat, themes are muddy, and the pop-culture quotational junkfest just sits there on the screen, neither hateable nor interrogated to the point of becoming interesting. Mendelsohn does his villain thing well enough but nobody else makes an impression. The Shining thing was lame but not even memorably terrible.

I was hoping to find some unexpected spark along the way, like "aha, THIS is what drew him into this..." but of everything I've seen by him, it felt the most faceless and voiceless.

I am excited for Disclosure Day though!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 June 2026 04:58 (three days ago)

This podcast is often lol fun. Very cool.

completely suited to the horny decadence (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 21:45 (two days ago)

"Cruise or Hanks" hahaaa

completely suited to the horny decadence (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 21:47 (two days ago)

I hope he does come back for a Jaws episode, my head would fully explode <3

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 22:25 (two days ago)

I think it’s hilarious that he insists on always saying the full name of the film, “2001 A Space Odyssey”

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Thursday, 4 June 2026 02:27 (yesterday)


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