enough about that damn Boy Scout Jamboree!

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I know, it's hot and heat exhaustion is rampant and four guys got electrocuted like a week ago. It sucks. American innocence dealt another blow, etc.

gear (gear), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

you see, this is just God warning them not to accept hom'secks-suals and godless lib'ruls into their ranks, or else He will smote them

kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

Truly. In my area they just closed down a boy scout camp because of a norovirus outbreak that infected 200 people.

Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 29 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

I always liked the thought of having ajamboree or a jubilee. they should happen moreo ften, and free nougat

Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

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Check out Scouts in Bondage!

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 29 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

When I was (a year younger than I should have been) I worked at the Boy Scout camp Laura linked upthread. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. There was this one guy C.A. who'd come into my tent at night -- every night -- and dump a bucket of lakewater on me, because I'd "make a weird noise." Another time I was in the shower and this dude, who was a fourth generation staff member, shat on the floor in front of me and pushed me into it. Also, I once got stoned with a bunch of the senior employees who thought it would be funny to abandon me in the woods without a flashlight. Eventually I complained to the camp director, and he did absolutely nothing. EXCEPT: next week at the staff meeting he called me up and told me he had a special award for me. The award: A trophy with a sprayed-gold shellacked tampon glued to the top and covered in gooey catsup. I was asked to put the award on the floor, straddle it, and everybody chanted some song about "BITCH OF THE WEEK" Trophy.

So fuck Boy Scouts, they're miserable and awful and I hope the organization burns to the fucking ground (and I even did an Eagle Scout project).

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and I was nicknamed "Black Stallion" because I'd been pushed off teh edge of a bunk onto a metal joist sticking out of a steamer trunk. The joist went up under my knee, and since it was camp I was LIFTED OFF by an older staff member who could pull me vertically in the air. Then he dropped me and told me to 'walk to the health center for stitches, if you need them."

A few days later, when I was on crutches, this kid Aiyut (?) thought it would be funny to rename me "Black and Blue Stallion" so he did, and he accomplished this by grabbing my nipples 2-3 times / day and twisting them until I screamed. This caught on (apparently it's called "toolboxing" and for the rest of the summer my coworkers (all of whom were 2-5 years older than me) would grab me by the front of the shirt and twist so hard that I had a black-and blue chest for +/- 3 months. My nickname by the end of the summer? "Toolbox."

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

Another time, after I'd spent all night -literally- grading these 70+ papers kids had written for their merit badges (hey! send your kids to camp so they can write fucking papers! summer vacation!) and I was nodding, trying not to fall asleep at the breakfast table in the mess hall. This kid "Thomm" asked me if I wanted to know a trick to stay awake, and I said (naively), Sure! So he gathers arounnd all of the senior staff, most of my coworkers and a lot of the campers, and he says "we're gonna teach Toolbox how to stay awake" and he asked me if I was ready. I said "sure" and he punched me in the face as hard as he could. Drew blood and all. Everybody roared with laughter. And he said "you sure as shit ain't gonna fall asleep no more."

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

TOOLBOX!!!

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

plz more stories plz remy!

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

I don't want to come across as an internet tough guy, but if some kid did that to me, I'd hit 'em so hard right back teeth would fly out their ears, lawsuits or no.

Remy, you are a zen master for putting up with that shit.

The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

Wow.

Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

I had to lead these merit badge classes, and (being younger than most of the campers and a pretty constant icon of scorn at the hands of myfellow staff) had absolutely no authority to control the class. One of the classes I lead was "Reptiles and Amphibians" and my supervisor was famous for hiding in the woods and spying on his employees to see if they were doing a good job. Since I was terrified of his finding out, I'd always take my class out to a boardwalk in the middle of a swamp, where there was nowhere to hide.

There were these two fifteen year old Liberty-Spike mohawked post-punk gothy boy scouts -- Tucker and Tyson -- who were in one of these classes, and they were pretty friendly with me outside of the class. They confessed that they hated camp and didn't care about he merit badge, and would love if I kicked them out. So I figured (get this, great adolescent thinking), that they should do something so offensive, so reprehensible -- this part I left up to them -- that I'd have to kick them out of class. Next day came, and I'm in the middle of class and Tucker and Tyson stand up and start peeing, full view of everybody, off the boardwalk. I start laughing really hard, so do all the kids, and I tell Tucker and Tyson they're "out of class for bad behavior." At that precise moment my supervisor, who HAD been spying on me, leaps out of the woods, pushes me off the edge of the boardwalk into the stagnant piss, to the amusement of my class, stops to laugh, and chases Tucker and Ty around the camp for the better part of 20 minutes, legend has it. Never caught 'em. That night, though, when I was on night patrol, I ran into Tucker and Ty and they gave me my first joint. Then they told me they were gay, and in love with each other, and wanted to make out with each other but didn't wanna get caught. So I told 'em a couple of good places; never saw 'em again.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

(In my defense ... I wasn't just 'taking it' ... I was 18 mos younger than most of the rest of the staff, and I hadn't hit puberby yet. Everybody I worked with was Emphatically Man and I was Meekly Boy. )

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

*puberty

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/1993-me-camp.jpg

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

The boat shoes and purple-striped socks were pretty clutch of me, actually.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 July 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

Jeremy this is the lesson you must learn about the American ways. I am understanding you are now very beautiful man yet such things are haunting yes? I myself have been left on tundra drunk on goat wine by famos canadian Milton and norwegian fool Janne and must bear similar.

what is not killing us is making strongness

Sami Jheryllkanyga, Friday, 29 July 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

Remy, I dont know wether to laugh or cry at yr stories! God if that shit happened nowadays people would sue, wouldnt they? How awful.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 July 2005 08:06 (twenty years ago)

I went to a boy scout camp - my freind and I shat only once in a week becuase the toilet was so disgusting. MOstly we just tried to do bad things. sneak out at night...vandalize...we were more of a gang than boyscouts. I never learned to tie a knot or anything like that. we played dodgeball and carved things up with our knives.

Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Friday, 29 July 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

man, i went to scout camp and a jamboreee and never had, witnessed, or knew about any sort of horrific experiences like these.

the organization still sucks though.

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 29 July 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

omg! sami! you've been missed.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050729/ap_on_re_us/sequoia_lightning_death

two more deaths

kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

GOD HATES SCOUTS

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Wow, Jeremy. What a bunch of witless sadists!

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

(Also when did 1 and 2 become the same number?)

The Ghost of New Math Is Hard (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

hush you

the headline on the yahoo frontpage originally read "two"

kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Mine wasn't a boy scout camp but damn if I can't relate to these stories. I had broom straws in the nose during sleep, purple nurples till my whole chest was black and blue, public humiliation, and "the Butt Treatment".

mcd (mcd), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

you cannot put something like that in quotes without laying it out for us!

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Between the Boy Scouts, the roommate from hell, etc., I don't understand how Remy isn't homicidal 24/7.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 29 July 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

He is a Job for the modern age.

Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I suppose not. When the counselor Garv would get upset with one of us, he would get his friend Davidson (a state champion wrestler) to pin us down. Garv would then pull down his pants and stick his hairy butthole in the unfortunate camper's face, and simply sit there for 5 or 10 minutes. (We were 10 years old) xxp

mcd (mcd), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

How did parents not find out about this shit and raise holy hell?

Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

woah!

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050728/ap_on_re_us/jamboree_deaths_20

...About 300 people, most of them Scouts, suffered from dehydration, fatigue and lightheadedness Wednesday — just days after four Scout leaders were killed at the national Jamboree while pitching a tent beneath a power line.

[...]

The more than 40,000 Scouts, volunteers, and leaders attending the event had been standing in the sun about three hours when word came that severe thunderstorms and high winds were forcing the president to postpone his appearance until Thursday. Bush's spokesman said Thursday that the visit would instead happen Sunday, at the Scouts' request.

kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 July 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

good to know that HIGH WINDS is all it takes to send Bush scurrying back to the teats of Dick Cheney.

gear (gear), Saturday, 30 July 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

man fuck this country. i bet hosni mubarak would lash himself to a pole in the middle of a hurricane to give a pep talk to boy scouts from cairo.

gear (gear), Saturday, 30 July 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

Experts: Scouts Unprepared for Jamboree

...While this year's Jamboree has been unusually problematic, past Jamborees have had their share of accidents. In 1997, a 16-year-old Boy Scout from Pennsylvania was killed at the Jamboree when an Army Humvee he was not supposed to be driving flipped over. Three passengers were hurt. And in 2001, lightning strikes caused minor injuries to two Scouts...

kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 July 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

remy, take solace in that i bet they did the same damn thing to steven spielberg.

hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 30 July 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

First, remy I can't even articulate my reaction to your stories, they are that bad, and that good. I will simply send you my best wishes for a full recovery, and the karmic aikido skills to turn that shit into wisdom, health, money or fame.

Second, Wolcott's reaction to the Jamboree meltdown is like mine but better and more complete-- the whole sorry scenario is so conveniently symbolically perfect it's like something from a Boyle story. The "best" of America's boys, uniforms, bad planning, "unforseen" conditions, vicious heat, people dropping, the imminent arrival of the great leader-- but he never shows up. I hope that those kids end up alright. And the rest of us? Who knows.

Hunter (Hunter), Sunday, 31 July 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

(Is this where I say that I'm an Eagle Scout and that I actually had a pretty great time all throughout both Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts? Mind you, I haven't had a thing to do with the organization since I got the Eagle Scout ranking.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 31 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

What's funny is that, in spite of all the badness at camp, I actually was on track to get my Eagle badge at age 16, but (though I finished the project ... a thing where I mapped, labelled and repainted fire hydrants and fire evacuation trails on fallow state-owned land / did the complete write-up) I was never able to get the award because of a technicality re. liability the BSA would have to absorb if the fire department or forestry service actually used my information, and it were inaccurate. I was told I could do a second Eagle Project, if I wanted, and did a second one but it was about 4 weeks before my 18th birthday and they said I was "cutting the paperwork too close" and thus I am a life scout, for life.

Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

... with insensitive nipples.

Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

My mother would never allow me to join the Boy Scouts because they wouldn't allow homosexuals in, although she never explained it to me at the time. I don't mind now that she didn't, though, as I don't think I would've enjoyed being a Boy Scout anyhow.

Come, mah county killahs -- Ian Riese-Moraine can't run no MORE!!! (Eastern Mant, Sunday, 31 July 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

I got to Star and then said, "Hmm, you know what? I just like camping. Fuck a merit badge."

I also flat-out refused to do those stupid fucking Citizenship in the Community/Nation/World merit badges. I wanted to camp.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Since this is where someone inevitably is supposed to post a pic of something campy, I'll oblige:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:PkP0yB3y8UYJ:www.epinions.com/images/opti/ca/82/pr-Bike_Parts_Accessories-Campagnolo_Record_Ergopower_Speed_Shifter-resized200.jpg

Hunter (Hunter), Monday, 1 August 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

I remember being whipped with Neon Leons. Remember those?

Also probably a million other things that I've blocked out, but I do remember some kid cutting my arm with a knife, all manner of pre-pubescent fuckup sexuality escapades that I managed to pretty much dodge and me blowing up a coleman lantern.

Honest, clean, brave, thrifty, reverent...

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

Girl, 8, Killed by Tree at Boy Scout Camp

kingfish completely hatstand (Kingfish), Thursday, 11 August 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...
I was an adult leader at the 2005 Jamboree. I suffered through the heat and I was only about 50 yards from the terrible accident that killed four fine men. Overall the Jamboree was a great experience and I am happy I had the chance to go with my 2 sons and work with some really amazing young men.

I understand and appreciate the comments posted here. But I would share with you my humble opinion on this matter. I beleive the world Scouting movement and the Boy Scouts of America in particlar, represent the finest boy lead youth development program in the world today. The principles set out by Robert Baden-Powell are as relevant today as they ever were.

Even with all the warts....it is still a great program that does a lot of good for millions of kids.

Of course you are free to disagree and that this the great thing about living in a free society. We can respectfully agree to disagree.

YIS!

Paul Judge, Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

hm... google strikes again.

i don't know how adults manage to do scouts nowadays. i would feel like i was asking to be sued or suspected of pedophilia. no thanks!

Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

what kind of yousendit is he asking for at the end there?

shadeball (chaki), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

six years pass...

I didn't know if this had been posted elsewhere but, um....holy shit @ the Boy Scout 'Perversion Files' document release.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/10/boy-scouts-perversion-files-released-the-secrets-are-out.html

Actual documents here. http://www.kellyclarkattorney.com/files/

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 November 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

"Hey - that's not a basket reed!"

how's life, Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously though, I've read through a lot of these. When I was a scout in the early 90s, there was a leader we suspected of abusing his sons (also scouts), but I never knew how much of our knowledge was just mean speculation and joking among 12-year-olds or what. I looked him up and he wasn't in there. That doesn't mean anything of course. Feel like the amount of abuse that went completely unreported probably far exceeds the ones that were reported (even half-assedly to the BSA, who just sort of sat on them sometimes).

Things I noticed in the documents, here and there:
1.) variations on "do you ever give this information to the police or am I getting into something I should stay out of?"

2.) while some of the reports are unrelentingly specific and frightening, some of the reports are very vague and lacking in detail. one of the reports I read, I was like "oh, they basically kicked this guy out for being a hipster." some of them from what I can tell are only included in the "perversion files" because they were found out to be gay ("is it true that you had sexual encoun ters with men?") and simply including these people in here amounts to an outing, afaict. Also, some of these guys were never reported to the police right? That's part of the big stink? So they've never had a fair trial or been convicted.

3.) city with the most cases in the file looks like Chicago, with 22 cases.

Second Place (TIE!) rochester, ny - 12
Second Place (TIE!)houston, tx - 12
Third Place (TIE!!)kansas city, mo - 11
Third Place (TIE!!)dallas, tx - 11

how's life, Saturday, 3 November 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

first thing I did was look up Sacramento. DING DING DING two scoutmasters in 85 who were part of a Sacto NAMBLA RING ffs. When they arrested one of them they found an 8 yo IN HIS APARTMENT.

Christ.

But yeah, to what you said, how's life: it's really the situations where they interviewed the subjects, verified the accusations & then locked the info away that is at issue for me. they knew of the harm, had testimonials of wrongdoing, they remove them from the scouts... & then feel no responsibility to report them
further? And you just know that some of these are by no means isolated.
There was 1 guy in Alaska, had moved through 2 towns and then moved onto Cali under a different name. It's just...ugh.

The Aiken case in Florida is so far the one that has stuck out the most to me - some heartbreaking stuff in there (but I'm still barely through A)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 November 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

Oh god, you're going through them in order? Yikes.

how's life, Saturday, 3 November 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

I can't help it.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 November 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't looked myself but I can't say I ever got a sense of that from any of the scouting dens/troops I was involved in over the years from the late seventies to the late eighties. For that reason I think I don't WANT to look. (Should also say my dad was a Scoutmaster for some years -- if he had ever encountered something like that, he wouldn't've rested until it was cleared up. But he like me always assumes the best in people on first blush -- perhaps he was hoodwinked too.)

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 November 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

Well, I'm sure not every troop has had a pederast. I mean, there are like roughly 100,000 troops for a couple million kids (if you count cub scouts).

how's life, Saturday, 3 November 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

And that's just 2010 numbers. I'm sure that Boy Scouts was a lot bigger in the 70s and 80s. My troop experienced severe attrition in the early 1990s, but I don't know if that happened for scouting as a whole.

how's life, Saturday, 3 November 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

I was a brownie & a girl guide growing up, and I know a lot of friends who went through boy scouts, even kids now doing Eagle Scout work.

I think there is still a great benefit to the organization, and I dont think anyone involved, or with prior involvement or good memories should be ashamed of that.

I have no doubt some families felt they were benefited by this being secret. I have no doubt the boy scouts believed confidentiality was the right approach for the image of the organization and those involved BUT they are part of a community, part of towns cities & states where some of these men, released from scouting moved on to other boys in other organizations & other towns. They had a responsibility to their own community that they, in many cases willfully ignored. And as painful as that is, it needs to be reckoned with.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 November 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

Somewhere along the line the BSA seems to have tied itself closely to the Morman and Catholic churches in many states and now finds itself all but captive to the agendas of those two religions. Consequently, they've done themselves a lot of damage by adopting policies that are seen as narrow-minded, exclusionary and unwelcoming to a large percentage of the population. Not to mention their badly screwing up how they handled child abusers, which now lowers them still further in public esteem.

Surely, they'll survive this series of botches, but they are shrinking, not growing - and likely to continue to shrink. The BSA top level needs to reverse a whole slew of bad policies if they expect to regain the prestige they've stupidly squandered.

Aimless, Saturday, 3 November 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)


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