One of it's legs is both the same.

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what is the difference between a duck?

― sean nedryw bauer, Saturday, 30 July 2005 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Gesundheit.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 30 July 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 30 July 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell me; are there still people in Austria and Germany called Hitler?

― Frogm@n Henry, Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't they're too fast.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is a lemon?

― When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

when did you stop beating your wife?

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What time is it? What time isn't it?

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I have just decided that I have a headache.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 30 July 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the sun's not yellow, it's chicken

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

sticky donuts sticky donuts stick 'em on yer head

― Paul (scifisoul), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

[/roo]

― Paul (scifisoul), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

that's like saying you're a little bit pregnant

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't put too much water into a nuclear reactor.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

what is the difference between a duck?

I thought the answer was, "it swims better than walks".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 30 July 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe. Maybe not.

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Saturday, 30 July 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the answer was, "it swims better than walks".

No, it's "it can neither ride a bicycle."

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 30 July 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i always heard this joke with a chicken, not a duck.

a favourite of my dads in a similar vein:
q: "which has more legs, a dog or no dog?"
a: "no dog. because no dog has more than four legs."

― jermaine (jnoble), Saturday, 30 July 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That's totally brilliant!

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 30 July 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy crap I just understood the nature of the universe!

― nabiscothingy, Saturday, 30 July 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Like you didn't already.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 30 July 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

a: "no dog. because no dog has more than four legs."

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/South/11/26/dog.popcorn.ap/story.1.popcorn.ap.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/11/26/dog.popcorn.ap/

― 2, Saturday, 30 July 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

caressing the haert of a dead man brings a joy only Jesus understands

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i recall that many years ago i read a L. Sprague de Camp novel that used that joke as its central conceit. a google reveals: "The Undesired Princess."

it was v. funny i thought (camp usually is) but then i was also young at the time.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this was the book that introduced me to zeno's pardoxes!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 31 July 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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