Motion pictures that will probably never be made but would be funny to see.

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The Care Bears: From Russia With Wuv!
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Assassination of the Opera

― When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 30 July 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

A Bitch Iz A Bitch - A Woman Is A Woman set in LA right before the riots, starring Vivica Fox

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 30 July 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Scientology! The Musical

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 July 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

i'm still stuck on "Small Wonder - The Movie"

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 30 July 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

from a Simpsons with Ron Howard:

Ron: [emotionally] And it grows, to a powerful, emotional
climax when the father has to choose which one of his
children will live ... and which one ... will die.
Executive: Pass.
[Ron lets out a sigh]
What else you got?
Ron: Well, well, there is this one thing. It's about a
killer robot driving instructor that travels back in
time for some reason.
Executive: I'm listening.
Ron: Okay, okay, well, you see ... this robot, he's got a
heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best
friend lives ... or dies.
Executive: Eh.
Ron: His best friend's a talking pie!
Executive: Sold! Howard, you've done it again!
[he hands Ron two large bags of money; Ron holds them up
and smiles, as the closing line from the "Happy Days"
theme plays]

― I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Saturday, 30 July 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

i was thinking of writing a sid and nancy style screenplay about the great lost weekend of mark e. and brix smith.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

A 23 Skidoo Musical -- The Godspell Comes to New Guinea

― The Gospel Comes to New Guinea (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

a biopic of kurt cobain starring jamie foxx, directed by oliver stone.

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Legends of the Fall

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

a biopic of kurt cobain starring jamie foxx, directed by oliver stone.

starring jamie foxx as: the newborn frances bean.

― cost fucked madonna (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 July 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Guantanamo: the Musical

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 31 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Thelma and Louise and Harry and Tonto and Melvin and Howard.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 31 July 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

A dystopian future epic in which Brooklyn is in jagged ruins, directed by Martin Scorsese. The Last of The New Yorkers.

*Hides Madeleine Stowe in a basement stairwell in the sidewalk*

"You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you!"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 31 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

The Autobiography of Barbara's Bush chronicling the true tales of the vagina that birthed the chief.

― snidley whiplash, iii, Sunday, 31 July 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

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