Blimey kids, its less than a fortnight to the start of the new Premiership season, and just five days to the rest of the league. Post excitable preambles, predictions and Evertonian prophecies of doom here.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)
ChelseaMan UtdArsenalLiverpoolMiddlesbroBoltonTottenhamMan CityFulhamBirminghamEvertonNewcastleAston VillaCharltonBlackburnPortsmouthWest HamSunderlandWest BromWigan
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)
― AdrianB (AdrianB), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)
― AdrianB (AdrianB), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)
SounessHughesO'LearyColemanMoyes (lured elsewhere?)whoever is managing Portsmouth these days
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)
Projected points margin between 1st and 5th in my table: 39
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 August 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 August 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 1 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)
Everton and Newcastle will be affected by having to play in Europe so early. And, Everton seem to have trouble signing anyone.
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)
― Dirty Welshing bastard (daveb), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)
xpost, ah, never mind
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)
It seems more likely to me that it will be Everton who will be unable to capitalise on last year's success...but I don't have much to base that on other than how much of a surprise it was last season. I don't think there are many people who expect them to finish in the top 5 this time, just because.
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)
― Tom (Groke), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)
Oh, I reckon Chris Coleman could be the first manager to go. Birmingham could be a surprise as they have a lot of strikers and money. Spurs may just be wishful thinking.
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)
I have a feeling it could all go a bit wrong for Fulham this time round, Southampton style. This years surprise package = Blackburn, definitely. They'll kick every team off the park and draw 0-0 with all the big boys. Everton looked more than a bit limp towards the end of last season. Man Utd? Depends on Owen I suppose but otherwise they'll be worse than last year. Spurs, with a bigger squad, no nasty Santini-Jol transition phase and Edgar Davids will nick fifth. Charlton to be top six at Christmas and collapse afterwards, as normal. Definitely Souness or Coleman to go first.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)
― AdrianB (AdrianB), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)
― Koorbssir (Koorbssir), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)
jel also otm re middlesbrough, massively complacent at end of last season, something is clearly not right there. defence is probly past it, midfield besides downing (sometimes) is uninspired, hasselbaink meh.
portsmouth to hover midtable but be untroubled by relegation for the most part
man city without barton and dunne to begin with might start very badly indeed.
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)
― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)
second best performing striker in the Premiership statistically last season no? plus they have Yakubu now.
― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)
UH HUH.
which statistics wd those be, opta? it could even be true. i still don't fancy em much - when things go their way they will wax it but they will give up just as often.
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)
B-but you won one 14-0!
I won't bother doing the table, cos it'll just be a case of stacking up as many half-decent teams above Liverpool as I can reasonably get away with and then tucking Everton in there too.
I do think it's possible that the ManYoo-RedFilth gap may vaporise this season. No change in the top two. Pompey to go down.
I'm kinda glad that we're not prepared to meet various players' outrageous wage-demands or even gloss over their dubious fitness (hello, Forssell) in order to bolster the squad, but this admirable caution doesn't leave us any stronger than we've been since Gravesen's departure. Lest we forget...21pts from the second half of 04-05. Erk.
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)
i knwe dunne got involved with barton, but i didnt know it was to an extent where he'd be missing opening games?
― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)
― Ludo (Ludo), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)
What part of 'Pardew keen on Togo forward' do you think will stop us scoring goals? You wait, Yossi Benayoun will take the league by storm. Then move to Chelsea in the January transfer window.
All this at a bargain price of £645 for a season ticket.
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 11:05 (twenty years ago)
No. I am stupid. And I don't know how to convey sarcasm either :-)
Hugglez to Matt DC !
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 7 May 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)
qft. There's nothing sweeter than getting everything wrapped up three or four games early.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 7 May 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)
― caek (caek), Sunday, 7 May 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)
on the news earlier they showed Henry giving his stinky boots to some feral child. very sweet, apart from the child.
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)
I honestly think he did. He waited for the keeper to dive, and then deliberately hit it in that direction. Oh Teddy, Teddy...
― Teh HoBBler (the pirate king), Sunday, 7 May 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)
I felt sympathy for the Spurs fans (a view not shared by anyone around me). They made very little noise for their team however. 2-1 also flattered them.
The woman next to me hit me in the face with an "Easy" celebration. It has to stop.
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 8 May 2006 07:52 (nineteen years ago)
Arsenal: Spawniest bunch of fuckers that ever took to a football field? They'll win the Champions League AND keep Henry now.
― Pete W (peterw), Monday, 8 May 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 8 May 2006 08:32 (nineteen years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 8 May 2006 08:43 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 May 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)
No, David Howells was on the front page of both The Sun and The Star when he was pictured buying a new sofa from DFS Edmonton in 1996.
― Teh HoBBler (the pirate king), Monday, 8 May 2006 09:05 (nineteen years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 8 May 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)
Inevitable Headlines Of The Day'Tottenham Trotspur' - The Sun.
'Curse Of The Tummy' - The Mirror.
'Sick Note For Spurs' - The Daily Mail.
'Play It Again, Salmonella' - The Sun.
'A Kick In The Guts For Jol' - The Daily Mail.
'Sick As A Marriott' - The Daily Mirror.
'Diana Death: Truth At Last' - The Daily Express.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 May 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)
― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 8 May 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)
Team Pts 1 Chelsea 86 2 Arsenal 80 3 Man Utd 78 4 Liverpool 64 5 Everton 60 6 Bolton 56 7 Newcastle 53 8 Tottenham 49 9 Birmingham 48 10 Pompey 40 11 Man City 39 12 Charlton 36 13 Aston Villa 32 14 Fulham 32 15 Blackburn 30 16 Wigan 28 17 Boro 25 18 West Brom 25 19 West Ham 22 20 Sunderland 19
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)
― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
Christ, have some dignity.
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)
However there will be a Premier League meeting to discuss the contents of the Spurs letter.
This letter is on the Official Spurs website and apparently is rather long.
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)
If the squad were actually found to have been poisoned, what would happen? I presume Spurs sue for loads of money. The Arnesen case from last year basically paid Edgar Davids' wages. If we threaten legal action against someone every summer we'll be able to keep merrily signing superfluous midfielders for years to come.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)
is one forssel, or was he injured again? jarosik was a loanee, and has gone back to chelsea, what about...sutton? or was he already gone?
― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)
evidence suggests... melchiot, certainly (after the bollocking he's been getting all season) and i dunno, nicky butt hates being there doesnt he? sutton feels wrong
― rtcotm (mwah), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)
― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)
Will the hotel now sue Spurs?
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 May 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)
Why no mention of the suspicious strangling of Spurs players by foes unseen?
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 May 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)
― Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 11 May 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 11 May 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)
Limitless opportunities? Typical Birmingham City hyperbole.
He might be talking shite, but I'm not keen on the idea of him needing permission to do so.
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 12 May 2006 07:11 (nineteen years ago)
― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 12 May 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)
― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 12 May 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 12 May 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 13 May 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)
and lots of jam.
― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 May 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 13 May 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)
Liverpool FC are a jinx on the whole world.
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 14 May 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)