can my co-workers smell me farting in my cubicle?

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is cubicles fart container?

― i'm farty, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

I think you're asking the wrong people.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Yes, they can. Burn a candle or something, asshole.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

are you in the cubicle next to me?

― i'm farty, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm in your monitor looking out. I see you squinch your face up when you cut one. I saw you pick your nose and wipe your finger off on the underside of your desk. I saw you clean your ear with the eraser end of your pencil and then smell the eraser. I saw you do all of those things.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

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― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

I saw you clean your ear with the eraser end of your pencil and then smell the eraser.

... I smell my finger after I pick my naval, but I've never, ever, ever, smelled my ear.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

note that your farts will condense into powder that secures itself into your chair forever.

these "farticles" will most certainly lead to the downfall of man.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

farticles = poo particles

― fartjoke, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

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― From@n Henry, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

yes.

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh, burrito night, why must you come with such consequences!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Why doesn't "i'm farty" post anymore?

― i'm whine btw (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 21 November 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

he posts as eman now

― nurse blorbius (jeff), Friday, 21 November 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

I just blasted a real beaut in reception. Giddy up.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

Such a soldier for the real cause.

― Tooth Far I (csa), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

oh baby my favorite time of day...all alone in the office, let the farting explosions begin.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.vox.com/2014/12/4/7332411/fart-flatulence

― TAKING SIDES: HUMANS VS. GUACAMOLEEE (Leee), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

nine years pass...

is cubicles fart container?

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 06:29 (one year ago)

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