Mods Should Interject More [pfft, fat chance -mod]

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I like it when the mods put little bracketed interjections into thread titles, etc. It reminds me of the little comments [ed] used to make in Whizzer and Chips, and Beano. I think our mods should do it more.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

When I'm halfway through a rant at people whilst working, and their faces are blank, I often wish I could insert [NSFW].

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah! Right! They should do it until ILx resembles a cheap ham interjected with water.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Mods should ejaculate more.

― Frogm@n Henry, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

As in this passage from Richmal Crompton's William:

William decided to bring her syringa, handfuls of syringa, armfuls of syringa.

He went straight home to the gardener.

"No, I ain't got no syringa. Please step off my rose-bed, Mister William. No, there ain't any syringa in this 'ere garding. I dunno for why. Please leave my 'ose pipe alone, Mister William."

"Huh!" ejaculated William, scornfully turning away.

He went round the garden. The gardener had been quite right. There were guelder roses everywhere, but no syringa.

― Frogm@n Henry, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

OK it took me a bit to realise syringa are some kind of flower, and man did that paragraph ever come out weird before I twigged.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

I love William Brown.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

[why don't you marry him then?–mods]

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

[i love hime too. omg i just ejaculated. -mods]

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Where's the jocularity?

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

e-jocularity

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

I confess I don't really like the way this thread has been smattered with spermatazoa.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

'smatter?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 05:26 (twenty years ago)

A typo: I meant 'spattered'.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

fuel-injected vespas?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, there should be more (surely shome mishtake? -Mod)
type stuff after people's posts

― Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 06:52 (twenty years ago)

We should all be given editing rights! Imagine the ~~fights and sulking~~ hilarity which would ensue from us going around altering each other's posts.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 07:22 (twenty years ago)

I imagine not.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

Snip!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

Thank you [mod] for your bracketed interjection.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

It reminds me of the little comments [ed] used to make in Whizzer and Chips, and Beano

"oh no, this thread can only end in disaster!"

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

shit, fuck, that didn't work. cocks. let me try again

"oh no, grimly fiendish has no understanding of HTML!" < ---- reader's voice

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

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