Now it can be told: My break-up...an epic tale of heartbreak and debauchery

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So my ex-girlfriend broke up with me four months ago. The last four months have been filled with such drama and so many BCO-able stories that it's been hard for me to resist posting them. Now I feel like the time has come where I can do this. I couldn't sleep last night and I feel a strong need to bare my soul. Since my therapist is sick of hearing about this, let us begin...

― highly Logged out, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

bco?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

i mean, shit: http://board.crewcial.org/?func=thread&id=58269&r=439

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

ahahahahahahaha

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

man, I wish I was a mod right now.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

haha..This is another spammer like the "I'm going to kill myself" one, thanks stence ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

what's with all these froot loops??

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

That is a hell of a thread you linked to, stence.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

i don't get it

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

no, neither do i.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

me neither. where's the debauchery?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

"i cant believe she turned down the farewell blowjob."

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

If Ed does not become a scriptwriter in the future I will be pissed...

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)

It's not that funny, not that well-written, not that interesting. It'd probably be an ok read if it weren't for all the 'omg this is 4ckin GR8!!! best thing 1ve 3v3r read!!!!' bullshit.

― Affectian (Affectian), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

huh, whatnow, scriptwriting?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

at least there's a relationship thread on ile (well, linked on ile) that actually involves sex.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

I totally understand the difficulties with breaking up with a person you share a life with. My condolances.

But, Ed....you had sex with multiple women in four different cities over a four month period. What the hell are you actually complaining about?

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

that story is way too long. i only got to the part where he sleeps with alyson and then sneaks out in the middle of the night to fuck meghan. what happens at the end?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Ain't there yet, but damn, if this isn't an indie movie in the making.

― BARMS, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Can someone do an abridged version (with sex in it) please? Thank you. :-)

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I will say this though: the next post involves me sobbing into girl's vagina.

well, this is entertaining. maybe an abridged version would be good though, it does tend to go on, and he keeps having to go to his therapist.

― juliaaa, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

For the short version, watch Shampoo.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one that thought it wasn't that debaucherous at all? Ooh big deal...hooked up with multiple girls including the ex and felt guilty! Even the two girls in the hot tub bit wasn't half as awesome as it could've been.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Also: the special effects were uninspiring.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

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