ILX cut-ups

Apparently, if you cut-up a text using the Burroughs method (link), you might "decode the material's implicit content", enabling you to "discover the true meaning" of it (er...). It might even be that "events are pre-written and pre-recorded and when you cut word lines the future leaks out." (um...)

So, let's try this on ILX texts!

Cut-up thread titles from ILE:

"President Bush starts a sex-face on this tortoise."

"My rice cooker doesn't pour coffee in the trash."

"ILX as a collective collaborative Hungary or Croatia?"

"Creationism KNOCKED UP!"

"The House of Obsessive establishments by a diminutive term."

"What is it with blood clots."

Ok, so Burroughs lied.