How to get weed in park slope/lower brooklyn.

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The delivery numbers I have are flakey at best; anyone know what's reliable?

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 4 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

You gotta stand under the bridge singing "Space Cowboy" in a long green dress, then when the operative approachs and asks for a cigarette you hit him as hard as you can in the bridge of the nose and run.
The next day, a package will be on your doorstep.

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 4 August 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

You gotta stand under the bridge singing "Space Cowboy" in a long green dress, then when the operative approachs and asks for a cigarette you hit him as HARD AS YOU CAN on the bridge of his nose and run.
The next day, a package will be on your doorstep.

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 4 August 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Got that?

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 4 August 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

alternately, call hstencil.

― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 4 August 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Don't listen to that! Goulash is a K Direktorat MOLE.

― Beth Parker, Friday, 5 August 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

1. Look for a guy dressed as a police officer. (Trust me, he's not.)
2. As a greeting, punch him in the nuts as hard as you can.

At some point in the future (after a thrilling adventure) you will get your weed.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

i love you, dan.

― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 5 August 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

i don't sell weed, nor am i in park slope all that much.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

don't move to park slope/lower brooklyn.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

ian, i know a guy, i'll try to work things out. he doesn't deliver, though.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

If the punching doesn't result in package delivery you could try a big labrador retriever-style face-licking to the first person (dressed as a National Guardsman) that you see.

― Beth Parker, Friday, 5 August 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

Were you hoping someone would post a dealer's phone number on the internet? craziness...

― paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 5 August 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

Ask Broken Social Scene.

― mcd (mcd), Friday, 5 August 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

washington square park is in manhattan, and ian isn't david lee roth.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

I am david lee roth

― Beth Parker, Friday, 5 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

It's a damn shame that people are just letting this thread die.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

IS THIS THE POLICE?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

message in a bottle, yea.

― Outsider Enter Port City (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

It's a damn shame that people are just letting this thread die.

It should have been locked and then framed after Dan's post.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

THE FAT HIPPY W/A GIRLS NAME & THE HOT GIRLFIEND ON 5th AVE.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

HELLO I AM READING YOUR INTERNET

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

CRACKDOWN SMACKDOWN SHAKKA LAKKA EGG MAN

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

THE FAT HIPPY W/A GIRLS NAME & THE HOT GIRLFIEND ON 5th AVE.

exactly.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Cutty will be more than happy to help with all your erb buying needs!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

First, you start with a seed and some dirt.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

as someone that doesn't live in NYC, I'm sort of reading this as "How do I find weed in a densely populated cultural center that has relatively lax drug laws AND REALLY AMAZING WEED?"

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

relatively lax drug laws

uhhh.... compared to Thailand, maybe.

― Outsider Enter Port City (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

matlewis, mr. johnson has just moved to said area and has yet to make any "connections"

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

AND REALLY AMAZING WEED
Compared to Siberia maybe.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

It can vary. A local purchase impressed a Californian the other day.

― Outsider Enter Port City (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Usually the best stuff around here is from New York. Basically I'm just going on the myths and legends folks at University of Maryland spread about nyc.

― matlewis (matlewis), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

you'd be more likely to get lousy coke at siberia, unless you mean the actual siberia.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Erm.. that was what i meant.

i take it Siberia is a nyc club??? (of all the bloody random places for me to pick)

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

what about midtown? it's a drought here!

― def zep (calstars), Thursday, 22 June 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

drink some wine

― Super Cub (Debito), Thursday, 22 June 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

already tried that, it's a poor substitute

― def zep (calstars), Thursday, 22 June 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

strangest thing that has ever happened to me. after 15 years of smoking, I just quit cold. no cravings. I've tried in the past, and managed a week or two at best. I guess I finally had my fill? Is this even possible? I wasn't even planing on quiting. My last bag ran out, and I never bothered to get another. It's only been about 60 days now, so I can't say it's forever, but zero cravings?! I hope I'm not going to die or anything crazy like that.

― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Thursday, 22 June 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you mind just suddenly went "after 15 years of experimenting I feel it's safe to say that this drug is fucking boring"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 22 June 2006 11:15 (nineteen years ago)

I packed sugar in my coffee in much the same way. Drank it w/2 sugars from the age of 13 to 38, one day the bag ran out, ah I'll have it without (as I have done when no sugar) but then oh, don't want any. And apart from occasionally adding it by accident/rote, never did since.

Oh, all the wonderful tastes of coffee I then experienced anew. And Tea Too...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 June 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

I had the same experience as you Mark except in reverse - disdained sugar in coffee for years, then was served a "coffee regular" at a deli in Manhattan and said to myself "that's pretty tasty, whaddaya know"

at home it's all black coffee all the time though

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 22 June 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

look for the rastafarian behind the glazed window in the back of the health food store, PW = "you are a beautiful woman"

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Thursday, 22 June 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna telekinesthetize a quap of some Eastern Kentucky outdoor up there one of these days, just you wait.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

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