"Hell is other hipsters."

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

This line popped into my head on the way to work. I don't know what to do with it.

Should i put it on a t-shirt in an ironically-used '70s Cooper Black? Should i register it as a website and start a blog wherein i complain about how all these late-to-the-game poseurs are fuckin' up my shit?

such major decisions to make, and on a friday, no less!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Sartre was among the first of the hipsters, was he not?

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

as a must-be-made-into-t-shirt slogan, its right behind "Jesus Hates George W. Bush".

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

I would lose the superfluous "other".

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

And maybe add "who won't fuck me" before the period.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

maybe add "who won't fuck me before the period"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Hath not a hipster eyes?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Hath not a hipster ass? If you prick them, do they not throw down?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Holly: Jean-Paul Sartre said hell was being locked forever in a room with your friends.

Lister: Holly, all his mates were French.

-- Red Dwarf

― Miss Laura, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Might I suggest that you just skip the t-shirt entirely and get this tattooed in huge letters across your chest, preferably in a gothic font?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Then get Marvin the Martian on your gut.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha I misread that as "gunt"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

That's not even a word!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

IT IS NOW

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

My med-school brother uses "Gunt" all the time.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

'gunt' is definitely a word. it means exactly what you hope it does.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

And maybe add "who won't fuck me" before the period.

well, yeah.

i mean, i don't have a problem with them fuckin' me, but i have a little problem with them not fuckin' me...

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

"Gunt" and "hope" should never be uttered in the same breath.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

If you put it on a tshirt, hipsters will want to buy it. It will end up in Urban Outfitters and you will have lose whatever soul you have left. DON'T DO IT.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

I would lose the superfluous "other".

this sort of removes the joke!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

'gunt' is definitely a word. it means exactly what you hope it does.

GODZILLA CUNT?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

'gunt' is definitely a word. it means exactly what you hope it does.

I have low expectations. Tell me.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

this sort of removes the joke!!

Dude it was a two-part joke!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I just tried to look up "gunt" in the dictionary. I am so naive.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

kingfish, you must go to cafepress.com and start selling a "Hell is other hipsters" t-shirt this very minute. This has the potential to be bigger than curly fries.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

1. Gunt

Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.

My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gunt

(xpost HAHAHA MIND-MELD)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Gunt has been in use for AT LEAST 10 years amongst my friends. It's when an obese person's gut clefts down the middle as if it is the world's largest camel toe.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

3. gunt
1). noun.
A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).

2). proper noun.
Also refers to a clique of chainsmoking, alcoholic female enginerds found roaming the bars of the University of Illinois.

1). "Wow, if she doesn't shut her yap I'm going to punch her in the gunt."

2). "Quick, hide your food & beer! Here come the Gunts. They're on the prowl tonight!"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

jesuchristo, there's like 18 listings for it

who knew that gunt came in that many flavors?

XPOST DAMMIT

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

my female friend most enamoured with the word is known to refer to other women as "maybe a little bit gunty".

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Aging hipster must surely be the hell of hells. I'll probably have a jazz beard and a kooky hat in a couple years.

― andy --, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

The disconnect between thread title and thread subject has been achieved with sweet rapidity.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

this sort of removes the joke!!

Dude it was a two-part joke!

but it removes the best part of the joke!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

actually i don't really think "hipsters are bad" is so much a joke on its own, it's funnier if the implication is that OTHER hipsters are bad

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

I had never heard of this term before. But it's SO USEFUL. There was a woman at the Taste of Chicago whose gunt was disproportionate to her general build ... could NOT. STOP. STARING.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Aging hipster must surely be the hell of hells. I'll probably have a jazz beard and a kooky hat in a couple years.

Green Arrow to thread!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 41,400 for "Hell is other people". (0.37 seconds)

---

Your search - "Hell is other hipsters" - did not match any documents.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

ts: jazz beards vs. indie rock beards vs. hippie beards vs. stranded on a desert island beards

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

vs. gunt beards

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Jazz beard! Yes. This winter, I will grow a jazz beard, and refer to it as my "jazz beard." This will get me laid.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

diiiiiiid someone say....PORKPIE?

http://www.gpuniforms.com/apgimages/aformalwear/aformalacces/hats/porkpie_brn.jpg

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

spare change != laid

xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

This is wrong, that area is not the gunt, it is the FUPA. Fupa Fupa Fupa Fupa Fupa. Fupa's an acronym. I also sing it along to the words of the Abba song Super Troopers. I sing 'Super Fupa' and sometimes 'Fupa Fupa' all over the place and it's so so funny to me, so funny to me it ain't worth sharing until now.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

which is better:

hellisotherhipsters.com

hell_is_other_hipsters.com

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

fupa.com

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

gunt.sex

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

otherhipsterhell.tv

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Fupa's an acronym

For what?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

hellisotherhipsters.com

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Dude, use your imagination!

Female Utility Pocket Assembly

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

hellootherhipsters.blogspot.com

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Underlines = nobody will ever go there

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Funky Upper Puusy Area

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

myspace.com

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

or you could grab

hipstersarehell.com and then have, like,

other.hipstersarehell.com and
lame.hipstersarehell.com and
fat.hipstersarehell.com

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

i am now terrified that people have been talking about my gunt behind my back - thanks guys

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

(frontal upper pussy area)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

fat under pussy, abdomen

(xpost -- mine didn't make sense anyway)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I was close.

1. FUPA
Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genetalia.

Descriptive of the phenomenon common with men and women so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of fatty waste.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

And I must admit, "fupa" has a much better cadence than "gunt." Then again, maybe something so ugly deserves an ugly word.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

If you prick them, do they not throw down?

u shoulda seen these douches trying to fight each other outside union pool one night, it was pathetic...

AND NO IT WASN'T CUTTY OR DDB!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Pork pie, jazz beard, and green shades! And a bowling shirt! Shoot me now please lest I travel this path.

― andy --, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

(like 4xp)

Mark, that would fall into the area commonly known as the grundle, but better named in women as the Bunt (Butt + Cunt) and in men as the Scrut (Scrotum + Butt).

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

The neologisms are starting to fly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Hell is a raging hard-on in linen pants at an important meeting that ends in 15 seconds.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Thank you for your order. It will take about 10 minutes for the system to process and setup your service.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

but it removes the best part of the joke!!

I was talking about my joke! (see the post immediately following the one you quoted)

(xpost: TS: GUNT vs FRONT-BUTT)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Hell is a raging hard-on in linen pants at an important meeting that ends in 15 seconds.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...) (webmail), August 5th, 2005 11:54 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

see: 7th-9th grade.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Pork pie, jazz beard, and green shades! And a bowling shirt!

one last thing you'll need:

http://www.rickcarlson.com/brass/images/Trombone.gif

just think, with practice, THIS could be you!

ihttp://www.leola.k12.sd.us/beck%20playing%20trombone.JPG

and you should legally change your name to "Archie McPhee"!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

'gunt' is undeniable i feel.

i applaud remy's efforts to taxonomize the human body's most unsavoury mutations.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 5 August 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I'VE BEEN CALLING IT A POOCH

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 5 August 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I saw a forty-something couple that had recently discovered that new "rave" scene we've heard so much about. The dude had short spikey bleached hair, a silver shirt, and pooka shells... she had a bob with bangs and some weird betsy johnson dress, and white gogo boots... god it was awful.

― andy --, Friday, 5 August 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

GNUNT'S not NT

― xin, Friday, 5 August 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

http://www.hellisotherhipsters.com/

and we're ready to go! who wants to host me?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 5 August 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Thread killer!

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tng-224-riker-plays-trombone-w/320x240.jpg
Kenan, Trombone, Hipster with phaser.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

My new line is: "I'm one minute from feeling no sympathy."

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

No hipster ever perceives either him/herself "a hipster", so the "hell is other hipsters" scenario is entirely hypothetical.

― Momus (Momus), Saturday, 6 August 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/197/2313/320/374_4.jpg
i say i say i say you're ruinin' the joke, son

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 August 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

Cooper Black: Behind the Typeface

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 August 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

This thread has been a learning experience, that's for sure.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 6 August 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

so was VIETNAM man

― geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 6 August 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

i would have agreed with this statement more before i worked retail.

― geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 6 August 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

Hell is for children.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 6 August 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

guntanamo bay

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 6 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

they hang out there

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 6 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Cozen wins!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 6 August 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

www.hellishauthorhipsters.com

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 6 August 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

http://media.canada.com/canwest/15/safran_foer.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 6 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.peergunt.com/peerguntalbum.jpg

best band name ever!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 6 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA xpost

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 6 August 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Kenan's post reminds me that my list of sucker-punchable motherfucks, already longer than Santa's naughty/nice list, should be replaced it with an ACT! database for maximum efficiency.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 August 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.