Big Brother (UK 2005) - Come anticipate Everyone´s eviction with us, choose your order! (thread 8)

on Wednesday

(1). Craig

on Friday

(2). Kinga
(3). Makosi
(4). Eugene (sadly)

and the winner is, boring boring Anthony.

I think the last week will be a bit of a let down, and would have been far more interesting with Kemal, Derek and Science still in there, with Eugene and Makosi.

Anthony's the only one of the Final 4 who's earned a win, but I doubt it'll happen. Isn't there always someone who looks set to win but loses it all after a big argument (Ray vs. Steph, Victor vs. Shell, Jonny vs. Jade)?

I don't think I will mind when Anthony wins. He has said a few funny things in the house.

no.

No. Makosi got over 50% of the vote the week that Vanessa went. Over 50% when there were 6 people up for eviction is going some.

(how did those chains get attached to each corner of the box? did they trust makosi to secure them?)

I think the last week will be a bit of a let down, and would have been far more interesting with Kemal, Derek and Science still in there, with Eugene and Makosi."

I think it's possible that Makosi might go before Kinga but otherwise OTM in every respect.

If we're all going to start agreeing with eachother about everything this thread's going to start getting pretty dull as well, isn't it?

Will someone (ideally under the age of 25) please claim something extraordinary and outrageous, like they've never heard of Marc Bolan or Agatha Christie or Joseph Stalin or Mao Tse Tung or Spike Milligan or John Noakes, perhaps?

I think (hope) Makosi will survive longer than most seem to think - people aren't voting for the ones they hate this week, so it's about who has the most fans as opposed to the most haters. Makosi's a love/hate figure so I'm guessing she has a decent-sized fanbase. And Craig to go first as surely there is no one in the country whi actively likes him?

The more I see of Kinga the more I think she is actually good-hearted and kind, if childish and also very wrong.

There is actually one person on that list who was included as a deliberate red herring.... although nevertheless I imagine everyone in the UK over the age of 35 will still be able to tell you exactly who John Noakes is!

(two (minor) John Wayne films on ch4 matinees this week btw Lex) 8)

Craig, Kinga, Makosi, Anthony, Eugene.

This could well be too close to call. Another couple of "I want to win" outbursts (last night's "I know I'll be a celebrity when I come out", plus admitting he's entered for the past 4 years, could be enough) and he'll have thrown it away at the very last.

craig

craig < kinga < anthony < makosi < eugene

what?! anthony said this? oh, fuck him. eugene to win. again.

jesus wept, this really is a televisual nadir. there'd better not be a BB7 :)

And yes, Anthony said it to Kinga and Craig last night. I'd also forgotten he said in Week 2 "I'll do whatever me, if they want me to bring out a song I'll do it, if they want me to be in an advert i'll do it".

If not him then Kinga (The Lex was OTM way up thread) but I don't think enough of the rest of the British public are going to agree with me.

Mykosi will never win in a million years - she's been far too two faced during the whole of the show, although her obvious assets may keep her in past Wednesday.

Craig is possibly psychotic (and maybe dangerously psychotic) and the Anthony thing has made his chances slightly less than zero.

Anthony could well win it - personally I haven't got a huge amount of time for him, but he was popular before the Craig/vomit/alledged sexual assualt incident. He may well pick up more of the sympathy vote (christ, I sympathise with him!)

"if they want me to have sex with craig live on national TV ..."

ok, geordie lad, let's see how desperate you are. the campaign starts here.

yeah but so PATRONISING

Co-presenter of "Blue Peter" 1965-78 (including the classic line-up period with Peter Purves and Valerie Singleton) and subsequently his own series "Go With Noakes". Famous for his Yorkshire accent, his daredevil escapades and his attempts to train an impetuous border collie called Shep.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/bluepeter/valpetejohn/images/valpetejohn.jpg

Left to right: Shep, John Noakes, Valerie Singleton, Peter Purves.

The BBC actually took Shep away from him when he eventually decided to leave the Company.

Bastards.

Noakes x-post

(x-post)

All things considered, he had to have shagged her. A nurse is NOT going to ask for emergency contraception ON LIVE TV unless she's sure she needs it; any woman would freak about pregnancy after unprotected sex, which Makosi did until she repoted to BB (and hence the nation) that her period had arrived.

But actually she didn't, did she?

She waited far too late for the morning after pill before she said anything at all to anyone (although I don't know what Makosi's religious beliefs are, so there might conceivably - if you'll forgive the pun - be an explanation there) and she also indicated that she believed that it was too soon for a pregnancy test because this wouldn't work yet; although I'm given to understand that modern pregnancy tests can actually give a resuly extremely quickly after the event, and that she would certainly have been able to obtain an answer one way or another at the time, but for reasons known only to herself didn't seem to want one.

I also think that a (halfway competent) nurse who knew she'd had unprotected sex would have realised that pregnancy was - and indeed would still be right now - arguably the least of her worries!

I must admit that at the time I was inclined to view all of this as evidence that maybe she wasn't a nurse at all - now it merely reinforces my belief that either:
(a) she's an utterly crap nurse;
(b) she was making it up all along (which actually I don't have too much trouble with - after all, it is a game show and Anthony certainly gave her the material to work with); or
(c) both.

Also I think her revelation that her next period had conveniently started a week early, came suspiciously soon after she heard the crowd outside booing when her name was mentioned; and looked suspiciously to me like Makosi deperately trying to backtrack after discovering that one of her cunning little plots had unfortunately backfired.

Of course the general public were absolutely delighted with Makosi when she was winding up the other housemates and manipulating them and quietly taking the piss out of them - but when they realised that she was attempting to do the same to the general public, they turned on her.

BIG Brother winner Anthony Hutton looks set to star in a West End production of Saturday Night Fever.

Anthony walked away with £50,000 on Friday after winning the reality TV show, and now the Daily Star reports that the Geordie dancer is in line to play Tony Moreno in the West End hit.

A spokesman for the show told the newspaper: "It would be great to have Anthony join the show. We've had Kym Marsh from Hear'Say and Shaun Williamson from EastEnders who have proved to be great crowd pullers.

"After winning Big Brother, Anthony is a big celebrity at the moment and also a heart throb. Watch this space."

Anthony, who earns a living as a seventies-style dancer with a troupe called Boogie Express, is delighted at the prospect.

"It'd be mint to get a part in Saturday Night Fever," he said. "I'd love to be on the West End stage."

Presumably they'll be employing some sort of stuntman to do the dialogue.

"we didn't have sex"
"we had sex"
"i'm pregnant"
"we didn't have sex"
"we had sex"
"we had sex twice"
etc

if she was "playing a game" or whatever, it was an utterly crap one. i genuinely think she's delusional.

what was it sam said about pr0n websites?

Yeah, this went WAY over my head!

Davina: So what have you been up to, Sam?
Sam: Mainly modelling and geting blokes on porn sites!
Davina: ...

i.e. attracting men into getting addicted.

Well, she did arsk...

Actually I think she simply made one absolutely catastrophic error of judgment, which was to think that by letting the public believe she was pregnant she would be able to secure her position with a combination of sympathy, of will-they-(again)-won't-they-(again) intrigue and with all of the advantages of an in-house romance without having to endure Ant Nice-but-dim hanging 'round her like a lost puppy all the time.

"I think I may be pregnant"
Week later: "I'm relieved cos I had my period and I'm not pregnant"

OMG SHE'Z FUCKING WITH OUR MINNNNDZZZZ TO THA MAXXX! BURN THE WITCH! ETC!

Methinks Granny Hutton would be fine with Hen Night Stripper running around the garden with a boner and snogging all the other girls in the house, but Makosi would be a different story and for the life of me I can't think why...

still, at least anthony's ok. i mean, he hasn't really got a brain at all.

50 years of so-called Care In The Community.

The problem with Craig is that he's fairly obviously genuinely unhinged and had Davina gone for the throat in the same way a she did with Makosi I think we'd probably have seen some sort of psychotic episode live on Channel 4.

saskia's boobs gave me nightmares

or question marks.

Big Brother VII starts May 26th.