What are you the Lord of?

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I am the Lord of Smaller Things Than a Squirrel. What are you the Lord of?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

I am Lord of Obscurity.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Lord of the (Jungle Gruve Deep Trance) Dance

― gary, Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jacksons-camping.co.uk/kidstuff/wood%20images/gibbon.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

I am the Lord of Kudzu.

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I am the Lord of the World of Kryyn, and I have a + 3 sword.

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Sunday, 7 August 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

I am the Lord of Hosts but I still don't know what it means.

― Aaron A., Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ddexcellence.com/D&DNews/0409/lords3.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

Lord of Lords!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/furniture/special_report/1999/01/99/lords_reform/house_of_lords.gif

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Misrule.

― Anti-Pope Consortium (noodle vague), Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

grimness, obviously.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

the years the locusts ate are mine.
you have played with fire too long
and now i have come back to claim
what is righteously mine.
this is my empire i have
and the streets i never walked
the bodies i never buried
will be out there waiting for you
who have played with fire too long
now i am back to tell you what to do
look on my words and despair
look on my works and rejoice rejoice
i am the lord of the flies
i am the insect
the lord of the flies
i am the parasite
this is my empire
i am the lord of the flies
i am the insect
the lord of the flies
i am the parasite
this is my empire
these are my people
i am the lord of the flies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 7 August 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

I am the Lord of Threadkilling.

(Go ahead, I dare you to follow up my post.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 7 August 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm the Lord of dEUS. Bwahahahaaha.

― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Sunday, 7 August 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha @ Forksclovetofu!

Everyone keeps on telling me I'm the Synthpop Queen, which would be a decided upgrade from "Lord" (or "Lady"), but for argument's sake let's just affix that Lord of Synthpop thingamabob on me and call it a day.

― The Edge Of America (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 8 August 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wrapattack.com/BusW/images/Lord_ofthe_Dance_Back_72.jpg

― stelf)xxx, Monday, 8 August 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

I am Lord of All I Survey...but as I'm very short-sighted that ain't much.

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Monday, 8 August 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

Lord of the Kittens, yo

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 8 August 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

cock rings

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 August 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

The Lord?

My cat. I call him The Lord. I am kind to him.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 8 August 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

I AM THE LORD OF FUCKING AWESOME

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 8 August 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

I am the lordess of chaos and sleeping.

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Monday, 8 August 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

The Lord?

My cat. I call him The Lord. I am kind to him.

AAAARGH! I can't remember where this comes from, and it's going to bug me until I do.

(Restaurant At The End Of The Universe?)

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 8 August 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

You get a prize, Forest Pines.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 8 August 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)

lady of the library

― gem (trisk), Monday, 8 August 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

any lords of time in here?

― Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

i'm off to wreck havoc and then have a nice long nap.

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Hehe I am reading Restaurant at the End of the Universe right now.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 8 August 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

wreck havoc, will you?

I am lord of pedantry. Monkey pedantry.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

i am the lord of the dance settee

http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/warmingup.php?id=837

"I shouldn't knock Jesus, because after all he is the Lord of the dance settee. Oh yes. The Lord of the dance settee. That's him. You must know why. It's in that song - dance, dance wherever you may be, cos I am the Lord of the dance settee..... Really as a kid, you learn those hymns phoenetically and until I could read I believed that that was what the words were. Obviously I thought this meant there must be a massive sofa somewhere in Heaven, bigger than any sofa you could imagine. How big's the biggest sofa you can imagine? Bigger than that.... Not that big. And Jesus is up on that sofa, dancing away. He's doing the fandango, Riverdance, he's doing the Huckerbuck, St Vitus's dance - religious, he's doing the hilarious David Brent dance from the Office, Jesus thinks that that dance is the funniest bit of the Office and he can’t see it too many times - every dance ever he's doing and if anyone else tries and gets on the dance settee with him, to join in the dancing he kicks them off and says, "No, I am the lord of the dance settee, gettaway." It's no more stupid than the Holy Ghost or....

― Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Is that Lords in Rob Bolton's post above? Is that frightening skybox thing real or photoshopped in? It looks like it's going to shoot a death ray out of it.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

it is the aardman animations stand at Lords yes

― Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Lord of Orange Push-up Pops

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Me: "pay me my rent, now!"

Tenant: "but it takes so long my lord..."

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

I'm not a Lord. I'm Baronness of Chester.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

Lord of Intricately-Constructed Blanket Forts

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

I have records on which keyboards are played by Jon Lord, does that count?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:07 (twenty years ago)

I am The Lord Protector.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

lord of insomnia

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

No you're not, you're Eoarl of Clerkenwell.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Can't I be 'Eoarl of Clerkenwell, Lord Protector of something, knight of the yellow bike etc.'?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:35 (twenty years ago)

"Knight of the Yellow Bike" - I like it.

But does that mean I'm going to have to make Emsk Knight of the Red Bike? What do you want to be Lord Protector of? Urban Foxes? You can be Lord Protector Of Urban Foxes.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

Lord of Old Bollocks

― NickB (NickB), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Lord of All Spiritual Mansions

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

Lord of those little blue crunchy things

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Lord of Duck Lovers

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Hey hey, NedR: That's REALLY GOOD. Really. Is it yours?

― pepektheassassin (pepektheassassin), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

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