Poems about Cheese

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make madam darcy happy

― anthony, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― anthony, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

didn't you see Graham's poem about cheese on the Poems about Food thread (that i believe you started) anthony? it was ACE.

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A short ode to CHeese:

Life don't get any beddah Than eating hunks of cheddar.

― Pete, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd rather eat Gorgonzola Than work for Motorola

― Jonnie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

shout it loud, shout it louder/give it up for the GOUDA!

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When life gets on topsa you / Just reach for the shropsha blue!

― Tom, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Being 'The disappointment of the middle-Eastern cheddar lover'

(Ahem.)

Damn. Edam.

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

camembert's debonaire, others plump for brie

but no cheese for this girl, please - katie's dairy free!

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't fear

The gruyere

― Jonnie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd rather Monterey Jack/ Than Fleetwood Mac!

I have to stop this.

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Cheese singles give you shingles.

― Ronan, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Life is never hell

When you're with a Baby Bel.

― Pete, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

While out in a field

I had to exclaim "wow"

What had I seen?

Why, a laughing cow.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony is bored by Milton

He thinks that it lacks soul and drama

But if Anthony was bored by stilton

He would be a right cockfarmer.

― Tom, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you like the taste of plastic, and the peculiar red bit of string, if you think kids are fantastic, then dairylea is your thing.

― Ronan, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

One of young Alec's fine wheezes
Was a trick using very strong cheeses
With Stilton and crackers
Tied up round his knackers
He bedded his three lovely niece

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

― mark s, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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