Keith Richards is... the Cryptkeeper.

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I just... wow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/lunacee/stones.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

charlie watts looks like the only one that has embraced old age. after seeing 'gimme shelter', i think he's probably the coolest member of the band. the other guys look like walking raisins in teenage disguise.

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

He will so rule in the next Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Keith Richards is the most cryptkeeperly person in that photo.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

He does have a bit of that Mike-D-man-of-leather thing going on in the neckular region.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Charlie looks like someone's lost grandpa.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

"Come on, uncle Charlie. Come on back in the house. I'll make you some oatmeal."

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

"Oh, they were such nice boys... I couldn't remember how to get home and they said they'd help me and then they asked me to pose for a picture and.... I need a nap"

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

haha, he does have that deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

OH SNAP KEITH RICHARDS IS TOTALLY OLD AND WRINKLED LET'S WRITE A SITCOM CENTERED AROUND THIS ORIGINAL PREMISE

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Keith Richards is the most cryptkeeperly person in that photo.

very otm, but this will get you nowhere as a stand up / late night talk show host

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

MAD Magazine was doing OMG the Rolling Stones are so old ROFFLE!! gags in like 1986.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Keith Richards is... melting!
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/64531.jpg

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

MAD Magazine was doing OMG the Rolling Stones are so old ROFFLE!! gags in like 1986.

That's amazing! They're as true now as they were then.

― Frogm@n Henry, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Keith mixed his dad's ashes with blow, and then snorted it all

He's living this long by means of mild vampirism!!!

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

kinda amazing he was doing blow as recently as '02 (and presumably still is)

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit you guys beat me!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35000/Keith-Richards--35000.jpg

― and what, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.boingboing.net/Picture%201-133.jpg

― and what, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

it doesn't help that his mouth already looks like a prolapsing anus

oh god

i'm not gonna sleep this weekend

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.phrases.org.uk/images/heebie.jpg

― gff, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzqSYQ9X9U

FFWD to around a minute... punk rock!

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://smallwhitemouse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131014-171603.jpg

― how's life, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 09:35 (twelve years ago)

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