My Coworker With The No College Degree Who Is Qutting Friday To Go Work Somewhere Else At 100K A Year Hosted A Bachelor Party For His Friend This Weekend In Las Vegas

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Apparently the strippers at Sapphire don't 'bug you for tips' like they do 'here' they just charge flat fees for lap dances and VIP room 'things'

Also on Saturday they called a 'service' so they could have a stripper in the hotel room

Also they rented a Dodge Viper and drove it at 128 mph

If 10-1pm was any indication then I will get to hear this all again 4 more times today

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Welcome to the working week.

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Yeah basically. This is just for all those folks who don't know what they're missing.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Does every minute include the B-sides?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Baby's got B-sides.

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

Did the Dodge Viper have cruise control on it or something?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

are you upset you weren't invited or what?

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I'd be more impressed if it had been a Dodge Sprinter.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Isn't the slogan 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'? Tell him to shut the fuck up about it already.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

haha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps the way to reduce ILX congestion is to provide ILXors with more interesting co-workers.

luna OTM

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

The part of me that doesn't find it abhorrent and terminally stupid finds it kind of amusing that while marijuana and cocaine usage is bad and if he had done either he would be eligible for being fired from here plus his next job, but hiring a prostitute to come to a hotel room full of drunk dudes is something that it is okay to talk about in the office.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305353549.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

I have successfully avoided 3 bachelor parties this year! Two (!) of them are in Cabo and would have cost me about $1500 each so that I could stay in a house with 12 dudes for a weekend. Sorry guys!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

Have you tried pulling the "FUCK YOU MY _________ WAS A PROSTITUE, THAT'S NOT FUNNY" trick?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

FUCK YOU MY _________ WAS A PROSTITUTE

...dog?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

gran, obv. (since it's allcaps)

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

^^^ hahaha

BAKC IN HER DAY, SHE HAD TO WALK THRU THREE FEET OF SNOW TO TRICK, WITH ME POO IN HER FLANGE N AW

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

*dies*

― The Original Jimmy Mod: A Negro (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

this is all some kind of abhorrent beauty

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

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