Psychic Predictions for 2002

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I predict that interest in the "WOMEN: How many Bras do you have?" thread will continue to exceed the interest in "MEN: How many trousers do you have?" thread.

― fritz, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK you Nostradami, let's hear your predictions.

― fritz, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oi Fritz don't diss my thread, it was born out of genuine, non- prurient curiosity and was not designed merely to titillate.

― Emma, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oi Emma, no disrespect toward you or your trousers thread intended! Now make some predictions.

― fritz, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My thread was not designed merely to titillate, either. Partly, I grant you.

― N., Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick you are less convincing than Emma but this is not the place for such denials, I want ILE's PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUTURE!

― fritz, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

More of good things for us all. Perhaps more a hope than a prediction, but still.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Prince Philip will die.

― N., Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Acne will be "in". First to catch on will be the "unicorn" look - a single giant pimple on the forehead between the eyebrows. The fad reaches levels of absurdity when Tom Ford use stencils and greasy creams to create elaborate patterns of zits on the runway models' exposed flesh at the Gucci show in Milan.

― fritz, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will be expelled for uni for not producing quality work and wearing what they will describe to the papers as 'an inappropriate cloak' and will then go on to become a renowned film director, who eventually, after two films about subjects as diverse the farming community and its history of cannibalism, set in Halifax, and a dark comedy about smack addiction in mediaeval Helsinki, I will go on to remake The Day Of The Triffids, the way it should have been done because, the version I have is so bad it made me want to weep. All this will happen in under a year. Around November I will announce my marriage to one of the actors, the one who played 'fourth triffid'. In a bizarre and secret accident in a greenhouse I will become infected by a poisonous poinsetta. Soon after I will become pregnant and give birth to a strangely leafy child, who I will name David Co-Axial. The papers will know nothing of this.

― alix, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The digits will add up to a perfect square.

― mark s, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's this thing" will become the number one excuse amongst politicans.

― james, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

after leaving peacekeeping duties to the limies, dubyah will commence the re-invasion of iraq, and then somalia and a few other places where those damned terrorists are hiding out. pakistan and india will fall out proper bad and start throwing mushrooms around...

well i don't know, i mean this is all a bit prophecy of doom and gloom, death and destruction etc. but it looks really bad from where i'm sitting.

― another james, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The queen mother will not die, nor the pope and the queen's diamond jubilee will be boring and we'll just sit in the pub for four days. Also glastonbury will claimed by michael eavis as "the best ever".

― carsmilesteve, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i predict that menelaus will become queen of the statscock. i also predict she will become a bass player.

― di, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I predict for 2002... My Mom's novel will be published Bin Laden will be found. Chris de Burgh Will have another #1 hit record! Hooooray! My Mom will finally get a new car! Peace on earth will be started. Starving people will be fed, and the sick will be cured.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bin Laden will be found? Are you mad? The nearest they'll get to finding him will be an anonymous pile of ash in the bootom of some godforsaken cave - or not even that.

Afghanistan will descend into full-blown civil war before the year is out.

Yasser Arafat will be assassinated and America will continue to blithely support Israel while the rest of the world turns against them, creating the biggest anti-semitic backlash since the holocaust.

The Queen Mother will not die. Surprise sporting celebrity death of the year will be Frankie Dettori or Lleyton Hewitt.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Charles will marry Camilla and everyone, including the tabloids, will become republicans as a result. Mick Jagger will receive an OBE or something even more minor. Elton John will reveal that he is very, very ill indeed. Oasis will finally break up. A new celebrity chef will join the pantheon. I will get married (that's not a prediction, that's just true) and my stag night will probably be a bit disappointing. Finally, ILE will hit the big-time and we'll all be interviewed and go on ILE Big Brother together, which dave q will win.

― Sam, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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