Ho Ho Ho! Christmas I say time to recall times of yore

Hello folks he he he he he well well the festive season LOOMS my young friends my staunch allies my stalwart comrades and d'you know they're saying very nice personable weather people on Carlton House Terrace TV news they say Acton Ealing area though is really Ealing will not get snow this Xmas and it is dastardly disgrace when remember how much council tax have to pay one should expect appropriate weather arrangements to be arranged by albeit socialist councils in order that its citizens can enjoy good cheer so may well go down to south of the river area entitled by nomenclature Battersea as Neil Hamilton very nice man helps out with the Xmas Raffle when he has anything to offer although usually robs us of prizes to flog at Pestle and Mortar for plentiful supplies of chalk well at least it looked like chalk and have never heard of branch of Pestle and Mortar on the Mozart estate but very trustworthy scamp quite personable too you know wouldn't mind ooh but that wife of his wife MISSUS she is a right royal battleaxe and no mistake has not humility to put monkey nuts in husband's stockings even though he says she stole them in 1966 but anyway Battersea and go to very nice climate where young people congregate for energetic youthful activity this time of year is called Winstanley Estate after Michael Winstanley very nice old man pin-striped socks and used to write NO YOU ARE RIGHT column in TV Radio Fun Times Newsprint and recommend top new popular combo The Solid Crew was very interested as am former Navy man and ergo thought they would present stirring Marines marches all the nice boys love a sailor I love to go swimmin with wimmin your perspective only young man HE HE HE but these young gentlemen very forward and took not well to my discreet propositions ended up with 49 bullet holes in caved-in chest but no ill will as is Christmas and down to Socialist Tory Council Wandsbeth so salute Crew Who Are Solid and happy perspirations to all for gay holiday is very jolly Christmas got some very good write-ups.