SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

Was it Chuck or Jacques? I always wondered.

AW, THAT's JUST MY PET SNAKE, RICHIE!

I HATE 'EM! I HATE SNAKES, JACQUES!

HEY, LIVE A LITTLE!

1) deliriously scream his head off

and

2) get the paste whupped out of him

better than everybody

my mistake. "Reggie" was the name of his pet snake.

So for those of you playing along at home, the correct answer is "Reggie"

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is... well, it’s called "Pacific Air 121"—

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!

Beaks: Exactly.

Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

i'm going to tell my friends about it just so they'll ask "what's it about?"

AND?

Any film that inspires a Voice review headlined "Bare-Chested Biker Boys Bicker, Bond Over Pizza" can't totally suck.

Hey guys... SNAKES ON A PLANE!

I KNOW, RIGHT!

Still haven't seen it...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

lol @ 2005. such innocent times:-/

the movie did turn out to be pretty entertaining

vampire weekend changed everything.

They could have also named this movie "Spikes Through The Chest".

a friend of my sister's was bitten by a copperhead snake while they were camping right before this movie came out. she didn't know that it was a snake bite until a day later, she thought she had stepped on some thorns or something. iirc my sister got a call from her friend at the hospital just as she and i were returning from this movie.

like omg snakeronycity

her friend turned out fine, btw.

copperhead bites are rarely fatal to adults if treated.

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2007/02/copperhead.jpg

I just GISed "Copperhead Road" and my freakin' abandoned geocities site was one of the first ten to show up!

So what exactly was the concept behind this film? I've forgotten.

THERE'S MUTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MUTHERFUCKING PLANE.

I'd have preferred to see Cuba Gooding, Jr. in the SLJ role.

"Snakes! Over the phone!"
"So satisfying!"
"Snakes! Over the phone!"

this movie is good

i like how the badass mob guy is all "do you think i'd do this if I HAD ANY OTHER CHOICE?" and then we never see him again

I still haven't seen Flight Of The Living Dead, aka Zombies On A Plane.

Did you know there's a sequel in the works, inspired by Alan Moore's Promethea; it's called Snakes on an Astral Plane.

apparently lord custos omicron is slated to direct.

Tuomas, that is the most ludicrously niche joke I've ever heard. I got it though.

hey dom

http://irestidelcarlino.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/david-hasselhoff-07.jpg

http://www.horrorstew.com/images/Flightbox.jpg

oh wow, I didn't even realized they'd slapped "Outbreak On A Plane" under the title.

How are they going to do zombies attacking people through barf bags?

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg

http://www.google.com/trends?q=%22snakes+on+a+plane%22&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

Yeah that was the biggest hyped up ball of crazy ever, the amount of lolz I got from all the over excitement and then it did mediocre in the theatres. Classic times. Maaaan, I was waaaay into that movie tho, the minute it came out I went and say it. Its quite underrated.
Team Angeline btw.

Snakes On A Plane!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/Queereye-promo.jpg

hey guys those were some challops - don't get butthurt!

http://www.bjsmusic.com/waycov.jpg

is the only queer eye guy whos made it that dude who shows up on top chef?

very sad

He was the only one with any talent, though. Always my fave Iron Chef judge as well.

Burning Bright (2009)

Plot synopsis: A thriller centered on a young woman and her autistic little brother who are trapped in a house with a ravenous tiger during a hurricane.

that has total potential.

ho-lee shit

starring the girl from Step Up 2!

http://i35.tinypic.com/2v8lchi.jpg

TIGERS ON A HURRICANE

LOLOLOLOLOLOL oh no...

ravenous tiger
http://hotandnerdy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/hn-tiger-woods-presidents.jpg

can't wait til the autistic kid communicates with the tiger

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING TIGERS INSIDE THIS HOUSE DURING A MOTHERFUCKING HURRICANE AND ALSO AN AUTISTIC BOY

^^^ talk about famous last words xp

twist ending: the tiger's autistic too

snakes on a plane is like the big and rich of the fanboy community

http://tippedearclan.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/whitetigerdeformed1.jpg

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

THIS IS SPAAAAAAAARTTTTTTAAAAAAA!

412.6

Burning Bright (2009)

Plot synopsis: A thriller centered on a young woman and her autistic little brother who are trapped in a house with a ravenous tiger during a hurricane.

wait, waht

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/thisissparta.jpg

serious lol @

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING TIGERS INSIDE THIS HOUSE DURING A MOTHERFUCKING HURRICANE AND ALSO AN AUTISTIC BOY

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:15 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

snakes on a plane is like the big and rich of the fanboy community

<3

THIS IS SPAAAAAAAARTTTTTTAAAAAAA!

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, February 8, 2009 11:25 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dude cutting my hair did this, and literally did the stamping his foot thing.

btw can I just mention that I have been lolling nonstop at the various articles I've come across stating "why the hell have they called this tiger movie 'Burning Bright'" and I know how much of a nerd that makes me

The intersection of tiger-traps-autistic-boy-in-house-during-hurricane movie fans and Kipling fans has gotta be pretty large, yeah?

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!

You guys, it's actually happening!

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer/timthumb.php?src=/photosizer/upload/1burningbright.jpg

After starring in NBC’s Fear Itself, Briana Evigan has lined up roles in S. Darko, Sorority Row and Lionsgate’s Burning Bright. Briana talks exclusively with Bloody-Disgusting about landing this intriguing role as Kelly in Lionsgate’s tiger-gone-wild thriller.

“I got an offer on the script while I was still filming S. Darko. I told them I wasn’t crazy about the script,” explaining that she thought her character was underdeveloped. “My character was just too vulnerable and weak for a girl to be having all this going on and having to take care of the brother (played by Charlie Tahan),” she continues, “so if she had got eaten by the tiger, my questions was, who cares? So we ended up really working on the character and changing it completely to make her much more strong. She has her issues with her brother, but while we were able to work on all that I decided I absolutely wanted to do this. I found out it was going to be a real bangle tiger that was going to be in the house. I thought because it hadn’t been done yet, it was going to be so cool…this is a kinda suspense/thriller/action thing for me to do. I said yes, and when I got back from Utah a week later I left and went to Florida.”

The real spin on the story isn’t just that there’s a tiger loose, it’s that Briana is trapped in a house with the tiger as outside a full-blown hurricane is underway. Briana tells us the tiger concept was the cooler of the two concepts.

“Definitely the tiger concept. I had never heard of anything like that. How do you get stuck in a house with a tiger?! I thought it was so cool too and I loved the concept of her in a house bolted up for the hurricane and having to find a way to escape knowing there’s a hurricane outside. She can’t go outside, and the tiger’s in the house, how long can she hide from it?” She continues explaining that the autistic brother only makes matters worse, “She [also has] the autistic brother that’s just as bad as the tiger. He doesn’t respond to her, he makes noise, he yells, he wants to pet the tiger. She has three major obstacles to get around, it’s like, how can it be worse? It’s such a simple concept and that’s what I really loved about it when I read it.”

While the film has a man-eater running loose, the film is more suspenseful than gory.

“It is very suspenseful, it’s not gory. There are a couple of little things that happen with myself and the tiger…but nothing extreme. It’s definitely not a gory movie. I think they’re actually going for a PG-13.“

The question that was pinging around in my mind was, how did the tiger end up in the house? Briana explains that the stepfather could be to blame.

“The step dad has a ranch of animals,” she explains, “It’s a beautiful house they chose to film out and he has other animals there like alligators and orangutans, all different types of animals . He gets the tiger as an investment. The whole family is miserable, the step dad has the responsibility of my character and my brother, and that is because the mom has killed herself. It puts a damper on the family; it’s a whole new way of living. I would say from my perspective of my character that the step dad is trying to kill us so he has nothing else to worry about. He can move on, be done and blame it on the animal - blame it on whatever he wants, move on and get his life back.”

http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/The_Bangles_1980s_girl_band.jpg

I love the way that interview makes it sound like the concept was "TRAPPED IN HOUSE WITH TIGER (figure out details later)"

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

people are so mean to snakes

theme song has aged REALLY badly

you should talk

(just kidding, couldn't resist)

but srsly, with cobra starship somehow having an actual hit I'm sad this is no longer their career peak

did that trapped in a house with a tiger movie ever come out?

Also starring Meat Loaf as "Howie."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1244658/

That reminds me of the only Stephen King story I ever read, which was in fifth grade, about a boy who goes to the boys' bathroom and is attacked by a tiger (the end).

anyone else check out the video on youtube talking about snakes on a plane/nine-eleven/stargates/pyramids of giza/synchromysticism? sexydancer i'm looking in your direction.

who plays the tiger

some guy from college park

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNoqwnIW0AQ9xIQ.jpg

Fans of contemporary and relevant cultural reference points take note.

as dated as that reference is that is an excellent front cover