100 coolest people under the age of twelve

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go go go go go go!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

My sperm. There are probably at least 100 of them.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Hang on, I'll count.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/40/021127_Taken_girl.jpg 100. Dakota Fanning (11)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

http://k00078.myspace.com/00078/95/78/78168759_m.jpg
ROCK THE FUCK JACK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

er, 99

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

98. Top Grime MC ASHMAN (OK, he's 12...actually he's probably 13 now)

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

The youngest member of the Musketears, Ashman, is a 12-year-old from the 'posh bit of Peckham'. Ashman gives a shout-out to 'my mum, Miss Lee' on his debut single, 'How It Is', and proceeds to relate how his street fame brought him the attention - 'She didn't want to know me... now she wants to blow me.' Ashman represents the future of grime.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

97. http://www.aljazeerah.info/News%20photo%20negatives/2003%20news%20phot%20negatives/November/L_128a.JPEG Leo Blair (5)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

97.-95. http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200/drp100/p155/p15591c5ci8.jpg
FOREVER YOUNG

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

94.
http://f.screensavers.com/OMS/img/535/lostwalt_215.gif
Malcolm David-Kelley, 12 years old I do believe.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

93. Stewie http://www.zaldiva.com/images/TSHIRTS/FAMILYGUY/familyguy_lovetostaynchat_tshirt_pic2%20(Large).jpg

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

92. http://archives.cnn.com/2000/WORLD/americas/01/18/cuba.boy/link.elian.gonzalez.jpg Elian Gonzalez (okay, he's 12, too, SO WHAT)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

haha Stewie should be #1 automatically

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

91. http://www.pattern25.com/graphics/smoosh/william/smoosh_chloe02_sm.jpg Chloe from the band Smoosh (11)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

90. http://www.usedwigs.com/graphics/rachel_trachtenburg.jpg Rachel Trachtenburg (11)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

89. http://members.fortunecity.com/johnrobinson11/scanst/temple/shirley%20TEMPLE%204.jpg

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Man, I can't wait to start a band with my son!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

it only works for girls, N'lish

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

88. http://birkners.org/images/wilco/1_tweedy_family.jpg Spencer Tweedy (9) (center)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

it only works for girls, N'lish
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), August 16th, 2005 3:05 PM. (Huk-

Au contraire.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

87. Dylan Penn
http://www.hellomagazine.com/2001/12/05/iamsam/imgs/michelle2a.jpg

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

86. Brookyln Beckham

http://www.4thegame.com/media/00/02/31/Brooklyn_Beckham.jpg

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

85.
Romeo Beckham
http://www.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/107/212627.jpg

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

haha I would cry like that too if my mom was Skeletor

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

84.
Cruz Beckham
http://aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0504/06/KULTUR-06s09beckbaby.jpg

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

BEIJING, August 16 -- Former Spice Girl singer Victoria Beckham, wife of England football captain David, confessed she has never read a book.
She has said she prefers listening to music and flicking through fashion magazines.
The admission has been leaked from the forthcoming September issue of high-society magazine Chic. "I haven't read a book in my life, I haven't got enough time," she confesses. "I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines."
She also reveals she is keen to have a daughter. She is already mother to three sons – Brooklyn, six, Romeo, two, and six-month-old Cruz.
She said: "I can imagine myself painting her nails, helping her with her make-up, choosing clothes with her."
Despite being married to one of the world's most desirable men, Victoria insists she is not jealous about the attention paid by other women to her famous husband.

"I know what other women think about him and I say to myself, 'He's very handsome, he dresses well, he's wonderful with children and he has an enormous heart. I'm not jealous. When people look at him, I think it's because he's very good."

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

83. Coco Hayley Gordon Moore (11)
http://stefanogiovannini.com/portfolios/sonicyouthpics/images/12-kim-thur-coco.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

IS THE GIRL IN THE 'WORK IT' VIDEO 12 YET?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

80-82.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/cyanidesmile/0319168.jpg

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

83. Apple Martin

http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/8484/paltrow03003nt.jpg

The name at least.

― shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Er, 79.

― shanecavanaugh (shanecavanaugh), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

"the fruit child"

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

78. This kid
http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/498/Thunderpants.jpg

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

77. The other kid in the background
http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/498/Thunderpants.jpg

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

76. Harry Joseph Letterman
http://best-page.us/Albums/Harry/images/HarryJosephLetterman3.jpg

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

75. Calvin, of "and Hobbes" fame

http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org/calvin-claims-earth.gif

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

there's a posh bit of peckham??

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Or Calvin's real life doppelganger:

http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/4/4cdd64eebb.jpg

(he must be over 12 by now, but he was cooler when younger)

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

images/teaser/prussian_blue_cover01.jpg

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nationalvanguard.org/story.php?id=4330images/teaser/prussian_blue_cover01.jpg

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

sorry, dont know how to post pics yet. trying.

― jeremiah (jeremiah), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:37 (twenty years ago)

My daughter is rock:

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/227/19/hdog.jpg

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

That's great!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

Thx Ian: I'm biased.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

So am I the only one who thinks Apple Martin(i) looks kinda pregnant in that picture? That would be the most amazing celebrity tabloid moment ever.

Also: is she one of those people who are named after the circumstances of their own conceptions?

― nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Nah, or she'd be called Test-Tube Martin.

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Good heavens, Noodle, she looks like a the cutest, toothiest avenging curly headed monster since the curling of the earth's crust. Amazement!

Also, I submit my friends' 7-yr old daughter who is, first of all, named after a Salinger character (won't name her here in case her parents wouldn't appreciate), and who, at the age of three, said from her high chair upon being refused a doughnut by her mother on the grounds that it was too close to bed time, "Daddy, tell Mommy she's a loser and get me a doughnut." Loser = new word for the day.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Double thanx Laurel: I'm blushing with drunken pride now. (PS Yes she is often a harridan.)

― I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

70) Joint equal = Edith M. and Ava B-J.

Pictures would be so cute that ILx would grind to a halt of insuperable cuteness.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

69-68. http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2004/images/ebs01.jpg

EYEBALL SKELETON!!!!!!

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

69. http://www.doctorcosmo.com/wprb/2004/images/ebs01.jpg

EYEBALL SKELETON!!!!!!

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

oops, sorry.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tonypierce.com/images/2005/5/celebs/courtneybean.jpg

― Michael B, Wednesday, 17 August 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

She's 13.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I take that back. She's 12. But she'll be 13 tomorrow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

What number are we up to? 67? Anyway:

ihttp://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-07-10%2016.41.19%

Charlotte in NYC!

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

doh!

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:53 (twenty years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2005-07-10%2016.41.19%20-0700/Image-A59DBCCEF19B11D9.jpg

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

66 and 65.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/aabox.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

64. Robin

http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/f/f8/Robin_the_frog.jpg

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

If we're allowed to do kids of ILXors, then:

63. Rufus
http://myspace-859.vo.llnwd.net/00138/95/82/138332859_m.jpg

and
62. Cyrus
http://myspace-433.vo.llnwd.net/00172/33/47/172757433_m.jpg

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

http://photos22.flickr.com/34603526_1add7f0ac6.jpg?v=

Onimo's kids

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

Damnit! I wanted to do a screen capture of 11-year-old Ned on Captain Kangaroo!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

But I don't have the file anymore for some reason.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

(the thread should have stopped when Charlotte in NYC pwned it)

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

The picture of the three kids in the mirror makes me giggle hysterically everytime I see it... it just works on so many levels...

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

59.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/hasselnussen/Sarfati8.jpg

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alexakitchen.com/images/photos/alexa.sandiego.03.jpg

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 18 August 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/Paronomasiac/scan0008.jpg

― C J (C J), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:08 (twenty years ago)

WHO ARE THESE MOPPETS

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

The Beach Babe is my eldest daughter :)

― C J (C J), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

Pathetic.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

You wish.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

That little kid on the quilted toilet paper advert on telly right now really freaks me out.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

56. Ivana Baquero (12) http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070119ho_pan2_450.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

55. Suri Cruise (9 months)
http://www.tomkatcrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/build-a-suri-cruise.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

54 and 53. Nat and Alex Wolff (12, 9) of the Naked Brothers Band

http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/reviewn/rnakedbrothersband.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

My son, the crankiest ten-year-old blogger on the planet:

http://www.houstonpress.com/blogs/?p=427
http://www.houstonpress.com/blogs/?p=433
http://www.houstonpress.com/blogs/?p=441
http://www.houstonpress.com/blogs/?p=457

― novamax (novamax), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

52.)Coco Moore (daughter of Kim and Thurston) is considered pretty hot shit here in W.Mass. She has a band.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

She's #83, Aim!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Whoops! Sorry about that!
it's sort of a badge of honor around here to have a kid that goes to school with coco.
I imagine the playdates get complicated!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

I heard third-hand that she was kind of a snob.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Kelly: Yes. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, they had a baby named Suri. And then Bradd Pitt and Angelina Jolie they had a baby too and named it Shilo. And both babies are a-mazing!!!
Jim: Great. What’s new with you?
Kelly: I just told you.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

51:

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,5182655,00.jpg

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

She's #83, Aim!

O! They grow up so fast!

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i wasn't still locked from that excelsior thread, because that^^^^ would be up there in a shot

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

when my six-month old nephew receives his Bolton Wanderers kit, complete with shorts and socks, he'll be the coolest under-12 in Arizona. Does that count for anything?

― The Ultimate Conclusion (lokar), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

revive

― admrl, Friday, 13 November 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

50:
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-06/25/xin_530601251136890222267.jpg

German super baby

― from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

49:
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/elisetanrobertsST_450x300.jpg

Elise Tan Roberts (2-year-old Mensa member)

― from alcoholism to fleshly concerns (contenderizer), Friday, 13 November 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

What is that bullshit book she's reading?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8716/mileycyrusnoah22094.jpg
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7678/6041normalnoahhannahmon.jpg
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8436/noahcyrusredcarpet.jpg

48. Noah Cyrus.

― bamcquern, Friday, 13 November 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

54 and 53. Nat and Alex Wolff (12, 9) of the Naked Brothers Band

― jaymc (jaymc)

Here's Nat Wolff covering Big Star's Thirteen when he was about the same age. No idea who he really is (some kind of nickelodeon star?) but covering Thirteen at 13 (or any age near) is epic in my book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZwWaUasZKE

― Moka, Thursday, 28 April 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

that's literally epic

― rock rough 'n' stuff with h.r. pufnstuf (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 April 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

My nephew, who is about 4:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181771_1773983182879_1038288236_2577328_4671475_n.jpg

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Friday, 29 April 2011 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

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