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As an ongoing project, the team here at Jinglesource will be recording jingles for ILX posters, to be posted via YouSendIt on this thread. Requests posted on this thread will be honored on a first come, first serve basis. Offer subject to availability and change. Jingles may contain elements of copyrighted material and are intended for entertainment purposes. Commercial use prohibited. Jinglesource is in no way affiliated with Momus, Nicholas Currie, or the record album Stars Forever. By requesting a jingle, you are expressing your consent for Jinglesource to write and record a brief advertising jingle concerning your ILX posts, handle, habits, personality, and any other relevant elements of your public ILX interaction.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Jinglesource is in no way affiliated with Momus, Nicholas Currie, or the record album Stars Forever.

Worst disguise ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

me please. i'd like a 4/4.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like something in a ballad along the lines of 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance'

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Not Nick! He's en route to Edinburgh for some Festival-ing actually so is either on plane or train right now!

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i want something along the lines of "ch-ch-ch-CHIA"

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I just use the "Big Bad Dom" advert they used to use to advertise Domestos?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes please. Surprise me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 18 August 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Jinglesource would not lie about the Terms and Conditions of this special offer. Due to the non-commercial nature of this offer and the unfettered creativity of the Jinglesource team, Jinglesource cannot guarantee that specific requests about the nature of the jingle product will be honored. YouSendIt links will be provided as convenient for the Jinglesource Fulfillment Staff, whose hours are part-time and variable. Jingle fulfillment is scheduled to begin 19 August 2005, subject to change. Jinglesource makes no claims, representations, or guarantees concerning the quality or entertainment value of jingles. Any and all disappointment or remorse is the sole responsibility of the client. Jinglesource reserves the right to deny the request of any ILX poster, for any reason, at the sole discretion of the Jinglesource staff.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

For Your Records

As we approach the close of the business day, Jinglesource would like to confirm requests submitted by the following individuals: "mark p," "The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior," "s/c," and "jaymc." Requests submitted after 5pm central time may not be received or processed until the following business day.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

suddenly i'm a little scared!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

No, a little *sacred*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

yes and no.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 18 August 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I would also like one, thank you.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

me please

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I want a jingle based around "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence" s'il vous plait.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like something based on "fuck washing a hat" inna paul hardcastle stylee

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 18 August 2005 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks to unprecedented rates of production by the Jinglesource staff, we are able to offer the following ILX poster jingles not only on time but ahead of previously announced schedules.

mark p

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior

s/c

jaymc

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 19 August 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link

holy crap. great stuff.
jaymc's jingle is supoib.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I darent ask...

Oh go on then...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:35 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link

so who has *really* made these?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd sell my granny* for my own jingle

*possibly not true

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Blimey. These are really good!

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"I darent ask...

Oh go on then..."

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), August 19th, 2005 9:35 AM. (later)

Me too.

Or how about a combined one for the entire Reading Massive (that's me, Mark and Dr. C - who doesn't appear to be here to defend himself but I'm sure it'll be just fine, honest)?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 19 August 2005 07:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I have one too? I am convinced whoevers doing this doesnt know anything about me, so I await being impressed.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Lynskey sometimes records custom happy birthday tracks for people.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd love one too. Really love one.

(but, like Trayce, I don't think anyone knows anything much about me, so.....)

― C J (C J), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Post 5 things for the jingle writer to latch onto.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I would also like one, if that's ok.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 August 2005 08:54 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha holy fuck.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

The Jody one is bizarrely catchy!

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 19 August 2005 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to place a request, with Jinglesource

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

for a jingle

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread keeps popping up and I rush to it but no jingles further!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

now i want michael f. gill to remix mine!

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I want something dirge-like. Death sells.

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 August 2005 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link

momus is in edinburgh? haha, he's not hard to spot.

― N_RQ, Friday, 19 August 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Jinglesource regrets that its office location deep below the waters of the Pacific prevents its staff from producing and distributing new jingles during European or American daytime hours. The Jingle Fulfillment Staff estimates delivery of further jingles within approximately 24 hours, subject to change.

Currently confirmed jingle requests include the following individuals: forksclovetofu, anthony easton, Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement, strng hlkngtn, Reading Massive, g-kit, Trayce, C J, Ronan, RJG, and Hurting.

― John Jacob Jinglesmith, Friday, 19 August 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine is weird!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess John Jacob Jinglesmith doesn't know anything about me. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't I get my individual one?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, I'll have one.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, I just listened to mark p's and I'm no longer sure if I do want one.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaymc's is quite sad.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Mark P's is great!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

And true. I could eat him with a fork.

I don't really understand Jimmy The Mod's.

I suppose a whole CD of these one after the other would be pretty good.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Do I have to slip someone a crisp $20 to get one? Do I?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like mine to be really sexxxy, like Prince.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Also I'd like mine to be all "Carmina Burana".

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 19 August 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

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strongo and adam in real life always seem to come up on my itunes

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Mine's awesome. I think I need a new one though, I've undergone many changes since 2005

― admrl, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I've lost mine too =(

― admrl, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, I want a jingle. Can it have klezmer influences? Either a major scale with the second note flat or a minor scale with the fourth note sharp?

― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

this needs a big revival

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

what it needs is some new songs.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

*cough*

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

anybody got these in a handy zip file?

― forks (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

There ought to be a Jinglesource revival. Jaymc came up on my itunes shuffle this morning and was epic.

― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Totally. Have them all still, they make me irrationally happy whenever they come up.

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I would like to make jingles for people

― Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

LBI, can you repost? I lost all mine.

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, no prob. Will be tonight or tomorrow morning.

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

awesomes

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

ahem?
never did get mine.

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

LOL I can still sing mine without even thinking too hard and I havent heard it in years. POWER OF THE JINGLE

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 10 May 2012 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

89.

MINE?!?!? MINE!?!?! MINE!?!?!

― Michael Daddino, Monday, 6 August 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

Pleeeeeeeease can someone rehost these?

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 August 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

does anyone still have these

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 05:49 (twelve years ago) link

I do. I'll need to upload the zip somewhere and wont be able to leabe it there for bw reasons, but I'll ul it later unless'n someone else already has it up?

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

PS why does Daddino keep numbering all his posts lately?

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

haha hadnt noticed

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

I was wondering that too!

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

Whenhe's at zero: killing rampage

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

I still have them

― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

I figured Daddino is back on ILX for 100 posts & then is vanishing again.

― tropical storm mysac (crüt), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

ysi crut?

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, please SOMEBODY

― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

Crap I forgot to upload and I wont have a chance now for a while as I wont be home - but if C already has em up somewhere theres no point I guess.

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

AHEM CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE POST THE ZIP OF THESE

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link

i also need them again

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 September 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link

adam in real life esp

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 September 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link

i think i have them on an old computer. i'll see if i can retrieve them when i get home. it might not turn on though.

― example (crüt), Monday, 22 September 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link

i was thinking about strongo's recently and actually loled remembering "he's SO TALL" and "even tho he looks like a simpson"

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 September 2014 19:57 (ten years ago) link

please dropbox these someone, this has been bothering me for years now.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 20:34 (ten years ago) link

hey I rly want a jingle u guys!!!

― EMA Sumac (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 September 2014 23:34 (ten years ago) link

where's strongo?

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 09:00 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, no prob. Will be tonight or tomorrow morning.

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), dinsdag 30 augustus 2011 15:48 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... time flies iirc. Oops.

Can have them up tonight. For reals this time.

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 12:20 (ten years ago) link

Please!

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link

On it. #TCB

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

Without further ado: download away!

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

Kate's and Hurting's still my faves. Hurting's has become somewhat of a mantra, it is forever nestled in my head.

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

yay, thanks! excited to hear these again!

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

np! <3

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link

OMG this is amazing. How did I not know about this until now!

I would write you a jingle, Stevie.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

\(^o^)/

― EMA Sumac (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link

dammit i missed the download. could someone zip and email to me?

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link

I'd email it to you (19mb) if you can give me your email address (on here, my ilx mail is dead)

― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link

if that don't work out let me know.

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 19:25 (ten years ago) link

I missed it too :( does anyone who has it and also knows my legal name send it to me at (my last name)(at)gmail.com?

― rad het chilly poppers (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

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