i don't like david blaine.

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he is a creepy sleazy thing.

― di, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You're saying we should set the Wolf Brigade against Blaine's 'magician' ass? Tempting.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Its true Di has to leave the room when he is on TV. I don't like the fact that I can so clearly picture him lifting up that tight Calvin Slime T-shirt. His number one fave trick is "Look supa model I wrote your name on my abs ... go on touch me".

― ducklingmonster, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who does like David Blaine? He's clearly dreadful.

― N., Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i like him: what's the problem? you are afraid of his powers/beard

― mark s, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That trick he does with a whole cinema audience on a trailer is a bit freaky...

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You don't mean that one where he flicks through the pack, do you? God Will, you really are a man not to be trusted.

― Nick, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What have I done? I'm a nice bloke! I don't have goes at anyone! What have I done? Why me

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You're a lovely man. You just have terrible taste.

― N., Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Legs crossed, eyes shut, floating above a Himalaya in an orange robe.) No N., we have different tastes...:-)

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

Talk about his new stunt. Are you impressed?

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm suitably impressed by the response of the public to the stunt.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really understand the interest either positive or negative. I overheard some lads saying they were going down to have a look. Just when you think people are living secluded lives with TV and Playstations whatever they start acting like a Victorian mob again.

― David (David), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(Sorry, but I was just wondering what a Victorian flash mob would be like and I had to share.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I am sick of people hating him, how can they, he's on a pole above London, jesus leave the guy alone!

Also who the fuck is he really, I mean how can people HATE him.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

He's fuckin' wit' my public space. I don't like him either. I liked him more when he was doing card tricks in Noo Yoik and New Orleans. Now he is showing every sign of thinking he is the messiah.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It somehow makes me feel satisfied inside that there are still groups of youths behaving like Victorian flash mobs.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Now he is showing every sign of thinking he is the messiah.

Coming up: The Crucifixion of David Blaine! Live from Jerusalem!

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man I'd buy that on pay-per-view

― j0e (j0e), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked him more when he was doing card tricks in Noo Yoik and New Orleans

So did I. His street magician shtick was entertaining. Sitting in a box and doing nothing for a month to prove that you're hard is not.

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the advert of him for this new stunt where he's walking really really fast like a loony for no apparent reason. Almost goose-stepping in fact.

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought the hamburger truck thing was pretty funny.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Throwing stuff at David Blaine = the 21st Century equivalent of putting people in the stocks and lobbing rotten fruit at them.

Incidentally, Ed - how's the business plan getting on with regard to opening that fruit and veg stall outside City Hall?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

you should have a clever song to go along with your food sales.

Worked wonders for that "Feeeeeeeed the Birrrrrrrrds" lady.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't it kinda bother anyone that Blainey-boy is doing the same type of thing that people do when protesting horrific treatment/human rights violations/significant issues/etc and he's simply doing it to aid in maintaining his own obnoxious messiah complex?

― cybele (cybele), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see why doing nothing in a box is anything to be proud of (cf Emile Heskey) - it's not magic or illusion, it's just endurance.

Towards the end of his 'trick' he'll be a bit confused. It might be nice to go and visit him when he's only got a couple of days to go and unfurl a banner that says "Woo hoo! Half way there! Only another 22 days to go!".

― Alfie (Alfie), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The bloke is a bit of an idiot, but I certainly don't hate him. If he wants to do these stunts, so be it. I certainly cannot condone people trying to cut him down though. (in the literal sense.)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

the art of illusion:

david says the water he's drinking is just water...but there are actually nutrients in it!!!! M A G I C

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

booooo. we want recycled urine! drink what you produce, Magic Boy!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It allegedly quite annoys certain factions of the ex-IRA, yes.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It allegedly quite annoys certain factions of the ex-IRA, yes.

heh. for some reason, i get the idea that this might have...humorous consequences.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the laser pointer flashmob scheme, I wish I could be there.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Blaine is either a robot, which would be cool. Or it's holograms. Or he really is starving himself, which strikes me as just a bit silly.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I quite like him though, he is a hypnotic voice, he should make relaxation tapes.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i liked him when he did the card tricks - everything since has been immensely dud

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard today that someone has sent up a remote controlled toy helicopter to go and wave hamburgers at him. Excellent.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, he blew up the helicopter with his laser beam eye blasts.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Nutrients? Electrolytes? Glucose? Drugs?

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The Helicopter was on Friday - it was the krazy kats at Loaded

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

they so wacky.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

When the spectacle have assimilated strategies of resistance that worked in the past, it is time to move to fresher, efficacious ones.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how this isn't even a magic trick yet people are still trying to figure out the "catch" as if it were a trick. It's just self-torture; there is no catch.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 September 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"David Blaine, your magic is real and I believe in you"

-Michael Jackson at the MTV Awards, bizarrely.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

There has also been unpleasant speculation about his bathroom arrangements, in keeping with Britons' well-known lavatorial obsessions.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

bizarre:Michael Jackson::horny:ILXors

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

So how'd he do that levitation trick? I still wanna know.

― Sam J. (samjeff), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

anti-gravity

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

cf.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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Blaine is great! I've been doing "I hate life, all I dream of is dying, you gotta laugh" Blaine impressions all day. YES! I am that sad.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.virtualmagie.com/images/actualites/blaine_southpark.jpg

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

YAY! Church of Blaine-tology! League of Super Best Friends!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Blaine is a twat. He broke my camera. I took a photo of him in his box and my camera refused to work until I was about two miles away from him. I'm sure he was transmitting evil vibes from his box.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the telekinesis.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The true master of telekinesis:

http://www.sparrowsp.addr.com/images/medusa2.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Lookin' GOOD!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39482000/jpg/_39482195_blainehosp_203300.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

euw!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if Blaine is miffed that the media keeps discussing the asshat who survived jumping from Niagra Falls instead of his stunt.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I think right now all Blaine is thinking is EXTRA CRISPY BUCKET OF WINGS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course he is! He's all, "Hmm, my next stunt should involve pulling out my entrails as I fall off of the Sears Tower. That'll show that Niagra fucker!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe his next stunt can be showing people how to plot to murder someone.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned? You okay, little buddy?

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Is this your husband's severed head?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Fox TV's greatest triumph: "Who Wants to Be Murdered By an Asshat Magician?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

not for nothing does "david blaine" rhyme with "k-lame"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

well almost.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Close enough.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"David Blaine" is actually pronounced "screaming asshat".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You forgot the silent x

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

We could volunteer C*l*m!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 23 October 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

You forgot the silent x

"Screaming xasshat" just doesn't have the same punch....though his head in a guillotine definitely would.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Will he provide any 'I was there moments'?

― Jack St E (Jack St E), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

euw!
-- Pinkpanther (pinkpanther4...), October 23rd, 2003.

Hey, don't hate! That's what I look like in the morning!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

This is just gross.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/7518/

― anonymous poster, Thursday, 10 February 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha I might have to take back every mean thing I've said about David Blaine! Awesome!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 February 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Nice! Could've done with more blood though.

― lock robster (robster), Thursday, 10 February 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

holy moly!

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 10 February 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

It would have been much better if he proceeded to add some salt and lazily munch away on it.

And then died.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 February 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

LAME

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 10 February 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

David Blaine and the Temple of Doom

PS Tobey Maguire wtf!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 11 February 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

anybody ever see that movie harmony korine made about him?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 11 February 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

so hes a psychic surgeon now?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 11 February 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

what does that mean? i'm sure it's not remotely directed to me and is probably rhetorical but i want to desperately to answer it and i don't know why.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 11 February 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

dude i saw this on tv like two years ago. it looked totally fucking FAKE.

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 11 February 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

He's no Hans Moretti

― lock robster (robster), Friday, 11 February 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

would have been much better if a cock shot out and went right into carsons mouth.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 11 February 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Oh boy!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

The illusionist said his biggest concerns, besides not eating or drinking, were the freezing weather and ~~dizziness~~ extreme doucheness.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

he should really do something truly amazing, instead of just silly:

he should jump into a pit of molten lava and stay submerged for 3 years!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe boysnight.jpg is still on internet.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

He should live in a huge spinning gyro for three days.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

There was talk of boiling me into a bisque.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

that's your stock answer to everything

― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

i think david blaine has a bizarre oepidal complex with the public

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

DYING xpost

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

daivd blaine is dope

― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 August 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, i guess he turned into a huge MAGIC HACK or w/e, but his street magic is O_O

― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 August 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

he definitely is a huge creep and it's lol that he seems to target tweakers cuz he prob really freaks them out, but shit is cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D1bVhh49Vo

― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 August 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

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