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Could this be the best golf movie yet????

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam...

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, no.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

NO.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Golf! It's gold! It's about GOLF and GOLFERS!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

It's about GOLF and the GOLFERS who GOLF it.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's the Will Smith at?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this movie looks pretty great. I find Shia Lebouf (I'm certain I mispelled his name) surprisingly great in, um, all three things I've seen him in (one of which he only did voice work for, though, to be fair).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

No, this movie is actually about GOLF. the star of this movie is GOLF.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the first movie (EVER probably) to really examine GOLF.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus I'm told that the GOLF scenes are....really like real GOLF.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

You heard it here first!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The preview looked like a typical sports cliche/underdog movie, and it wasn't REAL GOLF, it was CGI!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Shia play Dorf?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah there, you're coming from a whole other place. GOLF is one of the most mis/under - represented pastimes in movies!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a PASTIME

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

and a serious one at that.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam...

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

...NO.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You are losing it, my fine feathered friend.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You're cracking under the pressure.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

gary sinise as payne stewart

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

jerry seinfeld as sergio garcia

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You've got 2 gallons of lemonade in a one-gallon jug.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

danny de vito as ian woosnam

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

sigur ros' lead singer as jesper parnevik

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

harrison ford as nick faldo

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"How're ya doin' there, Mister President!"

― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

sidney poitier as tiger woods

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, golf is a LIFESTYLE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

N/A

No, it's you! You're riding a three wheeled horse drawn carriage while we're all zipping about in our spacemobiles.

You're a man out of time.

You're the soprano at the hardcore show, the proverbial bass fisherman in the parliament.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

liam neeson as ernie els

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ben kingsley as vijay singh

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

SIR!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

HOW DARE YOU SIR!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

the proverbial bass fisherman in the parliament

This = my shit is lost.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

woody harrelson as jim furyk

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

tom cruise as sergio garcia

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ben dover as ian poulter

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

If you spent as much time sharpening your cinematic palette as you do greasing your gumflaps, we wouldn't be in this predicament in the first place!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You're the teaspoon in the waste disposal, the Amazon at the midget olympics!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

joaquin phoenix as zach johnson

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

OOH YOU LITTLE MAN, YOU REALLY STEAM MY CLAM-BUCKET.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ben stiller as justin leonard

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You sir are the liquorice in the candy bowl.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

a pie as lee westwood

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

john candy as john daly

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

colin farrell as padraig harrington

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

You're the smiling CEO at the state funeral, the whore on the segway, the duke of delusion.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

bob odenkirk as david toms

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

mike mcshane as fuzzy zoeller

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

jack nicholson as jack nicklaus (c)RJG

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

barry manilow as bernhard langer

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

paul hogan as greg norman

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

cary grant as sam snead

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

cozen as cozen

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ronan as ronan

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

adam as adam

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Matthew mcConnaughey as EVIL GOLF PRESIDENT

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

pam st. clement as laura davies

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Caine as WARIO

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Leelee Sobieski as MOTHRA

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

now you got yourself a movie

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

dennis haskins as paul azinger

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I will watch it if Sobieski is topless.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

m4rk c4ssarotto as mark calcavecchia

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Topless with MOTH WINGS?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

woah. hot.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

jean-claude van damme as jean van der velde

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

tony curtis as lee trevino

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I just invented a new fetish: topless women with moth wings chewing on old clothes. HOT!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ian rush as sam torrance

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

corey haim as corey pavin

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir Ian McKellan as Inmate #4.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I just invented a new fetish: topless women with moth wings chewing on old clothes. HOT!

I have also invented a fetish - squooshing said women with my foot.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant jerry seinfeld as josé maria olazabal

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

billy connolly as colin montgomerie

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

antonio banderas as seve ballesteros

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

elijah wood as tomas levet

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

arnold schwarzenneger as arnold palmer

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

this will be THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

balthazar getty as nick price

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ryan phillipe as justin rose

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Many people have been known to quip that golf is "a good walk spoiled", such is the difficulty of the game!!!!

x-post Clive Owen as Nick Faldo

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 22 August 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

bill pullman as phil mickelson

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabriel Byrne as Paul McGinley
Bloke who played Scotty as Ronan Rafferty
Ian McKellen as Alex Hay

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

produced by the producer of freeks & geeks
directed by the director of the paris hilton sextape
usher is lamar
etc

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 22 August 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

ben kingsley as vijay singh

AAAAAAHAHAHAHA

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Monday, 22 August 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

... and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver!

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)


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