do girls always do fanny farts?

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i was wondring,because my girlfreind always does fanny farts in sex,is this a naturak thing?

― topman, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

yes. Lock thread now.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

It's quite naturak, topman.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Americans have a different term for this. Do you want to know what it
THREAD LOCKED BY ADMINISTRATORS

― M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

calum and marissa are the same person, proven by science, where's my five bucks

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

It's not normal at all. It's totally disgusting. You should yell at her when she does this, and say in your best Ike Turner voice, "Bitch, if you EVER do that again..."

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

i didnt know it was normal,i thoght it was just her,i dont want to tell her becase it mitght be embarsing for the girl.it doenst smell anyway waht is it just air?

― topman, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

You have an air leak in your penis and it's the cause of her barking vadge.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

It's just air. Relax.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

It's the sound of your unborn children being sucked into an other dimension.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

IT'S JUST LUNCH

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

You don't want to tell her? What, is she moaning and groaning with so much ecstasy that she doesn't hear it herself?

― Rumpie, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

oh man. i misread the title as "funny" and thought "why are girls' farts particularly funny?"

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

it's actually YOUR fault. you probably have a crooked penis.

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

it means your thingie isn't big enough

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

LYSOL DOUCHE

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

ive got a big one actuall so it cant be me also every man has a crokked penis have u ever seen one lol.i didnt want to tell her becuse she mite get embarrsed

― topman, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Not nearly as emabrrassed as your English teacher should be.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

what's a crokked penis?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

dont have an english techer i left school at 16 lol,oh yeah i have dyslxica to so what do you have a probelm with people with down syndrome as well?lol

― topman, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Luna, Crokked was this really great German hair-metal band from the mid-1980s.

― nabiscothingy, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Try spell check.

I'm sorry, spele chek.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

You have an air leak in your penis and it's the cause of her barking vadge.

BEST THREAD EVER!

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ci.turlock.ca.us/images/dogbarking.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.priceisrightinfo.com/BobBarker(Hazy)2.JPG

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/fair/2003/full/IMG_2776.JPG

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Girls are fanny-farting AS WE TYPE.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Your search - "vaginal barking" - did not match any documents.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

That actually ocurred to me, topman, and I apologize for being a little callous. Still, a vocal beaver is hardly something to worry or complain about. You are, after all, getting some.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.redroseforest.co.uk/images/linda%20barker.jpg

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Astonishingly, an image search for "leaky penis" is totally safe for work.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

And yet for some reason I find myself unmotivated to check.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Astonishing, isn't it?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

that's what a fanny? thought it were ass.

― The King's English (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

i think this another one of those us/uk divides.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

ATLANTIC CLEAVAGE

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

What's this about my fanny pack!!!??

― Rose England (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

wot r 'spots' ??

― The King's English (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ssaland.com/Halloween/images/One-wild-and-crazy-yoda.jpg

"Do girls always fanny farts do? Hmmmmm?"

― The Ghost of Crazy Yoda (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/graphics/uglydog.jpg

― M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

how do you spell it? queef?

hahahahah yuck, yuck, awesome

― JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

GIS for 'loud beavers' is predictable NSFW. Vocal beavers turns up nothing.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

predictably

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

I was going to start a thread with a picture of that freaky dog the other day. I'm glad someone has found the thread it deserves to be on.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.webfocus.at/martinek/suedafrika_kimberley_big_hole.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

dont have an english techer i left school at 16 lol,oh yeah i have dyslxica to so what do you have a probelm with people with down syndrome as well?lol

HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

"It's the sound of your unborn children being sucked into an other dimension.
-- jocelyn (nalra...), August 23rd, 2005."

This is the funniest thread of 2005.

― Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

I do not blame Topman for asking this question; I remember the first time I myself came across this phenomenon, and the confusement that followed: "Did I hear what I just heard? What is this? Does this happen often? Which one of us was the cause of it? Should she be ashamed? Should I?". Only later on, after having made numerous meticulous studies into this particular Feminine Mystery, did I found out that vaginal breaking of the wind indeed was not an exceptional occurence, and no reason for either participant to feel embarrassed. So I feel that, rather than ridiculing the asker of such questions and keeping the knowledge we possess of the phenomenon to ourselves, we should share that knowledge so that people are aware of such incidents before they encounter them themselves; do we not indeed live the Age of Enlightenment, where fanny farts should be the smallest of problems facing mankind?

And Topman, the people who have said that you are indeed the source of this occurence are right; for it is corollary of a body of air forming inside her Womanly Flower, caused by the vigour of your penile thrusts. As said, it is not a thing to be worried about, but should you wish to prevent this natural reaction, you should treat the Nest of Aphrodite of your lady-love more gently, as would a nobleman his steed, a sculptor his clay, a baker his soufflé... But I get carried away.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, I kiss you.

― moley, Wednesday, 24 August 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

for it is corollary of a body of air forming inside her Womanly Flower, caused by the vigour of your penile thrusts.
I think ILX has now served its purpose. Andrew, you may now switch off the server!

― Panther Pink (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

(I so thought this thread was going to be predictably work unsafe. I'm very glad that it's not.)

― I Dream Of Sleep (kate), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

I thought fanny was an arse too... Makes the thread title doubly funny.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

QUEEFETTE

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

, you should treat the Nest of Aphrodite of your lady-love more gently, as would a nobleman his steed,

I have to confess, the first thing this made me think was "why's he shagging his horse?". I need sleep.

BTW this erm, phenomenom seems to happen particularly during doggy-style. So they say. Hem.

― notTrayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it is so that, in the canine manner of love-making, the angle of the intruding lingam is such that the compression of air is stronger, thus heightening the probability that a Breath of Vulva should take place.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

Breath of Vulva sounds like a spaceship.

― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 10:45 (twenty years ago)

Or a variety of air freshener.

... what?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

or a sludge band

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000025F8Z.03._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Or a college nickname.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

what, a whole college?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

ARKANSAS BREATH OF VULVA

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

or a Steven Segal movie.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

I want to apply there!

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

Or an imprecation shouted during a family reunion.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

― and I can walk out into the world, singing with my people (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/cmvenuti/hard_to_kill.jpg

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

Chris V for President

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

I assure you that these sounds simply mean that you are doing a good job making her feel like a naturak woman.

― Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

The Sigh of a Content Hoo Haa.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 August 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

BTW this erm, phenomenom seems to happen particularly during doggy-style. So they say. Hem.

In my experience this is definitely true.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 25 August 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

I'd forgotten about Breath of Vulva.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

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The meme is spreading!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 6 May 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

"barking vadge" would be a better meme.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 6 May 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

T.O.P.M.A.N.
He sees her in double
Then pukes on the pavement
Likes her all clean and shaven
Shooting guns on the high street of love

― paulhw (paulhw), Saturday, 6 May 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

The Ring

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Maybe you could have your discussion of pussy and ass trumpets here, and leave my innocent navel thread be...

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

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― and what, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

Was it you?

― Tuomas, Monday, 20 October 2008 05:03 (seventeen years ago)

IT'S CATCHING ON!!!

Fanny Farts are measured in “hectometres”:

It seems Australians and Brits are in agreement on the use of ’fanny fart’ whereas Americans use, most commonly, QUEEF. According to the interweb, it’s onomatapaeic. I can see that. Or hear it, as the case may be.
Other terms used less commonly:
* Queeb
* Queve
* Bonqueefa
* front botty burp
* Breath of Vulva (this one’s just creepy if you ask me)
* muff guff
* pussy fart
* varts (seems oddly inappropriate - perhaps because it’s not crass enough - yet somehow it works)

― ♥sauce (unregistered), Monday, 20 October 2008 06:00 (seventeen years ago)

fanny farts

― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Monday, 20 October 2008 08:05 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

Only later on, after having made numerous meticulous studies into this particular Feminine Mystery, did I found out that vaginal breaking of the wind indeed was not an exceptional occurence, and no reason for either participant to feel embarrassed.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, August 24, 2005 2:24 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:21 (sixteen years ago)

I had a friend, a girl, who I was very close to but am estranged from now. She was a lesbian who was also in love with her boyfriend and would not admit it to him. Part of me probably already knew how complicated gender and sexuality are and how nuanced they can be, but this made me more certain about it. Until this boyfriend was 18-19 (he was older than she was) he did not know that girls had anuses.

― bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:24 (sixteen years ago)

Too bad Chris V.'s "Breath of Vulva" movie poster is gone... :(

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 07:24 (sixteen years ago)

It's the sound of your unborn children being sucked into an other dimension.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), 23. elokuuta 2005 18:43 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This still one of the top Excelsior posts ever! I miss Jocelyn.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 07:25 (sixteen years ago)

quite naturak, topman.

― i em , mad;'e of mdshurjookt (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 08:56 (sixteen years ago)

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