Make The Cast Of Cold Feet Your Luxury Conversion Heater For 2005

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take me I'm yours under prearranged circumstances

― What Prophet?, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does it mean I get to snuggle up to H_____ B_________ in bed?

Can't be arsed to wait 'til 2005, though. I'm too much of an old slappe

― Will, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i finally sat through an ep of Cold Feet -- the first apparently. it was OK. Then when the credits came up, it was "Oh, so that's who Helen Bleeping Baxendale is". she's no great wossname you weirdo. Now that Jessica Stevenson -- you would wouldn't you? rowr

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm going off the Bax in favour of my new crush who is Saffron Burrows. God! The cheekbones! Uhhhhhh...

― Will, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about Fay Ripley then? Bring her back immediately! Omigod this is one for Chingford Tor Ascender I fear.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Will, you are a traitor to the Cult Of Bax.

― Sam, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Its true, Sam. I'm a fickle old slapper.

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But Saffy Burrows is knobbing (polite term to married to) dirty old geezer Mike Figgis. Talk about sloppy seconds.

― Pete, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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