"Live & Let Die" - classic or dud

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I saw a bit of this documentary film on Sunday. Is it the only good Bond film? I think so. I mean, it has it all - the "whose funeral is it?" bit, the jumping on the backs of alligators bit, the bit where Bond goes into the dodgy Harlem club, the bit where Bond replaces all the Tarot cards with The Lovers, etc. And it has that staple of 70s cinema, a comedy red neck sherrif.

I feel this might even be the greatest film ever made.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:14 (twenty years ago)

It's going to be a beauuuuuuuuuutiful day, Mr Bond...

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

The voodoo priest scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. The casket full of snakes... Brrr! It's the best Roger Moore Bond, I think only Diamonds Are Forever might top it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

Also, the first Bond film where he sleeps with a black girl, though she gets killed, just like Grace Jones later on. Was Halle Berry the first black Bond girl to survive?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

take the honky outside and waste him.

LOVE for the boat chase

N_RQ, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:21 (twenty years ago)

Oh classic, but not the best Bond film - Goldfinger, shurely?

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)

'the living daylights' is best. 'diamonds' is really bad and very homophobic and anti-redhead.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:32 (twenty years ago)

Classic. Best Bond film? Well Goldfinger is good but I dunno, I really like the gadgets and each one is an improvement on the other...

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)

you are all teh crazy. most connery ones were better than moores. but i particularly liked view to a kill.
living daylights? are you kidding? tim was acting waaaay too seriously and uptight.

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

Also, the first Bond film where he sleeps with a black girl, though she gets killed, just like Grace Jones later on.

woman Bond shags in killed SHOCKA. This is why I hate Bond films.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

TEH MUSIC IN LIVE AND LET DIE IS VERY GOOD.

HI DERRE (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 09:40 (twenty years ago)

it's all abt 'you only live twice', people.

stevie (stevie), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

it's good but not the best; storywise, I like her majesty's secret service; then goldfinger.

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Where is the love for the recent films? Goldeneye is better than any of these (apart maybe for Live & Let Die).

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:03 (twenty years ago)

it's all abt 'you only live twice', people.

Or so they say.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

The newer films have these forced. dramatic. tension. moments where Pierce Brosnan must grit his teeth as his ex-girlfriend dies / old partner stabs him in the back / new love turns out to be evil. The point of the Bond franchise (and I'm told this is even more true in the books) is that Bond is so jaded he really doesn't feel for anything, i.e. go do horrible things and then come home and fuck the pain away. The movies make light of this a little with the stylized sexual encounters, but these new films are way too bogged down in backstory. I still like a couple, though.

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

I'd only call The World I Not Enough to be really backward facing. I think most of them (including obviously Goldeneye) carry their own story. And in fact "new love turns out to be evil" is a sign that he's unconnected from his past, or he'd have learned by now!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

'goldeneye' is good, but the last two were rub.

N_RQ, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Sing the theme to Moonraker. Go on, have a go. You can't, can you? No one can.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

Moonraker, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you're going I'm going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end--
waiting 'round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moonraker and me.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

GoldenEye > The World Is Not Enough > Tomorrow Never Dies > Die Another Day

I'd have to view all of the films to make a judgement of the entire franchise! Some cable network used to have a Bond marathon every year at the same time my college had finals -- either the week of, or the week before when everyone should have been studying. There were some serious errors made because of Bond.

mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

I liked the last one, whatever it was.

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

ITV are always having Bond marathons but somehow, and this has happened again recently, THEY FUCK IT UP

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if it's the best, but it's certainly my favorite. That boat jump cleared a Guinness World Record!

I saw a bit of this documentary film on Sunday.

That "Jaws" documentary was more intense.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

i couldn't remember if it was Clifton James or Charles Durning who played the sheriff, and IMDB reveals that it's the former.

This was a really complicated Bond flick, since i think it was one of the few where race really did play a major factor.

the IMDB has some other interesting bits

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Baron Samedi=narrator for Charlie & the Chocolate Factory! (=7up man, obviously)

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

I have read that it is a Blaxploitation pastiche.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Moore's '70s Bond films in order = Blaxplotation, Kung Fu, Jaws/Poseidon Adventure, Star Wars*. For Your Eyes Only had more than a nod to Raging Bull, of course.

Nah, not really.

(* - thanks to TE for lending me this idea.)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

Moore's '70s Bond films in order = Blaxploitation, Kung Fu, Jaws/Poseidon Adventure, Star Wars*. For Your Eyes Only had more than a nod to Raging Bull, of course.

Nah, not really.

(* - thanks to TE for lending me this idea.)

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

octopussy = gandhi/jewel in the crown/passage to india-type early 80s raj nostalgia

N_RQ, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

A View To A Kill = Trading Places meets Blott On The Landscape, produced by Trevor Horn.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

license to kill = miami vice

N_RQ, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

I like A View To A Kill. Somehow I feel that this is shameful and wrong.

(but it's got Christopher Walken as the villain! And Patrick McNee! And Grace Jones as a mad psychopath! And an airship!!!)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Man with the Golden Gun = Gay Tintin

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Live and let die's probably second best in the Moore franchise, which isn't saying much.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

YAPHET KOTTO!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Moore's first three Bond movies, Live and Let Die, The Man With the Golden Gun and The Spy Who Loved Me was the best run during the whole franchise. Just the right amount of exciting drama, humour, gadgets, under-sea lairs, shark tanks, safari suits stc, before they got carried away with it all.

I like Die Another Day quite a bit as well.

Pvt. Dave Goes To Far (scarlet), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Spy Who Loved Me also had the bestest theme tune by far.

Pvt. Dave Goes To Far (scarlet), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

'diamonds' is really bad and very homophobic and anti-redhead.
WHAT?

because of Bambi and thingy???

I have seen every Bond film over 9 times.

Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

True classic. The most quotable bond.

"Names is for tombstones baby." Wot a line!

Blaxploitation and Bond. On the face of it an absolutely ridiculous combination but it works so well.

uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

because of Bambi and thingy???

No, because of Mr Kidd and Mr Wint. You need to watch it for a 10th time.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Mike,

I can't sing the actual theme to Moonraker, but boy can I sing Disco Moonraker at the end.

KeefW (kmw), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

That's good enough for me (I was thinking of Disco Moonraker). KeefW wins.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

i grew up watching like three of the Moore flicks on constant rotation on HBO. For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, and View to a Kill were on so many time.

i took a film/cultural studies class on Bond during my last term at university. Reading Umberto Eco was great, but once we got into the more modern post-modernism litcrit bullshit, i would get pissed off at the academic wankery.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I do not want to receive e-mails about other Bond films - so could people just talk about LIVE AND LET DIE please.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

a powerboat jumps over a zillion cars, and yaphet kotto bloats and blows up REAL GOOD = "live and let die" is CLASSIC.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

no Bond thread can only stay on one Bond film alone

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I've never seen a bond flick.

Except for a snippet of the one w/ Christopher Walken

I would like to see Moonraker, because I fancy Lois Chiles

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

jane seymour is my kind of girl.

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, I think you'd love Moonraker if only for Richard Kiel. He makes his first appearance in For Your Eyes Only though, I think you'd have to see them in chronological order to catch all the jokes.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

people who have never seen a bond film fascinate me. were you amish or... wait

LEX! did you ever see a BOND FILM?

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Plus, Moonraker is still the only film I can think of that has a sex scene in zero gravity. As witnessed by the Queen herself!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I got the titles mixed, Richard Kiel was first seen in The Spy Who Loved Me.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I do not want to receive e-mails about other Bond films - so could people just talk about LIVE AND LET DIE please.

what kind of mad person turns on notifications anyway?

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, I think you'd love Moonraker if only for Richard Kiel.

this reminds me of something i was mention to Jon on IM the other day. Umberto Eco wrote about all this.

There are only two sides in Bond flicks; you're either wit' him or agin'. Everyone against Bond(villian, henchman, or chick) must die in the flick(or Bond must come damn close to killing). The catch is that by sleeping with them, Bond can defuse and disarm ( or disempower, if you want to use that language). This is why Pussy Galore and Grace Jones didn't die. It is the rare circumstance that Bond's supersexual powers(he converts lipstick lesbians!) cannot save the villain's henchwoman(Annatop, Sophie Marceau, the chick in the intro to World Is Not Enough).

Conversely, the rare henchman can be saved too. Richard Kiel/Jaws gets a girlfriend(thus rediscovering/reclaiming his humanity from the monstrous/inhuman henchman role) and turns face, so Bond no longer has to kill him.

who saw the late 90's Mountain Dew advert with the Richard Kiel(with long hair!) cameo?

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I like my Bond somewhat menacing thanks, hence Moore is a joke. Tho "Octopussy" was the best of his cuz it went ENTIRELY into cartoonland...

Surely you read the recent Brosnan quote about the 'painful one-liners.' Connery was the only one who could make those bearable. (tho I wouldn't know abt Pierce as I quit seeing them after the first Dalton)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

the thing was that the one-liners became even MORE painful with Brosnan's films("Christmas comes twice a year").

Most of Moore's delivery was much more dry.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

It's the best Moore film. There's a great bit where he's chatting up Jane Seymour and these two blacksploitation henchmen turn up and are all like "take the honkey out and waste him!" Roger turns to Jane and goes "Shan't be a minute", nonchalant as anything.

Only good Bond film though? From Russia With Love and the Living Daylights are superior pictures in every way. Although I may alone in my love for the Living Daylights, due to the really quite unwarrented prejudice against Dalton.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Roger Moorebrows is Teh King

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

"Only good Bond film though? From Russia With Love and the Living Daylights are superior pictures in every way. Although I may alone in my love for the Living Daylights, due to the really quite unwarrented prejudice against Dalton.

-- chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (joe.goode...), August 30th, 2005."

joe otm on both counts! 'TLD' pwns. great song too.

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

I think you'd love Moonraker if only for Richard Kiel. He makes his first appearance in For Your Eyes Only though

Stop getting Bond wrong!

KeefW (kmw), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Glang! Glang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang!

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

For a while I was thinking this thread had been created because of the hurricane.

k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

This is why Pussy Galore and Grace Jones didn't die.

Grace did die. She blew up!

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:19 (twenty years ago)

This is the only James Bond film that has scenes in New York, right?

The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Grace did die. She blew up!

she did? fuck, it's been over 10 years since i've seen the flick and memory fails.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

She sacrificed herself to defuse the bomb that was going to blow up the San Andreas Fault or something.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

can you really die from hearing a really high-pitched noise like that?

Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Classic. Completely classic. One of the best Bond films for funny lines and overall entertainment value. The soundtrack is one of the best too.

The boat chase is great, anticipating Smokey And The Bandit, but there's plenty of good set pieces in this film. The "whose funeral?/Yours" opener, the flying school and the crocodile farm ("Trespassers will be eaten.")

Fantastic dialogue:

Bond pushed out of the Fillet of Soul restaurant in New York and exclaims, "Thank you!"

"For 20 bucks I'll take you to a klu klux klan cook-out."

"Names is for tombstones, baby!"

"Y'all take this honky out and waste 'im."

"Can't miss 'im, it's like following a cueball."

Felix to Bond and Solitaire: "What can you do on a train for sixteen hours?" Bond: "Say goodbye to Felix, darling."

"I got me a regular Ben Hur down here. Doing 95 minimum".

"The dog's foaming all at the mouth and she'd like to know whether you can come over and shoot it for her."

"That there is one of them there new car boats."

JW's "By the power invested in me I hereby commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within. And that means you, smartass!" speech.

"Somebody stole Zeke Rogers' boat. But he picked up a new one in his swimming pool."

"Are you sure that was your brother-in-law, sheriff?" (Louisiana police seeing a black guy driving the boat.)

The sign reads: "Make boating a fun sport - 3mph please" and all these dead-pan faces await Bond. JW Pepper's nervous breakdown, the car door falling off. The explanation scene is priceless: "Now J.W., this fellow's from England, see, and he's over here workin' with our government, sort of a... secret agent." "Secret agent! On whose side?"

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
THE greatest bond film and only great bond film in my opinion is "On her majestys secret service" with the only true James Bond, George Lazenby. Had they made the movies with him and only him, they would be at least somewhat ok.

corey c (shock of daylight), Monday, 19 September 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

it's all about from russia with love people

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 September 2005 01:34 (twenty years ago)

FRWL has one of the best bond girls.

N_RQ, Monday, 19 September 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

The New York stuff in Live and Let Die is 1/2 Blaxploitation and 1/2 French Connection.

Marxism Goes Better With Coke (Charles McCain), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Goldfinger rules. Odd job and the killer hat.

Wiggy (Wiggy), Monday, 19 September 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Jesus, the bullshit is piling up so high on this thread, you need a Q-designed jet pack just to stay above it.

Best line in Live & Let Die: "Names are for tombstones, baby!"

Best Moore Bond film: The Man with the Golden Gun

But even Connery at his weakest (Never Say Never Again) absolutely trumps everything Moore attempted with the role. And the Living Daylights was crap.

Best Bond film: Without question, Goldfinger.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 19 September 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Goldeneye on the telly just now - he seems as cold as ever in it, even the bit that seems like a modernising "James Bond gets in touch with his feelings" ends with him saying "Yeah, basically I don't give a fuck. (beat) Hey, wanna fuck?"

I was convinced that Famke Janssen was the good girl, and delighted to see Minnie Driver in a tiny role, singing Stand By Your Man in a Russian accent.

History has added a edge to genial texan Joe Don Baker's suggestion in the last scene that "You two want to continue debriefing back in Guantanamo?"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 8 October 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

fifteen years pass...

Like most people, I think, I always thought it went "But if this ever-changing world in which we live in..." and have based a lifetime of jokes on that. A friend sent me two links to lyrics sites, though, which I know are notoriously inaccurate but I looked up the song and I think they might be right: it's "But if this ever-changing world in which we're living..."

Was this cleared up years ago and I missed it?

clemenza, Thursday, 18 February 2021 11:48 (four years ago)

--What do we do with "In this ever-changing world in which we live in"?

He's actually saying "IF this ever-changing world in which we're livin'/Makes you give in and cry/Say live and let die."

I still have no idea why I was put on earth, but I know for sure that I was put on ILX to correct this mistake (I think it's the third time).

― Rick Massimo, Thursday, May 5, 2005 11:08 PM (sixteen years ago)

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 18 February 2021 11:59 (four years ago)

"But if this ever-changing world in which we live in..."

the full lol mishearing is "but in this ever changing world in which we live in", i.e. three "in"s. this is the first ilx citation of "in which we're living", from 2001:

With Whom Do You Like To Talk About Pop?

this is the first which includes the "if" at the start, from 2004:
Worst Rhyming Lyrics Ever...

xp!

ledge, Thursday, 18 February 2021 12:00 (four years ago)

This is not fair. I'm lodging a complaint with the Department of Prepositions.

clemenza, Thursday, 18 February 2021 12:02 (four years ago)

What exactly is McCartney's maddening lyric in "Live and Let Die"? Is it, "In this ever-changing world in which we live in"? Or "in which we're living"?

McCartney considers and seems genuinely puzzled. "Um ... I think it's 'in which we're living.'"

He starts to sing to himself: "In this ever changing world....' It's funny. There's too many 'ins.' I'm not sure. I'd have to have actually look. I don't think about the lyric when I sing it. I think it's 'in which we're living.' 'In which we're living.' Or it could be 'in which we live in.' And that's kind of, sort of, wronger but cuter. That's kind of interesting. 'In which we live in.' In which we live in! I think it's 'In which we're living.'"

stilt in the wings (sic), Thursday, 18 February 2021 12:05 (four years ago)

he definitely sings "but if", which makes sense with the next line ("but if this ever changing world... makes you give in and cry"); it does sound like he sings "in which we live in" though.

ledge, Thursday, 18 February 2021 12:11 (four years ago)

If he ever writes his memoirs: Wronger but Cuter.

clemenza, Thursday, 18 February 2021 12:12 (four years ago)

The real question is: which way did Axl sing it??

epistantophus, Thursday, 18 February 2021 13:41 (four years ago)

i believe its "in which way did axl sing it in?"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 18 February 2021 13:54 (four years ago)

I don't know but it was probably at least an hour after he should have sung it.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:06 (four years ago)


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