i was blindfolded and pushed down a flight of stairs

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it hurt at first but then i got used to it

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

as i tumbled in the darkness i thought to myself

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

who could have done such a terrible thing?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

my beloved but estranged wife?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

the indigent seaman whom i had fed, clothed, and housed in my cellar?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

the butler?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Scott Walker?

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

but the inertia of my downward plummet made it difficult to concentrate on the theoretical

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

It was me, I confess, I wanted to kill you, steal your poetry, set it to dronerock and take credit for it.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

and so as i fell, i focused on the practical

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

i.e., the question of the purpose of grammar

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

is grammar intended to enforce rules on the way that we speak and write

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

(those rules of course established by the wealthy and the powerful, and enforced on the poor and the weak)?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

or is grammar supposed to be a reflection of the changing modes in the written and spoken word as used in "the real world"?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

i finally decided that grammar is a snake eating its own tail

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

and added Strunk and/or White to my list of suspects

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

i sensed that the staircase was starting to spiral

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

and became confused:

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

if i, consistently laying perpendicular to my direction of descent, were falling down a spiral staircase

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

did this mean that my feet (which were facing the outer edge of the staircase) were travelling faster than my head?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

and i worried:

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

if the staircase straightened out again, would my feet continue travelling faster than my head

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

This is why the "registered users only" dealio wouldn't work.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

and would I thus stretch and eventually split?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

i think i had a concussion

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

because i realized that i wasn't married

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

and that seaman seemed pretty well-off

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

and that was his butler, not mine

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

and Strunk and White seem more like the stabbing type

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

they say that people who lose one of their senses often make up for it by gaining power in one of their other senses

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

like blind people who have a fantastic sense of hearing or can smell things a mile away

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

but all i could hear was thumping and grunting and cracking and tearing

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

and all i could smell was blood

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

it seemed like i had been falling for hours

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

i concentrated on the colorful bursts and flashes that popped up every time my head hit the next stair

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

they looked like when you press into your eyelids with your thumbs

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

or like fireworks

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

when that happens, are you "seeing" something or not?

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

i decided that i was seeing them, and thus, i had disproved the existence of the blindfold

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

As I feel this reality gently fade away

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

but i still couldn't see anything beyond the flashes of light and color

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Riding on a thought to see where it's from

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

so i guess it was just really dark in there

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Smoke paints the air swirling images through my mind

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

As time slips by carefully navigating

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

By the stars in the sky and I sit and I think to myself

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

but then i thought about it some more

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

and realized it was all bullshit

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

confounding lies told by a demon

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

too weak to tell his own tale

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

it seemed to be getting warmer

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

as i fell

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

and i swear i saw flames flicker through my blindfold

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

and a screeching sound that sent shivers down my shattered spine

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

i saw the sound

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

with my ears

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

The way your hair hangs down

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

it hides away your face

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

for you it's perfect

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

but it seems like such a waste

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

That's a masterful way of reacting to being pushed down the stairs.

Stupid me, I would have called the police, d'oh!

JTS, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

the spiral of the staircase tightened

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

corkscrewing down into the earth

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

although the sensation of falling down the stairs was not pleasant

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

i had to admire the tenacity of its designers

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

that is, i admired the artists without appreciating their work

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

though this was based solely on my tactile and auditory impressions

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure that it is a visually impressive staircase

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

and i hope to one day see it for myself

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Sunday, 4 September 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

in the distance i heard the sound of drums

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

a snare roll and tom riffs

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

kick drum in 7/8 time

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

14 different rides and 16 different crashes

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

as it gradually got louder and louder

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

i realized that the drummer was playing along with the sound of my body falling down the stairs

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

improvising around my own percussion

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

duet for percussion and staircase

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

it sounded like the drums were all around me

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

i could feel the beats, vibrations in my bloodstream

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

THOOM THOOM-A THOP THOP THOP

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

and i realized i wasn't falling any more

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

but instead i was rising

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

born upwards by the power of the percussion

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

i was jolted higher by a hi-hat vamp and a rimshot

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

and i detected a faint melody from above

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

gradually getting louder, fading in under the drums

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

as that floor tom boomed like a cannon

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

a melody played on an orchestra of harps

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

a clamorous clanging composition for harp and drums

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

and twat

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

my movement slowed and stopped

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

i floated

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

and floated

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

and listened

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

the end

Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

And then I woke up.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago)


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