What happened to "_______ ate my balls" webpages?

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One of my friends almost got kicked out of school for making one of these, and the internets of yore seemed like it was chock full of them. So what caused the decline of this stupid and hilarious phenomenon?

dan m (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Puberty?

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

you're the man now dan m

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

has the dancing hamster declined as well?

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Heh, and when I say "school," I mean "college."

dan m (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

They'll be saying this about ILX one day.

Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

I think Crazy Frog ate the dancing hamster.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

but who ate the hamster balls???

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Cats. Duh.

The Ghost of ALL YOUR BALLS ARE BELONG TO US (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Nigga Stole My Balls

pappawheelie II, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Its balls eaten, the meme was unable to reproduce. (see also, Manson, Marilyn.)

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Ate my balls ate my balls

next craze

Frankness mcStereo, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Is Bert still evil?

robster (robster), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

That's the tender crisp bacon cheddar NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

http://photos29.flickr.com/38837436_6b252db623_o.jpg

Oh Lord, My God, is there no help for the widow's son? / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

Hey look! A make your own "ate my balls" site.

http://members.tripod.com/~AteMyBalls/index.html

Oh Lord, My God, is there no help for the widow's son? / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

hello kitty ate my balls was particularly funny

jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

I remember stumbling over this thing when I first started using the InterWeb back in 1998. Besides all the Ate My Balls pages, the original "Mr. T Ate My Balls" site also spawned lots of Mr. T related pages, like "Mr. T. versus KISS" or "Mr. T versus He-Man".

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.popsike.com/pics/viva_morrissey/20040330/4004925938.jpg

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

my favourite one of these was "newsies ate my balls."

fio (fiona), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

I remember stumbling over this thing when I first started using the InterWeb back in 1998. Besides all the Ate My Balls pages, the original "Mr. T Ate My Balls" site also spawned lots of Mr. T related pages, like "Mr. T. versus KISS" or "Mr. T versus He-Man".

Mr.T versus the Spice Girls as well, no?

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

"Your balls...eat them I will."

yoda, Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

KRAZY KEITH'S ALMOST COMPLETE ATE MY BALLS WEBRING

and it was "newsies SOLD my balls"

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2005 05:52 (twenty years ago)

eleven years pass...

wanna feel old, try explaining to a millennial what this was about

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

http://flamesgif.com/archive/ate_my_balls/img/ba02.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:57 (six years ago)

same

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:59 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOAp4pDDRyU

just another country (snoball), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 17:34 (six years ago)

there was a whole chapter about this phenomenon in dave barry in cyberspace

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/nut-eating-gabon-gorillas

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:56 (six years ago)


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