Crazy shit going down about shit not going down!

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2 signs posted in the bathroom that say "Please under ALL circumstances FLUSH the toilet." One was almost immediately altered to read "Please under NO circumstances..." Today, I see the other had been intentionally ripped off and taped upside down facing the backwards so that the blank side of the paper was showing. It was all mangled and bent up, too. Also, there was a big fat shit in the other stall.

As I'm leaving the bathroom, I see that one of the businesses' sign has been ripped down and is lying on the floor, much like the bathroom note.

So, what I've pieced together is that someone believes someone at that particular business doesn't flush the toilet and also has ripped down the sign, so this person stormed out of the bathroom and ripped down their company sign in retaliation.

The funny thing is that it's probably just messengers who are responsible for all the nonsense in the bathroom. I can't imagine anyone on the floor does not think it's a good idea to flush the toilet.

― Another Pointless Slice of Life, Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Fooocking messengers and their huge shits!

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I finally caught some guy pissing on the toilet seat at work and yes, my suspicions were correct: we was a 250-pound ogre of a man.

― Old School (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

I finally caught some guy pissing on the toilet seat at work and yes, my suspicions were correct: he was a 250-pound ogre of a man.

― Old School (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

What did you do??

― Slicer, Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

"Sir!"

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Wait, that's a different joke.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Also, how did you catch him??

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

My concern is more over toilet paper habits. Usually those who have a difficult time flushing are the one's who treat the toilet paper roll like cats, batting at the thing with their claws non-stop until there's a mountain, then dropping it into the bowel.

Fold people, fold.

― Toilet Painter, Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

ILE toilet threads make me feel normal.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Also, how did you catch him??

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― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.

HEY HEY HEY!

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Confounded, can you post images of Gene Gene the Shittin' Machine?

― pappawheelie II, Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Oh my.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

gene gene can i get your sister email why because she look intersting

― NAthaniel (Confounded), Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vintagemetalart.com/PLEASE_DO_NOT_FLUSH.jpg

― pappawheelie II, Thursday, 1 September 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

"train"

― pappawheelie II, Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

batting at the thing with their claws non-stop until there's a mountain, then dropping it into the bowel

― HOW HAS NO ONE COMMENTED ON THIS YET (nabisco), Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

What, you don't put TP in your bowels?

― Poo Poo Wheelie, Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

MOUNTAINS OF PROBLEMS?
ASK DR. BOWEL!

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.redeemer2.com/themovement/images/movement_logo-home.jpg

― Poo Poo Wheelie, Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Yes, we have someone who comes to our floor, uses our toilet for a #2, and makes a point of not flushing. If it only happened once or twice, I might think someone forgot, but they keep doing it.

― Frank Sinatra (dymaxia), Thursday, 1 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Best Internet Thread Ever

― The PappaWheelie Story: Half Brain, Half Soul, All Mouth (on sale now) (PappaWhe, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks. Another one started by me, naturally.

― the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

ten years pass...

never got this sharted

― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

I took my bestie out for his birthday and he dropped a log in my toilet and thought he flushed it but Elvis didn't leave the building, so I came home later that night to a foul stench and bugs hovering near the toilet.

― Neanderthal, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:24 (eight years ago)

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