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― anthony, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sings

♫ "I've got the monkey, I've got the secret..." ♫

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like cute little monkeys, I don't much like orang-utans or baboons - too alarming.
Cartoon Monkeys are fun to draw.
I had to go to hospital when I was small. My mum brought me a soft toy which was a mother Monkey that was holding with velco-enabled hands to a baby Monkey. I called them Mumma Munkins and Bubba Munkins.

― rainy, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish they would go away, they scare me twith theri dirty ugly scary butts. And the screaming! They're like mini Courtneys.

― NIolcle, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I blame monkeys.

― Arthur, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cover me, when I sleep...

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mokeys are Gods little mockery of us. I'M NOT LAUGHING MR BIG!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

rainy! i had that same monkey duo as a little girl.

i am a big fan of monkeys. and monkey boys.

― nancy b., Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nancy, what did you call your monkey duo?

― rainy, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i lookl just like a monkey

― chaki, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

may I hug you?

― rainy, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes

― chaki, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

aw, c'mere you! *squeeze*

― rainy, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

chaki, i hope you don't look like mmmmmmmmmMOJOJOJO!!!

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I almost fainted at that bit in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when they eat 'chilled monkey brains.' Poor chimps.

I found Helena Bonham-Carter more attractive as a monkey. I worry myself, sometim

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fufufufufuf - MAGIC CLOUD!

― RickyT, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Jojo, the clumsy ickle mynci.

(Katie, I've decided you are ickle 6 year old Amelie, or at least look a lot like her. THere's a complememnet here somewhere, erm, oh yeah, My brother claimed he knows TP's viola player (when I mentioned my own showbiz pals). His words: "Aaah, you know the prettier one")

― Graham, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i bet 6 yr old Amelie never had a haggard complexion and dark circles under the eyes from drinking an entire bottle of Fetzer Rosé topped off with Tia Maria and quite possibly gin as well though...

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Apes are better - sez The Barnet Ape.

Chilled monkey branes - num num.

― Pete, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Even sober, I stand by my judgement on monkeys. Too shrieky and obnoxious, and eager to display their ass. So the comparison to CL stands.

― Nicole, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There's been total monkey overkill the last few years. That ITV monkey is the final straw. Or maybe the 'Monkey' remake is. Just not funny anymore now that Gail Porter has adopted them.

― N., Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gail Porter adopted a monkey?

― rosemary, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shrieky and obnoxious, and eager to display their ass

you've met me, haven't you? :)

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

make way for BLURILLAZ

― 3-Demon, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

monkey vs. robot

― james, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Warning...the cartoon takes ages to download (if it actually does)...)

― james, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

monkey vs robot the song

James Kochalka! Monkey vs Robot! Yay! (some of his songs are kinda rude!)

― james, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

rainy- i called them 'princess', the mama, and 'baby', well, the baby.

ma sold 'em a few years ago. without telling me.

sad sad sad.

― nancy b., Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

I LOVE MONKEYS AND I LOOK LIKE ONE

― monkey_lover, Sunday, 2 November 2003 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

A cute monkey from my trip to Gibraltar a couple of weeks ago...
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/3f9bbe91_15d4f/bc/My+Photos/__sr_/bananamonkey.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

gah!

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Try again
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/3f9bbe91_15d4f/bc/My+Photos/__sr_/bananamonkey.jpg?

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

OK. It's a baby monkey eating a banana with the Rock of Gibraltar (not Sir Alex's horse) in the background. It's cute and photogenic. Just imagine it, OK.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

if you change the filename from whatever.jpg to whatever.txt and upload it to your free yahoo! geocities webspace, then you can link it OK.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to see the cute monkey!!!

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry to thread.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Men in white coats to Nick Southall's house.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This had better work...
http://uk.geocities.com/ailsawatson/bananamonkey.txt

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck, it's huge. Sorry.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Monkey!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh!!! Run from the giant monkey!!!

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i like monkeys, i look like one too:(

― radioactive monkey, Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.allposters.com/images/113/031_8101.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 15 November 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/childrensbooks/LordSkeletor_bunny.jpg

― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Saturday, 15 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/470257/cute-monkeys.jpg

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 17 November 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

u guys suck...

― katie bennett, Friday, 13 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what i said, minki!

― Inspector Clouseau, Friday, 13 February 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Born from an egg on a mountaintop
Funkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew all the magic tricks under the sun
Teased the gods and everyone and had some fun

Monkey magic
Monkey magic
Monkey magic
Monkey magic ooh

― pete s, Friday, 13 February 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

I think those monkeys kick ass. I love monkeys to death. curious george is awsome too.

― crystal rose messier, Saturday, 17 April 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.aaronn.net/images/pics/3-13-03/pic002.jpg

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 17 April 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Is she too young for me to think she's cute?

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 17 April 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

If you've "gotten curious," you may want to check out this thread.

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 17 April 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly I see now that it's just that picture. The smile, the monkey-shirt, the fact that she looks loaded on crack...

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 17 April 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Being in a christian youth group will do that to you.

― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 17 April 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

thirteen years pass...

a preemptive lads

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/02/animals-monkeys-sex-noses-mating/

― bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/2018/02/20/proboscis-monkey/01-proboscis-monkey-NationalGeographic_2684060.adapt.590.1.jpg

― bald butte (∞), Monday, 26 February 2018 17:53 (seven years ago)

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