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on todays price by right, i masterbated to the retarded looking fratboy from ucon.

― anthony, Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

you watched the price is right?

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

You should be more ashamed of that than whacking off to frat boys, anthony.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

i watch it four or five times a week. i am thinking of writing an essay about the design of it

― anthony, Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Your Title:

"on todays price by right, i masterbated to the retarded looking fratboy from ucon. "

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

Was he at least wearing a low-cut shirt so that you could see some skin when he bent over to play Kerplinko?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

It could be worse, you could be jerking off to Bob Barker.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm glad that you're doing really worthwhile things instead of logging in to ilx

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

you should write an essay on all those bros who were white Carolina baseball caps, on which the name Gamecocks has been shortened to "Cocks"

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

i cant really do anything until i get emails and phone calls,

― anthony, Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I would prefer that it be a retarded looking fratboy from the Yukon

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

When did you start watching the show, anthony? Because, the only difference between The Pri$e I$ Right today and the show from the 70s are a) the items/prices, and b) Bob Barker's blindingly white hair.

Otherwise, I think the producers purposely have kept the gaudy 70s aesthetic in place, just because it wouldn't be The Pri$e I$ Right otherwise.

Also, this show is classic if only for Daniel. I hope he's enjoying his dinette set.

― donut gon' nut (donut), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and how could I forget? c) the Barker Beauties. duh. So, a few minor lawsuits in between, here and there.

― donut gon' nut (donut), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

I would prefer that it be a retarded looking fratboy from the Yukon

You mean like this?

http://www.midnightsuntravel.com/images/album/yukon/images/yukon_trek_muddy_man_jpg.jpg

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

should he be ashamed?

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

We should all be ashamed.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

you should be ashamed you told someone

― POOR AND SMELLY, Thursday, 1 September 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

SNIFF SNIFF

― SHAVY PUBES BEAR, Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

you should write an essay on all those bros who were white Carolina baseball caps, on which the name Gamecocks has been shortened to "Cocks"

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 1st, 2005.

its especially funny when little kids around here are wearing em.

― latebloomer: not just indie rock but also rap, industrial and pop. (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 September 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Don't be ashamed, just go with it and be proud! It gives a whole new meaning to "I love TV".

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 2 September 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

If this was a Fark thread, I'd point out how humorous it would be if South Carolina was ever pitted against Oregon State in a football game.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 September 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

so this guy in my office who annoys the hell out of me gave me his ipod to charge because he ran out of juice and I put Chris Watson's recording of vultures eating a zebra in his "Sleepytime Mix"

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

u r hero

― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

oh my gosh!

― I X Love (Abbott), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

I laughed really fucking hard when I read that!

― I X Love (Abbott), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahaaaaaa

― .81818181818181818181818181 changed everything (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

I retitled it 'Gentle Dreams' by Them Crooked Vultures, 1973, track 3, ambient

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

funny, but mean.

― ian, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

dude drives me fucking batty. i was kind enough to put it at the end of the mix at least.

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

it's sleepytime for the zebra

― sarahel, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

This is a guy who is currently loudly reenacting scenes from Back to School and saying "You could put me on a desert island with nothing but a copy of Fletch and I'd be happy."
Now he's quoting Caddyshack and Goonies piece by piece.
This has been going on for a half an hour
Most of the songs on the sleepytime mix were Wilco.
I feel pretty okay with the choices I've made in this life now. Except the ones that put me in this office right now on December 30 with an empty inbox.

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

aaaaaaaand, now it's time for princess bride quote-offs.

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

i think this is great, what you've done.

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

"You could put me on a desert island with nothing but a copy of Fletch and I'd be happy."

now i wish you'd replaced his entire sleepytime mix with Merzbow

― America's Next Most Disabled Ballerina (WmC), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

Everyone knows Fletch Lives is the one you want on a desert island.

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

this guy's loud rant against staples (while on the phone with some poor schmuck at staples) is a crime against nature. "no i understand that and a)i'm happy to talk to a manager but maybe this isn't going to be a good business relationship but listen you expect me to have the credit card every time we work together? because my owners are out of the country and my policy is that every three months i don't have to give you my credit card. see, that's your job to make sure that your employees don't steal credit card numbers not mine. Dude, i worked for bloomberg. I can't accept that as a fact."
god i wish i could tape this and post it now.
god it's time to leave now.

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

"my owners"!

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe his owners should have neutered.

― ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

on todays price by right, i masterbated to the retarded looking fratboy from ucon.

― anthony, Thursday, September 1, 2005 1:06 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

― ♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

It could be worse, you could be jerking off to Bob Barker.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, September 1, 2005 12:12 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It could be worse, you could be jerking off to Drew Carey.

― EDB, Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

lol am0n

― velko, Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43Ate3Itjs&feature=related

― EDB, Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

billions of sperm souls have been spilled to the rod

http://www.timstvshowcase.com/rod.jpg

― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Thursday, 31 December 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

STOP WITH THE ANTI-AMERICAN FAIL HORN COMMENTS

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

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