Where Does London End?

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Explain to me "being Northern".

I'm not talking about the actual political/physical boundaries of the city - be it Zone 1, the Circle Line, the M25, Post Codes or what. I'm asking where *your* personal map of London begins and ends.

This came up because the other night in Hammersmith, Emsk and I were waiting at the bus stop, and I made a comment about "God, it's going to take ages to get back to London." She thought I was joking, then we both realised that I was not. I don't think of Hammersmith as part of London - basically anything past about Marble Arch is "The West".

So I was trying to think where my other boundaries were... Hackney is London, though that has changed since my friends started moving there. London used to end at Kingsland Road - now the boundary has moved east, so that Mare St is where London ends. Brixton is London, Streatham isn't. (Maybe the South Circular is a boundary for me?)

North is really fuzzy for me. Harringey/gay and Muswell Hill are London. Wood Green isn't.

Is it about familiarity? Or is it about boundaries, physical or political? Age, size and architecture of the neighbourhood/buildings? Or is it something else?

Where does London end?

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's not a Gareth thread.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

Streatham is part of London, even if it's on the extreme southern rim and historically a resting point for stagecoaches halfway between London Proper and Croydon. Once you get past Norbury the feeling of non-Londonness in the air is palpable.

Then again, both Iain Sinclair and I would argue that Oxford is part of London...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

When I was a kid, I always thought that London started where the neon lucozade bottle was, on the m4 flyover.

Years later, when I worked at the building next door to it, I found that geographically it was almost exactly the border of Middlesex and London.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

Iain Sinclair's theory about the Thames spine that links Oxford and London is that London is where all the money is made and Oxford where all the thinking and contemplation takes place, both before and after you've made your dough. One pays for/justifies the other.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

If you get to vote for the Mayor of London, you're in London.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'd say Croydon and Bromley and places were part of London anyway, but that's because I want it to be the biggest city in the world.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:19 (nineteen years ago)

According to the IOC London encompasses both Weymouth and Manchester.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing West of Marble Arch/Victoria is "London" to me. Perhaps it's because I rarely go there, perhaps it's because I hate it.

South of the Thames, the psychological border wobbles a lot more. Crystal Palace is London, Camberwell and Catford are London. Dulwich is definitely *NOT* London. Lewisham I'm not sure if it's London or if it's its own place, like Croydon. Streatham feels separated from London by the South Circular and Brixton Hill. Tooting is London, though, because it is on the Tube. (This is not always an indication, though - Hackney is London and it does not have a tube either.)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

I found that geographically it was almost exactly the border of Middlesex and London.

B-b-but I thought Middlesex didn't technically exist anymore! Am I not right in saying that it was kinda assimilated into London and Hertfordshire about 10 years ago? And then the Middx locals rebelled against the Post Office and Ordnance Survey and doggedly continued to call their homestead Middlesex, even though it's not...or something.

My dad confused me yesterday by querying my work address, in Ealing, saying that it shouldn't have London in it despite its W5 postcode.

So, for me, London = London postcode. London definitely != London phone number, cos that would include all manner of completely notLondon places like Sidcup and Croydon and so forth.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

It's inner London and outer London, innit. Places like Croydon, Enfield, Ealing, Bromley are all London, they're just outer London. The real question is where does outer London start? In 1996 we moved from Camden to Archway and we were troubled by the feeling that we'd moved out of inner London (especially as the phone number changed from a 7 area to an 8 area), but I reckon Archway is probably on the edge. Later I lived in Hendon, and that was definitely outer. Crouch End was like a magical village in a valley with inner London just a short walk away over the hills (well, a bit like that).

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

Archway is a liminal zone, it's like the gate out of London - it even feels like it with that giant arch. Perhaps I think of it that way because it's always the way that we used to drive out of London going on tour, and once we got up that hill, we felt like we were outside London.

I am interested in the idea of "inner London" and "outer London" because the 6-zone tube always seemed quite wrong to me. Two zone is more like it.

Ealing is SOOOOO not London.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think the further out you go, the more psychological barriers you cross. When your phone number becomes 0208, your post code begins with HA or CR or something, when you're on the other side of the north circular, then your Londoness is diluted, but it's still there. Coming from the opposite direction, when I was growing up, as soon as the train got into Enfield as far as I was concerned I was in London.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

(When I was really little, London was all about colour - you knew you were in London when the busses turned from Green (Herts) to Red (London). And I thought you could tell central London from greater London because the cabs turned from black to red when you got to the centre. I've no idea where I got this idea from.)

((Cheshunt always felt like greater London, too, even though it was officially outside London - it was only outside the M25 because my dad moved the M25. The locals thought it was definitely *not* London, but my mum insisted it was, and treated it as such. The neighbours still talk about the way she would just chuck all the local kids in the back of her VW van and drive them down to museums))

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

x-post...

Enfield is even CALLED End-field because that's where London ends. ;-)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

I spent some years in Cheshunt when I was v.v. small. I seem to recall london as being a mysterious and faroff place.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

The thing I like about London is the diversity, that you can stick Dulwich next to Peckham and have them feel like different worlds.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:45 (nineteen years ago)

I think to Native English, Cheshunt -> London is mysterious and far-off. My mum grew up in Africa, with a different sense of scale. She drove a library van for a while, so she thought nothing of getting in a car and driving 3 hours was "close" - some kind of scale as America. So to her, Cheshunt -> London was closer than driving from the Transkei to the Ciskei.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ealing is sooo London. It has a tube station and everything.

And it's sort of 'inside' on the tube map. Ealing Broadway! C'mon!

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:51 (nineteen years ago)

When I first moved to London, Camberwell didn't feel like it was london as it took so bloomin long to get there.

I always find that when i tell foreigners, or even people who haven't been to london, that I live in London, they always expect me to live right in the centre of town or very close, in places like pimlico or kensington. they have no idea of the sprawl that is London now.

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

(Anyway, this is not a debate about what "is" or "isn't" London objectively, it's about your own personal London map. And in mine, anything West of Marble Arch/Victoria is Not London. I know this includes Kensington, Chelsea, Notting Hell, Belgravia, etc. But as far as I'm concerned, you can draw a line that starts at Park Lane and continues along Edgeware Road, and anything to the West of that is Not Really London.)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:58 (nineteen years ago)

It's kind of strange, as someone who lives in Muswell Hill and used to live in Wood Green, that Kate thinks MH is London and WG isn't! WG is gritty and urban, MH is a wannabe Highgate with no tube station (which I personally have no problem with, I like it there).

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

Me, I'm the opposite (quelle surprise, eh?). I have a mental block about any parts of London whose postcode begins with an E. Anything east of Liverpool Street station I start to silently panic, don't feel at home - not even in Walthamstow which I now know fairly well. Whereas anything to the west could accurately be described as My London, not just because I have in the past lived in Chelsea and Chiswick, not just because the western road leads to Oxford, not just because that's where the best record shops are (i.e. Portobello and environs), not just because that's where I spent the best years of my NHS career, but...well, a combination of all of these. West London feels comfortable and cosy to me; East London harsh and edgy. Even Streatham is tolerable by virtue of its having an SW postcode.

Dulwich also counts as part of My London 'cos I also lived in East Dulwich for a bit when I worked at KCH, and our Xmas/summer parties were always held at the Griffin Sports Club. So it's all part of my experience of London.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

See, MH *looks* like London, with its streets of Victorian buildings. But WG, with its shopping mall and its multiplex cinema and horrible high street doesn't even look like England.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

(Also, I've known more people who lived in Wood Green/Friern Barnet (sp?) and that didn't even make it "more London")

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

> Nothing West of Marble Arch/Victoria is "London" to me. Perhaps it's because I rarely go there, perhaps it's because I hate it.

*SOBS*

that's a pity because i was thinking of coming to the gig on saturday but now i find i live too far away... 8)

koogs (koogs), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

East London is a complete mystery and I couldn't even begin to guess where ESSEX begins. Tooting is London but I'm not sure that Morden is. Sutton and Croydon definitely aren't. West I'll go as far as Richmond. North, not much past Alexandra Palace.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

Friern Barnet is a different kettle of fish altogether. It's north of the North Circular for a start, which I think is my personal boundary line. And it's way more suburban than Wood Green.

Muswell Hill does have nice buildings though. I live in a converted Victorian house, I assume in what would have been servants' quarters as we're on the top floor. Must have been a HUGE house.

Wood Green High St doesn't look much different to me to lots of other High St/Rds in London - Kilburn High Rd, Tottenham etc.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

Awww, sorry, Koogy. I should say that I have actually spent lots of time visiting friends in West London, Hammersmith and Notting Hell and all that, and have even played several gigs out there! But it's still Not London.

(Please come, even though it's a Very Long Way!)

x-post

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

Essex begins at the River Lee or Lea! Simple! It is the Boundary!

Wood Green High St doesn't look much different to me to lots of other High St/Rds in London - Kilburn High Rd, Tottenham etc.

Well, see, Tottenham is Not London. Kilburn is a liminal zone, as half of it is on the wrong side of the Edgeware Rd. Wood Green High Street looks like Birmingham or something.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

London used to end at the Thames for me. I'm gradually coming round to the curious notion of a 'south' London though.

robster (robster), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:31 (nineteen years ago)

I subconsciously think of London as everywhere I go regularly, so I don't count much of the west: am slightly less rigorous than Kate, I think my dividing line is the left-hand side of the Circle Line (got to include the Royal China in Bayswater, you see). This also means that I conceptualise outlying pockets of London in the middle of non-London: Kilburn, for example, where I go quite often and which I really like; and Wimbledon, because it's quite clear that I have to live in the same city as the tennis tournament. On the other hand, Camden is a pocket of non-London in the middle of London. I try to think of it as non-England actually, or preferably non-earth. Camden is HELL.

Elsewhere I stick to Zone 2 I guess with a few exceptions for Zone 3. If you are outside Zone 3 you are DEFINITELY not in London.

The epicentre of London is clearly the east, too. Bow, Hackney, Dalston, Shoreditch, Bethnal Green. I might be kind and include Clerkenwell in the east cos it's got Fabric in it.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

post code wise on the cardinal points of the compass,
london has N1, E1, W1

S1 belongs to Sheffield town centre! why is this?

willdabeast, Friday, 2 September 2005 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yes, like Rob I am highly suspicious of the concept of a London existing south of the river, though I suppose I am coming round to Peckham. Greenwich especially feels very unLondonlike.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

Northern boundary - my school in Brick Lane, Enfield.

Southern Boundary - Thornton Heath, where my Auntie Daphne lives.

Western Boundary - er, um, dunno, Heathrow possibly?

Eastern Boundary - probably Walthamstow, with a long thin non-pan-supporting-oh-shit-I've-just-scalded-myslef panhandle out to Ilford.

But of course it is MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT because there are big areas within this which aren't London, making my London as holey as an Emmental cheese. The South East hardly exists at all, for example. What is this Lewisham of which you speak? Or indeed Deptford?

MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ilford is not bloody London. I once passed out dozed off on a night bus and ended up there. It was unlike any place I have been to before or since.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

I spent quite a while as a kid growing up in the Colindale/Burnt Oak area of Barnet and to my childhood brain, proper London was only really the stuff you'd see on postcards. The rest was all just humdrum hubbub basking in its glow. If you couldn't buy a stick of London rock in the newsagents there, it didn't really count.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I always loved London, the bits I know.

On the other hand, we took a bus back to Euston station after the busted gig w/kids at Wembley Arena, and looking at the bits inbetween, I had to say it looked crap. But then, does it actually look any different to the parts of london I know reasonably well? The crap you know vs the crap you dont. Answers on a postcard...

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:43 (nineteen years ago)

Where does Crouch End?

NickB (NickB), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

My disbelief in West London, I think, dates from early childhood. Because we lived in the Eastern bit of Herts, we always approached London down the A10 and into the East. Cheshunt faced east - our local hospital was in Essex. My mum went to college in Cambridge.

Clerkenwell is East because it's EC1. I've lived on both sides of the dividing line, EC1 and WC1 and liked EC better.

Camden is SOOOO London. It's as London as Soho or Shoreditch. Just a different kind of London.

x-x-x-post.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

Greenwich is London because it has all those imposing white marble buildings, like a Southern counterpoint to Whitehall. Likewise Blackheath, which otherwise wouldn't be, because it is the Southern counterpoint to Hampstead.

I'm not sure about Hampstead, though. Swiss Cottage is definitely London because I've lived there. Camden is London, as is Highgate. But there is a hole around the top end of Hampstead Heath which is not really London. Probably because there are bits you can stand and not see any buildings at all. Hampstead Village is London, much though they'd like it not to be.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:48 (nineteen years ago)

I secretly get very annoyed whenever the London media reports about Watford FC as if they were a London club. Watford is definitely not London and I will not fall for the propaganda that says otherwise. And as for Luton...

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:49 (nineteen years ago)

When I'm coming into London (by train), I always think it *really* starts at Bounds Green.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

Agreed, Watford is not London.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

I guess there's no case for Uxbridge, right?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

As you approach it from the North (i.e. on the M1), London for me begins as soon as you can see Mill Hill Broadway BR station.

As you depart it from the South (e.g. on the London-Brighton train), London for me demonstrably ends at Norbury.

As you come in from the West (on the M40), London for me begins at Hillingdon Station.

Liz's funeral was, incredibly, the first time I had ever come into London from the East.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

I still get confused on my way to my parents when I see the Underground station at Amersham. That definitely shouldn't really be there.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

When Time Out did their "London Declares Independence" issue a couple of years ago, they drew up a map with all of the capital's Harvesters on it, linked them all with straight lines, then said anything inside the circle was in London.

The idea was that Harvesters can only exist in the suburbs, not in the metropolis.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 2 September 2005 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

B-b-b-but!!! ::sputters:: Watford is clearly where The North starts, and nothing to do with London at all!

All of those far west stations (Amersham, Hillingdon) on the Metropolitan line do not count as they are NOT EVEN IN A NUMBERED ZONE AT ALL!!!

I remember that Harvesters thing. I think there's one near Morden Hall. (Which is definitely country, not London) There might be one on the way to Herne Hill, too. Herne Hill is London. Tulse Hill and West Norwood are not. Though it starts being London again at about Gypsy Hill because Crystal Palace is London.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:04 (nineteen years ago)

It could equally be argued that Streatham is not London because of its MegaBowl incorporating McCluski's Bar which is only to be found otherwise in Dudley and somewhere else I've conveniently forgotten.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 September 2005 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ealing is not posh.

Acton is so London.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 3 September 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I shouldn't let this thread get to me :(

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 3 September 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

Sutton (and Mitcham for that matter) do indeed feel like Croydon satellites, Palace really doesn't to me, perhaps because I've only done the oh-hang-on-let's-just-go-to-Croydon shopping thing twice in five years (trips to Waddon Marsh retail parks notwithstanding) and because I do commute to central London. CP was effectively created in an act of outreach by London ("let's put this exhibition thing...here"), so there's always been that thin tendril of a connection; rather than some Surrey village swallowed by the LCC sprawl, it was an outlying fragment of the Smoke (but mercifully free of the Smog) from the outset. Maybe. I dunno. (I'll concede that many, perhaps a majority of SE19ers, look south at the weekends, not north).

My personal tipping point when it comes to suburbs is when you find yourself zipping down a dual carriageway at 40mph, with row upon row of inter-war semi-d houses either side; it's Cricklewood, Neasden, Acton, Eltham, Falconwood, Bexley, Roehampton, Richmond... Suddenly you're somewhere where the buses thin out and there aren't traffic lights every 200 feet. Perhaps that's NotLondon.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Saturday, 3 September 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Am I the only person troubled by the invisible lion?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Saturday, 3 September 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

I, for one, am going to avoid the east of London in future for fear of getting invisibly mauled.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

ALL HAIL YOUR INVISIBLE LION OVERLORD.

Like Ambrose, I can't really square the idea of the suburbs being 'not part of London' because there are so many of them and they take up so much of the city. I've been thinking about this thread a lot in the last couple of days and the biggest split on the thread appears to be between those who grew up in London and those who didn't.

Non native Londoners = London is a place you move to, there are different preconcieved ideas about what it is, should be, should feel like, where it starts and whatnot. The idea of London being A City in the conventional sense when really it isn't, its a loose conurbation of villages that have grown together over time, each with a completely different look and feel to it.

Those of us what grew up here = Our experience of London is so different. When you're a kid, you never go to Proper Central London unless its with your parents or a school trip. You certainly never go to Bow or Brixton or Highgate or wherever unless you actually live there. (Except I think I went to the toy museum in Bethnal Green once). Your experience of London is grounded in the suburbs, the semi-detached houses and local schools and the couple of high streets and shopping centres*. The boring bits, in other words. So maybe we don't think of London in the same place and are more likely to give a pass to weird Outer London bits like Croydon and Orpington and Ealing and so forth. Sidcup to me, totally feels like London, hellish as it is.

So to me, like Mark, London ends when the fields start, when you're on the road out of the city and there's suddenly no more houses. The only place where this might fall apart is where East London becomes Essex. But then again, bits of Essex are overspill for working class East Londoners who've come into money, so maybe it counts after all. Part of the relentless expansive march of the city, eating all in its path.

*Another thing I've noticed over the past few years is it's the native Londoners (myself, Mark C, Jel and the Pinefox immediately spring to mind) who are the most parochial, and we've all stayed pretty close to the area we grew up. The Blackheath-Greenwich corridor I've lived for the last few years is basically my childhood playground, and I'm still finding out new things about it. Like the bottomless pond and the HARE AND BILLET GHOST, but that's for another thread.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

When I was small, I used to go to the Orpington/Swanley/Sidcup area on holiday every summer.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

That is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. Why?!

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

Um, because of the large naturist club/campsite in the area.

(it wasn't my idea)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

God, I thought my parents were the experts at shit holiday destinations (Birmingham, WTF?!?!) but Mummy and Daddy Pines seem to be giving them a run for their money.

(xpost - oh well, at least they had an excuse)

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

"It was handy for London" is the best thing you can say about it, really.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

There's a nudist colony in Sidcup? But where do the disgusting feral Sidcup youths hide their bottles of Diamond White?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, don't answer that one.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

It's nearer St Mary Cray, actually.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

Google's aerial photo of the place

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 4 September 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha from the above google link
http://www.lolrider.com/silly/tryit.jpg

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

TRY IT!

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

try glasgow more

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 4 September 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Oi! Morden is definitely NOT London, but I have to defend it as not being an utter stinking pit of hell like Mordor, Emsk. You did not come on our River Wandle Wander, but you missed the beautiful bits by the river and Morden Hall Park and the lovely pub with the rosegarden by the river (with vannishing goths) and if it's good enough for Horatio Nelson and Emma Hamilton (no, not *that* one) then it's good enough for me! Humph!

There have been some very interesting answers on this thread - and it is strange the way that native Londoners have such different preconceptions to the imports.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

Was that the Emma Hamilton pub Kate? That place looks rough! Or just one Other E.H. used?

Tom (Groke), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

I think Matt DC might be on to something, but I'm an import who loves the 'burbs. When I lived in Cumbria I'd gaze dreamily at the London A-Z and the Network SouthEast rail map, imagining commuting into the the city from some Zone 3 bedsit overlooking a park. (I actually pitched up in Brixton).

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

you can probably overstate the born here/not born here thing. i was BORN in kingston-o-t and left v soon after; nonetheless i visited family in london all the time, felt like every weekend (but wasn't), and for me ruislip was part of london. sometimes we'd even travel from ruislip into town.

HOWEVER

"its a loose conurbation of villages that have grown together over time, each with a completely different look and feel to it" doesn't ring true for me. the differences are pretty minor in the grand scheme of things, and the 'villages' line is odd: practically, most of the suburbs grew up over the last 120 years in a more-or-less-planned fashion.

my own london is teh tiny. the only bit of west london i've been to in a whole year is the cine lumiere in south ken.

N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 08:31 (nineteen years ago)

Kensington indoor market, the Electric Ballroom in Camden, the Intrepid Fox in Soho. These are my London borders and I am undead.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

No, no, no, Tom! Do you not know our Sarf London history? HN and the Other EH stayed/lived at Morden Hall - a gorgeous Regency Villa in the centre of Morden Hall Park. It's a restaurant/pub/country inn now - can't remember the name coz I'm rubbish like that. But it's lovely - quite posh to the point where we were afeared they wouldn't let us in wearing our rambling clothes. But they were very laid back and accepting of ramblers and people who wanted to buy beer and sit in the park (you can even borrow a blanket to sit on if you like) and they will bring food out to you! And then Johnney and I were beaten by a 9 year old Poohsticks shark... ;-)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

when i lived in oxford, london started, insanely, at hillingdon, which was often not even halfway, timewise, into the journey.

N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

This thread makes me want to relocate to Cumbria...

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

and for me ruislip was part of london. sometimes we'd even travel from ruislip into town.

Growing up there, i'd always say i was going 'up' London. i lived 3 mins walk from Ruislip Gardens tube, where the Central Line is elevated at several parts. Maybe this is subconsciously where the 'up' came from. But considering I was north west of London it is odd how we'd say 'uptown' and not 'downtown'. I suppose taller buildings might also have something to do with it.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

It took me as long to get from the Cotswolds to Hillingdon as it took to get from Hillingdon to Hackney yesterday. And the A40 was relatively quiet.

Conclusion - Stow on the Wold is greater London.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:55 (nineteen years ago)

N: East Finchley
S: Waterloo
W: Where the Westway ends
E: Old Street tube

xp -- i lived in cambridge, which is north of london, so obv we'd go 'down' to london. now i go 'up' to cambridge.

N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

Following on from my previous post, another possible barometer is where the tube you're on suddenly picks up loads more passengers on a Saturday morning*. Coming into London from the West as I did this wouldn't happen until Notting Hill Gate when the number of people on the carriage would suddenly increase by a third.

*Obviously on a working weekday the increase in passengers would be more gradual, about the same number would get on at each stop between W. Ruislip and NHG.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

WTF???? There's an invisible lion running around east London????

have you read alice in wonderland?

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

For some reason, London for me starts at Potters Bar, and that's not even in London.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

Coming home from London, Potters Bar always made me realise that I was nearly home!

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

I just googled 'invisible lion' and got this.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oi! Morden is definitely NOT London, but I have to defend it as not being an utter stinking pit of hell like Mordor, Emsk.

pah, london is based on lord of the rings as any fule kno.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

Argh, that reminds me of that strange sign on Brixton High Street, in beautifully lettered brightly rasta-coloured handwriting, it says something like "PEOPLE SAY I AM MAD BECAUSE I KNOW WHO THE LION OF JUDAH IS: YOUR JESUS CHRIST! HOW SMART ARE YOU!??!?!"

I see it every day on the bus, and I wonder about it. Damn, maybe I should have put it on the "Every Day Bus Ride Mysteries" thread instead.

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:16 (nineteen years ago)

For all we know these lions are everywhere.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

i'm so never bringing up my kids in london if they're going to grow up having crazy ideas of where london is!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

London isn't based on LOTR, it's based on Neverwhere, as any fule kno!

(Cue Kate trying to explain Neverwhere to Ron, and why he would have loads and loads of strange mythical creatures and invisitble lions turn up if they had their next record release party on the HMS Belfast.)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

omg! how have i missed that? where on brixton high st? i am going to go and ponder it later. i spent a couple of months wondering why they'd painted the word "bourgeois" on the sides of the train bridge in brixton in lovely squiggly shapes and colours - had almost decided that it must be social commentary too sophisticated for me to compute, then i realised that ist says "b our guest". which still doesn't make sense.

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

It's on the median divider thing, opposite the southbound bus stop by Woolworths. Which is probably why you've never seen it... Go out at lunch and look if it's still there!

(I'm glad I'm not the only one who spent ages trying to decipher the quasi-French of the train bridge only to realise it was B OUR GUEST. Who is Bour Guest? Is he Bill Stickers' lawyer perhaps?)

Luminiferous Aether (kate), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

and b whose guest?

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

I used to drink in the Emma Hamilton in Wimbledon Chase - it had lovely armchairs.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

I once went out with a girl called Emma Hamilton. On reflection, she was a bit of a minger.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

You mean she looked fine if you looked straight at her, but not if you saw her in a mirror?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

No, she had a face like a camel's anus.

Mikey G (Mikey G), Monday, 5 September 2005 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

and you snogged it

ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

how else to establish the appropriate comparison for sure?

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

sticking your penis in it

ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

i see.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:32 (nineteen years ago)


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