Movies: Best Grocery Store One Liners

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Clerk from Juice: 'I shoot your pee pee off mang'

Korean guy from Kids: 'Sut-oooopid FUCKY BOY FUCKY"

Woman from Menace: "Hurry up and BUY!"

Transvestite dancer in Crooklyn: "You ain't nothing but a goddamn PUERTO RICAN! I keeps MY panty CLEEAN!"

(preferably rugged movies only)

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 3 September 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Friday: MY NECK, MY BACK! MYNECKANDMYBACK!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 3 September 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Chasing Amy: Cohea's "Finger Cuffs" explanation, boyeee

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 3 September 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

BELOVED ILXOR/CELEBRATED RAP JOURNALIST AL'S GROCERY STORE SCENE in student film "CABBAGE HEAD"

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 3 September 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

Repo Man: "I blame....society. Society made me what I am!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 3 September 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

Scene from "Grosse Point Blank", after the 7-11 place had blown up.

Cusack: "you ok?"
Clerk(flustered): "no! Im hurt, I'm pissed.... and now I gotta find a new JOB!"

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 3 September 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

Raising Arizona: "I'll be takin' these Huggies and whatever cash ya got."

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 3 September 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

OMFG I FORGOT ENCINOMAN: "Da ju...uuuuice...!!!!!!!"

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 5 September 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)

Ghost World: "This is America dude... Learn the rules!"

― NickB (NickB), Monday, 5 September 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

I love Alex in NYC. He recites the best quotes. If only they could make a quote-toy out of Alex' genes. I'd buy it yesterday.

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

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