is the problem of premature ejaculation becoming epidemic (or is it just me and my loser friends)?

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Seems like everyone's complaining, girls especially. It's still a ridiculously touchy subject amongst guys.

Is PE a problem in your relationship?

AND OH YEAH WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT IT?

― Aaron A, Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

and where do you think the line between premature and on-time should be set?

― Aaron A, Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31068

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

I think about groceries I need to buy and how I don't eat enough vegetables.

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― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

baseball.
interpersonal relationships in classical mythology.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 5 September 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

http://wiw.org/~jess/wp-uploads/FLAV03.1.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 5 September 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

this is a sex thread. new answers plz.

― Aaron A, Monday, 5 September 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

you have sex with your friends

― huh huh huh, Monday, 5 September 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

ice your nads

― gear (gear), Monday, 5 September 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

you have sex with your friends?

― Jena (JenaP), Monday, 5 September 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

what is so wrong with that?

― Aaron A, Monday, 5 September 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

Maybe she's worried about you and your friends squandering your time; those thirty precious seconds, gone forever.

― estela (estela), Monday, 5 September 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

jenna jameson says to practice by masturbating lots and pulling back just before you ejaculate, this way you can build up your resistance and before you know it you'll be filling your girlfriend's mouth with the finest, thickest man milk she'll ever taste.

― jenna jameson, Monday, 5 September 2005 02:13 (twenty years ago)

..or just become gay and be a good actor.

I mean, you can OBVIOUSLY quit being gay thanks to several programs promoted by Christian institutions. You can surely go back thanks to several programs promoted by institutions consisting of reaaally hawt members of the same sex.

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Call me during sex and I'll tell you about my aging mother's health problems. This will result in indefinite shelving of the man-milk explosion. Permanently. When you someday decide you want children your wife will have to go to a sperm bank.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 5 September 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

My take is that teh ladies should take premature ejaculation as a compliment...

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

if it happens, wait five mins and start again.

everyone's happy.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

man-milk explosion.

that makes me think of allyzay for some reason

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Hey if a guy wants to come in 3 mins flat thats fine with me, I get bored and sore after a while anyway.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Actually the stop start method is a great way to prolong sex. I'm not sure if it helps for premature ejaculation. A guy can feel when he's reaching the stage of *no return*. Just before that stage, you have to switch rhythm (for example).

jenna jameson says to practice by masturbating lots and pulling bac

I think this is part of the stop start method.

But anyway I'm not a bloke, I don't know much about this.

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

After 3 minutes??? I think you might have vaginal ADD!

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― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Hahah! Wot an odd idea. Speed pessary, anyone?

OK that was gross ;P

Maybe I exaggerated a little bit ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

I've actually had the opposite problem in the past. Where I just can *not* stoot it off.
It's hard to fake a man orgasm I tell you. And spitting on a girl's back is't going to fool anyone.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Well it wont fool ME now! ;)

I mean, uh...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

stoot=shoot, btw

xpost ha ha haa!
i'm going back to sleep now

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

Aww ;P Sleep well, drink some WATER! ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

and more zinc.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

I've never had a problem with this, ever. None of my friends have ever mentioned such problems either.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

Not to say that it's abnormal, just that it's not epidemic in my circles.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Er.. is this something guys discuss over drinks often, then?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Not to say that it's abnormal, just that it's not epidemic in my circles.
-- Andrew (n...), September 5th, 2005 3:03 PM. (enneff) (later) (link)

"CIRCLES"

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

yeah, that worried me, too.
maybe i'm like, so 19th century and shit, but i can't imagine a bunch of guys getting together and telling each other how shit they are in bed.
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― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

if you're close enough, i think it's not that weird telling your mate about it. asking for tips. why not?

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

'tips'

― N_RQ, Monday, 5 September 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

because i'm all 19th century and repressed, i guess.
do guys talk about sex a lot with other, then? i'm shit at being proper MALE, so i dunno.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

There is a very entertaining passage in Politics by Adam Thirlwell in which Satre and some other great thinkers discuss their staying power or rather lack therof to be more precise.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

i talk to my male friends about sex all the time.. it's funny though, we all seem to have 2 feet long penises

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

hee hee.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh, FOOT long ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Two feet and long penises.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

two feet, long [hair and] penises

― Ed (dali), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Never had a problem, personally.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 5 September 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

I've always thought there was a connection between my own playing and the frequency of my ejaculations; i.e. when I abstain I play better. The connection between performance and ejaculation seems to be common knowledge among athletes, but you rarely hear musicians talk about it. Miles Davis may be the only big name I've heard address this subject. He believes the connection is so strong that he could've beat up Muhammed Ali right after he came (I imagine he'd give him a few minutes to clean up first).

So my questions are: 1. do any of you feel the same effect that I do? 2. is there any literature out there or quotes from credible musicians that expounds on this?

Thanks!

― rotoboros, Friday, 5 November 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

and on the eight day, He created ILTMI, and all the boards did rejoice

― naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Friday, 5 November 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)

yay

― Gukbe, Friday, 5 November 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

I play till I'm about, then I abstain for a bit, then beat up ali for a while, think about this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFPLgGWMndc&feature=related

til the inspiration comes.

― fa fa fa fa fa (Zachary Taylor), Friday, 5 November 2010 07:49 (fifteen years ago)

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