The Saffron Burrows Conundrum.

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I love her. I. LOVE. HER. She is to split with Afro-Ken Mike Figgis and marry ME. The question is... how do I go about wooing her?

How have YOU successfully wooed your 'targets' in the past?

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

New answers

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one by one, he pulled leaves from the willow tree and let them drift along the river as he lay upon the bank while dreamily saying 'new answers'.

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Will. Before you try to woo her, have you seen Deep Blue Sea? Wing Commander? Watch, laugh at here impossibly slim acting talents and then get back to me (she is equally shit in both Time Code 2000 and that period thing Figgis did).

― Pete, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah Deep Blue Sea looks like the biggest pile of poo-ridden pants evah.

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Deep Blue Sea is a very, very funny movie. It is not - one thinks - supposed to be.

Saffron Burrows = Top Shark Brain Scientist. Tantamount to:

Denise Richards = Top Nuclear Physicist.

― Pete, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

who the hell is saffron burrows anyway? sounds like a geographical feature. Use the 20 second patented stare ...

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If she worked with a director that had the vaguest idea about light she would be one of the icons of our young century. Seriously. That face could work with light beautifully, but she wastes herself on silly blockbusters. She only seeks someone who understands her especially resonant beauty. I sense she is equally frustrated with the low-brow films she does, and yearns for change. A new man, that is. He is ME.

Doubt my extreme earnestness at your peril. It remains steadfast despite my third whisky truffle at work this mor

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ning

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the rum truffle clearly affected the wrong brain

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sorry, whisky truffles.

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, I've got to disagree Will, cheekbones which look like someone has rammed a coathanger under your skin does not make a good actress. In Enigma her bits were all shimmery, shiney lighting but she played what should have been a gossamer light role with a pair of Frankenstein boots.

― Pete, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's cool Pete, this means one fewer rival, and one fewer person to challenge to duels

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.the-numbers.com/images/people/SBURR.jpg

Now we can all play ...

― Jeff W, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that is a minging picture though!

― katie, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

she's not really that much of a dreamboat.

― Ronan, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ginger alert!

― Pete, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...uhhh... (not the best picture, though!)

― Will, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She was num num in 'Enigma'.

― DG, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought she was kind of tasty in that film where the screen was split in four... that was brilliant.

― DV, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mary mother of god, that is not a flattering picture.

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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