I fookin' HATE students! (even though I am one)

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Excuse me while I vent a little.....

I've always thought British students were arseholes but I've recently started a year's exchange at an American university and have quickly realised that my compatriats back home have NOTHING on this lot.

Every single representation portrayed in every single American college movie is accurate and not in any way, as I had always assumed, a grossly exaggerated series of stereotypes.

Maybe I shouldn't have been so naive to the realities of this undertaking but still.....

The social scene, such as it is, consists of standing around in someone's apartment/house/dorm, drinking as much as you can, as quickly as possible with, so it seems, the aim of inducing vomiting or unconsciousness.

Don't get me wrong, I like a drink as much as the next guy (assuming the next guy isn't Shane McGowan) but I prefer them to be sipped gently in a controlled and measured fashion, as a supplement to conversation. If drunkenness results, as it often does, then it's a happy consequence of an extended period of sweetly lubricated socialising. I'm 21 and English goddamnit but I feel about 40 compared to these creatures. The novelty of drinking wore off about five years ago, the rebellious side of it got tired about the same time.

I long for some real people.....

Venting finished. Thank you so much for your patience.

Upto11, Monday, 5 September 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

You will be welcome here:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=86

OMG it's ILX!, Monday, 5 September 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

you guys seem to be forgetting something: smug tarantino quoting

don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Monday, 5 September 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Don't worry, hating students is just part of being a student. In a few years you'll be able to look at them with the quietly self-satisfied patronisation common to all graduates.

The novelty of drinking wore off about five years ago

I pity you.

I Ain't No Addict, Whoever Heard of a Junkie as Old as Me? (noodle vague), Monday, 5 September 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Find other people to spend time with. If your school is too isolated for that, then you have a serious problem. (I don't see what's so great about getting drunk either, not that I don't enjoy it when I am.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Monday, 5 September 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

you guys seem to be forgetting something: smug tarantino quoting
-- don't be jerk, this is china (fe...), September 5th, 2005.

more like scarface am i rite choo fuckin cockaroach?

lololololololol, Monday, 5 September 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

No way, man. Swingers is where it's at, am I right, brah?

pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Monday, 5 September 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

It's all Clerks nowadays, surely?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 5 September 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

These movies came out when today's college students were like eight years old, though.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 5 September 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

The correct answer is Old School or Napoleon Dynamite.

internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 5 September 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

my upstairs neighbor is a student, and a gaggle of her friends stood outside my bedroom window (some sitting on the windowsills) the other night around 4am hooting and hollering.

getting angry and telling them off was one option, but i decided to leave them alone and just feel free to make more noise myself. everybody wins!

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 5 September 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

But... I saw some "documentary" on some weird american feed of sky news (it was like "here is what is going on in the uk" for idiots..) about british binge drinking! All the people in it looked just as bad as college kids here, with people screaming inarticulate gibberish, vomiting in the gutter, and falling over and breaking their ankles. If you want people to make intelligent conversation and not vomit on each other, you're going to have to find smarter friends, or more likely friends with a weird religious or antisocial bias that are more solitary.

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 5 September 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

i'm 19 and i consider college parties to be the loneliest places on earth. typically the music is too loud for anything but the most important fragments and you're too crowded to feel alive... it's quite isolating. most nights end with me staring wistfully at some softly lit school building or just yearning for these kids (i feel old here despite my age) not to hurt themselves. i always bring my collapsable headphones in my pocket along with the ipod when i go to the bars just to guarantee a good walk home.

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure some timid neighboring soul is losing terribly in your sonic war of attrition, hazel

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

"I'm 21 and English goddamnit but I feel about 40 compared to these creatures."

hahahaha i imagine you do.

im 22, and finishing my final semester at a big american public university. this week past, the first week of classes, really opened my eyes to something. its been said that the generation entering college in america right now is the most supervised generation in human history. after this week, id have to agree. ive never seen a bigger group of souless consumers in clever t-shirts and blonde streaked hair. these people watch Laguna Beach without cringing. now, this could be revisionist history on my part, but when i entered school in 2000, just six years ago, people were a little different. there was at least a glimmer of fight in the kids. now its all gone, its everyone for himself because I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT KID EVER! MY PARENTS KNEW IT AND SO DO I! IM GONNA BE SUCH A HUGE FUCKING SUCCESS! etc. etc.

the paradox is that individuality is their only collective thought, which renders them all about as interesting as grains of sand.

so, upto11, i feel your pain.

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

english exchange student, i hated my fellow classmates when i was your age, too - you need to get off campus and hang out with some TOWNIES!

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Is Laguna Beach that show on Mtv that looks like the OC or something but the acting is reality-TV amateurish? Maybe on purpose, I can't really tell?

pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

That thing's awful, whatever it is.

pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

yeah, its a reality show, like the real world, and it follows the lives of kids who just graduated from high school in the real Orange County (ie the real rich OC)

and people love the show and the characters, which baffles me, but not nearly as much as it should.

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

So it is a reality show? Okay. It's just about unwatchable, from what little I've seen of it. The people are just so boring. Or maybe I'm just old, who knows.

pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)


yeah, exactly! BORING. but what we have to realize is that the fan base is just as boring. its not just one of those "im too old to understand" kinda things.

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

i have some friends who watch this show "ironically". nothing else to be said.

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, some of those girls are "ironically" pretty cute, I'll admit.

pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

description of college parties upthread is so otm. college englisher, is the school you're at at least in a decent town? where i go to school there is naught but unpleasant 20-year-olds for company after six pm, i really do need to find townies to be BFFz with

k t (matchstick), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure some timid neighboring soul is losing terribly in your sonic war of attrition, hazel

hahaha, no, it's not like that. i mean, to begin with this house doesn't have any neighbors. it's on a tiny cul-de-sac and across the street is a day school. my thoughts were more along the lines of "well, if it's 3am and i feel like listening to an album or watching a movie, i'm going to go ahead and do it."

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone ever go to college/uni with the aim of like, actually LEARNING SHIT, enjoying studying it, etc? Never sounds like it.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

they call those 'mature age students'

jimmy glass (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

Or the poor bastards who live at home and commute every day.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

This is why I waited til I was 25 to do my Dip Arts in writing, I guess =) I really enjoyed it. And the only socialising we ever did was at the pub on Weds before our career lecture.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

(That Adam Richard guy was in me classes. He was a hoot).

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

There's nothing quite like the feeling you get when you realize that you can impress a college girl simply by acting smug and referencing 'popular cult' movies and television (Family Guy, Spinal Tap, Napoleon Dynamite etc). Ask her if she's heard of Nick Drake or something off of the Garden State soundtrack and you're in the bag. Of course it's not always that easy, but it works too much.

Cunga (Cunga), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

I don't go to learn or to socialise. Why do I go?

Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

US "college student" = AUS "high school student"/"TAFE student" anyway, doesnt it?

(only half joking here)

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

now, this could be revisionist history on my part, but when i entered school in 2000, just six years ago, people were a little different. there was at least a glimmer of fight in the kids.

I think we can safely say this is revisionist history. ;-) It's always been like that. I remember a bunch of students at my university swigging beer and doing pot. It was all about discovering freedom, being away from your parents. I was never really bothered at that age. Maybe I should've, I discovered it about five years later.

nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

now, this could be revisionist history on my part, but when i entered school in 2000, just six years ago, people were a little different. there was at least a glimmer of fight in the kids.

I think there is a bit of truth in that statement. Rising tuition fees, overprotective parents plus incredible amounts of pressure, beginning early in high school, have changed the nature of the average incoming undergraduate. I've got friends finishing up graduate/professional degrees who tell of 1st years with their entire life plans already figured out, and parents ready to throttle any professor or administrator who dares mess with said plan. Formerly raucous dormitories have been silenced and campus counsellors are nearly overwhelmed at exam time by 18 and 19 year old kids worried that doing poorly on their first ever mid-terms will keep them from getting into an MBA program after graduation.

The kids are most definitely not alright.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

now, this could be revisionist history on my part, but when i entered school in 2000, just six years ago, people were a little different. there was at least a glimmer of fight in the kids.

Students have been saying that since the dawn of time though.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure it comes as a surprise to exactly no one that America has problems with alcohol use, in particular, the legal drinking age vs. the going-away-to-college age. See, these happy birthdays aren't the same, which means frosh & sophs drink in secret instead of going to the bars like every other god fearin' alcoholist. Not to mention the appeal of the illicit blah blah which leads a lot of kids to overindulge, since they probably never had so much freedom before. Our Puritan cultural ancestry isn't helping in that department, either, since it leads to a whole bunch of mis-associations with drinking that just aren't supportable in the wider world -- we just don't have anything like a healthy drinking culture, for the most part.

Trayce, I do wonder if you're on to something, I think it's possible that kids' outlook wrt college has changed. But then, the value of a college education has changed -- it no longer guarantees you ANY job, much less a respectable position earning a living wage on which to raise a family. And a degree doesn't admit to you to any kind of intellectual elite like a classical education of old would have, because every idiot who could afford tuition has one. And god knows I've met college grads my own age who'd never learned to THINK, who couldn't follow a logical argument from point A to B.

In conclusion, I don't know what I'm saying, it's too early for me to be posting.

Laurel, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

take one drug, and by that I mean more than one

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

i agree with laurel, i agree with ronan. i agree with other people.

jeffrey (johnson), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

For me, college has become a place to sublimate all my melancholy and yearning with some sort of monastic serenity that comes a few times a day... it makes learning important to me (of course this is learning i do on my own time but of which is definitely inspired by the air of collegiate pensiveness i sit in, but much more likely that i project for myself) and wistfulness a sweet mistress; and i'm a cool guy! there's no reason for me not to be surrounded by all the coolest people!

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)

wut?

xcvbnm,, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

you're right... wut...

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

I have been told that Laguna Beach is like "televisual crack," so it's a little surprising to hear it described as boring.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

well there's so much televisual crack out there exhausting people these days that something as potent as Laguna Beach drains you before you even notice the initial boost

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

I'm based at an obscenely preppy campus outcrop of a fairly significant metropolitan area so the opportunities for extra-curricular real-world entertainment are fairly abundant which is a plus.

There aren't many of my type here so for fear of alienating myself from these people any more than i already have I shall refrain from identifying it (and therefore myself) any more specifically than that.

I'm glad y'all feel my pain.

Upto11 (uptoeleven), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

ts: american college like the o.c vs british uni like the young ones

secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone ever go to college/uni with the aim of like, actually LEARNING SHIT, enjoying studying it, etc?

Sure, I did, honestly. Plenty of that. A lot of people (bosses, friends of parents, etc.) will either look on this as quaint and eccentric, or kinda try too hard to find a way to justify a liberal arts degree as "useful" based on how much money I can make with it. whatevs..!

I feel like things have changed even in the past decade, when I was an undergrad at my liberal arts college it was generally kind of a weird, idealistic, free spirited sort of place.. I went back with some friends for an event there a few years after we'd graduated, and it was Friday night, the place was DEAD SILENT because a ton of people went home for the weekend, the campus had been all prettied up with some posh new buildings and a new student union that looked like a Barnes & Noble, and most of the students we did meet could've walked off the set of the O.C., it seemed. Kind of sad.

dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

exactly! i mean, you hear people like Bill O'Reilly complain about how there are liberal wackos filling college students heads with anti-American ideas, and i wonder, who exactly is he talking about?

not to say that all college students are future republican voters (even-though a great many of them are), its that, for the most part, political debate doesn't exist on my campus. its either too hard to contemplate, or it won't make you any money so why care?

and yes, dar1a, they are trying to make every building on campus look like a barnes and noble: perfect in that sort of we-can-easily-wash-you-away-if-we-have-to sort of way.

JD from CDepot, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

it surprises me how common it is among brits to hate on students(this is based purely on reading various message boards habited mainly by brits). it's so silly.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

exactly! i mean, you hear people like Bill O'Reilly complain about how there are liberal wackos filling college students heads with anti-American ideas, and i wonder, who exactly is he talking about?

Why, the professors, of course! Fortunately, though, now with No Child Left Behind: The College Years, they'll be too busy filling out evaluation forms to keep up with Chomsky...

pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

more laguna beach talk!

huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

it surprises me how common it is among brits to hate on everything it's so silly.
-- Lovelace (futilecrime...), September 6th, 2005.


british assholes, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/89/3384/640/Bolton_UN.jpg

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

i was gutted to realise, about a month or so in, that most people at my university were utter twats :(

emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Bolton's orbited by gold! much like the children of laguna beach! segueeeeees

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Why, the professors, of course!

Superficially in the sense that they almost all are political lefties, but in practice they are part of the most conservative institutional culture this side of the US military.. It's quite an experience trying to communicate with a Marxist professor who turns out to be more important than everyone and can't be bothered to acknowledge your existence.

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Can I fess up here? As a new lecturer, i hope i don't become one of those types. However, there are certain aspects of backstage academic life that give me a glimpse as to how some of them got that way.

Guymauve (Guymauve), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

can you elaborate on those, guymauve? if for no other reason than my looking to follow a similar path.

Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

what types are you talking about, Guymauve?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Or the poor bastards who live at home and commute every day.

HI DERE. But I do live about a 10 minutes drive from campus. Problem is so does EVERYONE ELSE and thus there are about 12 parking spaces for about 20,000 commuters.

internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

ride one bike

robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
laguna beach is incredible.

algorhythm (algorhythm), Thursday, 15 December 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

Getting drunk is the point, so why do people always disapprove of "the drunk guy?" If you don't want to get drunk, sip on milk.

¿Que?, Thursday, 15 December 2005 07:20 (twenty years ago)


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