ARE THE POKER CLAN "ROCKS N RINGS" THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN HISTORY???

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

No.

― andy --, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

I BET ANDY IS A BUDGET BOY

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

DUDE THAT WAS TOTALLY A 1.3 ZING!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

NOW ARE THERE ANY PLUCKWORTHY HONEYS IN THE HOUSE?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

HAHA YOU'RE SO TOTALLY ON POINT DUDE. WHERE ARE THE BABYS?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.magicantonio.com/images/rocks-rings_08.jpg

PARTAY!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

HELL YEAH DUDE! LET'S PICK UP SOME PLUCKWORTHY HONEYS AND WATCH THE MATRIX AND H!O!T!W!I!R!E!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

DUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? TOP 40 MUSIC. I PREFER EMINEM AND P DIDDY.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Does this thread count as poker spam?

DON'T BE AFRAID TO LOOK BAD

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

DON'T BE AFRAID TO LOOK BALD

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

"TURBO SHOPPING. Buying clothing under the gun, where money is no object and second-guessing is not allowed"

please be joking.

twats.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, Antonio Esfandiari is the "Mathlete/Badass MC" guy from Mean Girls!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

I can’t believe that people like this….. oh hold on, I’ve gotta take this bite.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what some one like TJ Cloutier or Doyle Brunson things of these fuckwads.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

*thinks*

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

LOL HATAHZ
#3
http://www.livejournal.com/users/groanblog/2005/06/01/

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they should change their philosophy from “Eudamonism” to the more aptly named “Parishiltonism”. Retards.

GENIUS

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Once inside, don't expect to see members of Rocks and Rings "running laps to the bar like the proletariat." No, they'll be set up at their own private table, anchored by bottles of top-shelf booze, drawing pluckworthy honeys like moths to the proverbial flame.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Movies___________________Matrix, Casino, Scarface / Ishtar, Beaches, Sleepless in Seattle

Sleepless in Seattle???

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

SO WHAT SHALL THE ILX CLAN BE CLALED?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

“Parishiltonists”

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm gonna be the Executive Chairman Of Ill-Advised All-Ins

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

That was in the non-pluckworthy category, n-g.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

rockist baiting?

― Aaron A, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

GENIUS

Ken "F" C, Minister of Pluckworthy Affairs

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

some people often ask what the "F" stands for. Well, honey, if you have to ask, you never hotwired.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

ALRIGHT CLAN MEMBAHS!

http://parishiltonists.blogspot.com/
username: Parishiltonists
password: hotwire
(of course!)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

haha I don't know why but I thought this thread was going to be about cock rings

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

btw cock rings >>>>>>>>>>>>> rocks n rings

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Hahah Nickalish is winnar!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

haha I don't know why but I thought this thread was going to be about cock rings

Presumably you thought the thread starter was Scooby Doo

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

still no contribs to the parishiltonists blog! i want to see a parishiltonisms glossary by lunchtime!

pH5: shorthand for the "parishiltonists 5" (3 members yet unnamed)

10+1: Homeage to the $10+1 tournament that Ken "F" C won once on PartyPoker.com, now a ph5 seal of approval "Dude, this chick is 10+1"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

Antonio Esfandiari
Koosh Mohajeri
Jeff Christina
Khash Chamlou
Tony Licari
Monin Martin

Uhh why are you gullibles taking the site seriously? Those are all members of Godspeed You Black Emperor.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

No wait I screwed up that's Interpol

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

The interpol are all members of Godspeed You Black Emperor??!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 09:54 (twenty years ago)

But anyway we should start using those names on the internet, but create personas with completely different locations and jobs, so the real guys don't suspect anything, they just think there's another Antonio Esfandiari who lives in Edmonton and is an easygoing, funny organizer of a respected western canadian hard trance DJ pool.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

He loves the outdoors when he's not hitting the party scene, and despite what you may expect from his style on da decks, he brings an acoustic guitar everywhere he goes. But it's not all camping and BBQs for him - when night falls, his passion for street racing calls.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

i prefer the rock & ring dude more. this dude sounds a bit like a hippy

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

What's next for this new-age urban warrior in his search for the hottest beat, the coolest partyy, and the perfect thrill? Sunglasses.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

tie dyed tshirts maybe

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, he takes jokes like that in stride these days. In reality, his fashion sense is not as colorful as you would expect! He likes muted, "grown up" colors in his everyday duds, he sheepishly admits. In fact, he gets all the "trippy red and purple colors" he needs at home, when he beats his girlfriend Briann to a pulp over absolutely nothing!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

Haha his girlfriend is called "Brian"

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

still no contribs!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

You may want to refresh your browser....

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

10+1 contrib dude!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

WE NEED TO RECRUIT NEW MEMBERS.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

NO SHIT. LET'S DO IT UNDER THE GUN. NO SECOND GUESSES ALLOWED.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

WE NEED CELEBRITY GLAMOUR, OR "CELGLA" AS THE PH5 CALL IT. I SUGGEST LEROY LITA.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

IN TRIBUTE TO COCKRING Antonio Esfandiari USING AN ITALIAN FIRST NAME DESPITE REALLY BEING CALLED AMIR, I DEMAND TO BE REFERRED TO AS RAGHAV PASSANTINO.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

HAHA AWESOME. ADD TO THE LIST ON BLOGSPOT! WE ALREADY HAVE PARIS HILTON AS AN HONOURARY MEMBER TOO.

XPOST!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

From the Ask Antonio section:

Dear Antonio,

My girlfriend keeps trying to pick up the check when we go out to dinner. It's not like I can't afford to buy her a meal -- I wouldn't take her out if I didn't want to pay -- but she's got some "politically correct" notion that I'm objectifying her femininity or something. How can I make her see light of day?

Check-hers

Dear Check-hers,

I'm with you all the way on this one. Women who think men shouldn't pick up the check are missing the whole point of dating: We want to treat you like a lady, doll. That's why we asked you out in the first place. Tell it like it is, Check-hers: Her money's no good here. If she feels that strongly about it, she can always make you a deal: You'll buy this meal, and she can cook the next one. breakfast!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 8 September 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

this man is smooth!

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 11 September 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Last night, Ken "F" C, minister of Pluckworthy Affairs, won his first IRL real money 9 men sit and go single table tournament and took home a sweet sweet £40. the ph+Ms were just no match.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:27 (twenty years ago)

And his underling, Mark "L" Bee, totally plucked 2nd place and an ON POINT £20!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 21 October 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

What kind of poker do you dudes play

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:06 (twenty years ago)

texas rattlesnake river hold'em poker

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)

It's ken. Obviously strip poker.

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

it's bukkake poker actually

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

ew!!

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

hahahahahhahah antonio was on william hill poker grand prix on sky sports 3 last night and he sucked!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Burned!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

PWKERD!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:35 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

The lead douchebag was on NBC's poker show today.

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 4 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

1.3 pokering!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 4 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

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