One reason to say yes to lap dancing...

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One reason to say yes to lap dancing...
Fri Sep 2, 2005 06:59 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - An angry San Diego topless dancer pulled out a knife and stabbed a customer after he refused a lap dance, police said on Thursday.

Lawanda Dixon, 24, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon shortly after the altercation with 33-year-old Melik Jordan at the Dream Girls Cabaret early on Wednesday, San Diego police Det. Gary Hassen said.

"He was in the club with some friends watching the shows when she came up and asked if he wanted a lap dance," Hassen said. "He said no, she got upset about it, they argued back and forth. She pulled knife out of her bag and stabbed him."

Dixon was taken into custody and police found methamphetamine in a small metal container in Dixon's bag, Hassen said, adding that she may face drug charges. Officers also confiscated a small folding knife.

Jordan was treated for his injuries and released by a local hospital.

Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

One reason to say feh to methamphetamines?

Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1475722/posts

Dumbfounded, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Jordan was treated for his injuries and released by a local hospital.

Cleft and Cloven are expected to return to the studio within the next two weeks.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

This could have been me! I probably would have said "no" to the lapdance as well!

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Ugggh! Lapdances are vile, somehow.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

I have "received" table dances in San Diego, but not lap dances. I didn't see anywhere the young women would have kept their knives, but one never knows.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Dumbfounded (Dumbfounded@gmale.com), September 6th, 2005 4:23 PM. (later)

Back to Free Republic with you, then!

Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Lapdances are not necessarily vile.

that's all i'm sayin' ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

I could go a lapdance right now to be honest.

moley, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, Je4nne. They always seem sordid and make me sadder than they make me aroused, but that's just me.

M.White logged out, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

So am I the only one assuming this guy presented overly specific reasons for not wanting this lapdance, and am I the only one amusing himself by imagining exactly what those reasons were? (I.e., "OPO: Things you could say to a stripper that would piss her off badly enough to stab you.")

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

I got a fairly 10 minute good neck/shoulder massage at a club in Tiajuana last year. She only wanted $1 but I gave her $3.

andy --, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

nabisco has to be right, surely.

moley, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

So, uh, I'm here to give out lapdances. Who's first?

Skanky Hookah, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

OPO: Things you could say to a stripper that would piss her off badly enough to stab you.

on my bachelor party, i told one stripper/lapdancer that she really just didn't seem too into it. she got pretty upset. she tried to tell me she had a cold.

but i also got a free t-bone steak because i got 5 lapdances at the same time. (one of the girls slapped me for fun right before she did a summersault into my lap). i had already eaten, so i told them i didnt' want the steak. they gave me an icecream sundae. i ended up feeding the sundae to the girls on the stage.

JAXON (jaxon), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

No you aren't, nabisco.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)


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