Help me come up with a pneumonic device

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One of my teachers is terrible with names, and is making everyone come up with a pneumonic device to help remember their name.

Example -

Grizzly Blair for Mr. Blair
Stupid Stephanie

etc.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever been assigned, but I can't think of anything for my name (Christian).

Anyone have any suggestions? I don't care how stupid it is, as you can tell this is a ridiculously stupid assignment.

― late, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

mnemonic

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

a pneumatic device?

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/plague/factsheet.asp

― 00, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway i thought a mnemonic device was "every good boy deserves fudge" (i.e. each word representing a letter).

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Confused Christian

― President Busch (dr g), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.suspectdevice.net/images/suspect_index.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway i thought a mnemonic device was "every good boy deserves fudge" (i.e. each word representing a letter).

that is but one kind of mnemonic device, there are many. choose wisely.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i wonder if this is his english teacher

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe something to do with hans christian anderson?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

help me come up with a pneumonia device.. so i can rule the world

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DIWHG.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eastjeffersonparish.com/travel/PASS/SIGN.JPG

Especially useful when your teacher is handing out grades.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

those guys got wiped out, right?

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It's why I thought of it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That city is actually pronounced by locals "Pass Christ-eye-ANN"

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, we know

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Then it won't do little Christian any good with having something that sounds like his name, will it?

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"little christian"

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

sister christian now the time has come...

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do you need help remembering your name?

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

leaves of three, leave them be.
leaves of four, smoke some more!

(to avoid getting poison ivy/oak while looking for a secluded, private place in the woods to wax it)

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

not helpful for your original problem, i realize.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Fist me one Christian

― moley (moley), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

unholy moley

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

What about Christian Name?

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway i thought a mnemonic device was "every good boy deserves fudge" (i.e. each word representing a letter).
that is but one kind of mnemonic device, there are many. choose wisely.

For example, my two stupidest mnemonic devices are Johnny Mnemonic (starring Keanu Reeves) to remember the spelling and meaning of "mnemonic" (Christ, a meta-mnemonic device) & those mountain dew commercials from the earlier 90s: "get vertical, get vertical, with the power of de-ew!" to learn vertical from horizontal

― emilys, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

to remember whether P or O comes first in the alphabet, i think of naughty by nature. OPP. Other comes before People's (and/or Pussy).

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

if you ride valiantly into your classroom tomorrow on a white steed, and heroically slay the class scoundrel, writing your name with his blood on the slate, mr. blair will NEVER forget it.

― petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

mnemonic devices and pneumonic devices????

― brenda, Thursday, 26 April 2007 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

Mnemonic breasts

― Tom D., Thursday, 26 April 2007 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

Help me come up with a demonic device, I need this evil spirits out of my head...

― Tuomas, Thursday, 26 April 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

bubonic devices

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

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