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What do you want to do?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 September 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom in the boom boom.

― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Friday, 9 September 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

this thread title is singing 'i want to throw up' to queen's 'i want to break free'

― gem (trisk), Friday, 9 September 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm starting to think a large section of young males on ILX have serious brain damage or OCD. They get all weirded out at one mention of period blood haha! They must have no sisters or female friends.

Hey guys - CLOTTY GUSHING MENSES IN A TAMPON. Eat it up, yum.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

yeah i've never really been weirded out by menstruation. i don't know why guys are weird about it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm starting to think a large section of young males on ILX have serious brain damage or OCD.

what took you so long?

― i discuss menstruation with my sister all the time, Friday, 9 September 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

I do not personally find menstruation weird - but the eating part Trayce threw in there kind of gives me the wrongs.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 9 September 2005 05:56 (twenty years ago)

it gives me the giggles

― gem (trisk), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry Trayce but that is gross.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

That was the idea! =)

(its too easy, gawd).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

http://pike.extension.psu.edu/Family/ToddlerTopics/2001/images/GirlEatingJelly.gif

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

haha

i'm also thinking of that young ones episode with rik and the 'mousie'

― gem (trisk), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

After finding chunks the size of large ladybugs on my gory dick, I have given up on period sex.

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

wuss

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

I was never into it to start with for that reason Jon, heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Thank you all for your edifying posts about uterine lining.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

I am opposed to gore dick aswell. Damn opposed.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

How do you expect to get your red wings if you can't handle the monthly? Eh?

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 September 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/04_Hockey_Composites/Images/04RedWings.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 9 September 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

Ah fuck it, now my first post MAKES NO SENSE, stupid mod edit, oh well.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

i don't have a problem with the look of it ( kinda reminds me of chopped liver), but the smell.....ew!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 9 September 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

is it that hard for you to make distinction between getting "weirded out at one mention of period blood" and getting weirded out by nutcases who say things like "looks like it's gonna be a gusher!" about their period on the internet?

― RSS STYLE SHEET, Friday, 9 September 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

Women get periods. Every month. It happens. It is part of life for half the human race. How is it "being a nutcase" to mention it on a thread - where men routinely talk about morning wood and erections - on which people discuss every aspect of our lives (including medical detail) in casual passing?

What is nutty to me is people who are SO DISTURBED by a passing mention of OH GOD NO A PERIOD and so obsessed with the poster who mentioned it that they have to bring it up constantly on other threads.

I mean, thanks. You're making me feel really famous. Carry on talking about me as much as you like - but please do it under your own name, not mine? K, thanks, Bye.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 9 September 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

That gusher comment WAS the "one mention" I er, mentioned, duh. And yes, I think it is hilarious that some guys, as Kate says, think thats funny/nutty/wrong but you blokes go on about erections and ass sex and beer shits.

As a female I get great pleasure in being thoroughly disgusting about menstruation, on purpose. I loved it when the chick from L7 pulled out her tampon and threw it at the audience. Ha.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

There's a time and a place to talk (disgusting and graphic or not) about menstration. I mean, I wouldn't exactly stand up in a board meeting and announce I HAVE MY PERIOD though if I was sitting about with my colleagues at our desks, I might say "ugh, I've got cramps, period, blah" and laugh about it no differently than if I said I had a stomach ache or indigestion.

However, I think so much of this adolescent nonsense such as above derives from people feeling it's a taboo subject. Adolescents and those of the same mindset will always be childish about certain things - anything to do with body functions or sex - menstration being one of them. The more we normalise talk about periods, the less it will seem as something "nutty" to talk about in a comfortable social setting. I hope.

Hence why I will continue to joke about "it's gonna be a gusher" in the company of my friends on HUGGLEZ type threads.

What I obected to, and the reason for removal was the identity spoofing. That is out of order no matter what the topic and subject to immediate deletion.

Anyway, FYI, anonymous (and you can quote this on your noise board and smoke it) it isn't gusher. It's more a seeper. Which is the worst kind, as at least gushers are over quickly. Seepers go on and on.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 9 September 2005 10:25 (twenty years ago)

I dunno its pretty crappy when you wake up in the night and your jammies and sheets are stained and ick ick...

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

It's not crappy. It's BLOODY!!! heh. Sorry.

What I really hate is when you turn over in your sleep after being in one position for too long and get a full-on gush and the wetness wakes you up but it's too late to run to the loo before it goes everywhere. Ugh.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

OMG do you ever get dreams when you first go on the rag that you're bleeding everywhere? I do, and in the dreams Im trying to find the ladies and all I can ever find is skanky schoolesque dirty loo blocks with broken doors, and no relief is in sight argh i'm gonna die!

... or is that just me :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

No, I only get broken locked loo dreams when I really really need a wee but can't be bothered to wake up. :-)

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

The first few days of the Rag I get TEH SEXXX!! dreams - usually a cue I'm going to come on when I get the raging horn. Goes away as soon as I start bleeding, though.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hiddendvdeastereggs.com/dvdimages1.fdr/33700.jpg

― TOMBOT, Friday, 9 September 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

lmao @ tombot's email address there.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

i dunno man this shit is like reading stereo instructions to me. how could anybody possibly get grossed out by it, i dunno.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

At junior school, we were asked "do you think boys should learn about periods?", (after they'd already told us about them!) and I put up my hand and said "no".

All I want is for things to take a turn for the better.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Well, I am grossed out by it.

I'm going to date post-menopausal women.

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

I just don't like to think about blood, like ever. It's not a gender thing.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

You think we do? Gah! Its 'orrible.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

I wanna be desexed or sommat.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

I love the way that women in old movies are always portrayed as "fainting at the sight of blood" like we don't see copious amounts of it every bloody month.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die

― Mr. Garrison, Friday, 9 September 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

i am reminded of dave foley's monologue on KITH re menstruation. i just can't remember a word of it.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

the only part you need to remember is "I have a good attitude towards menstruation!"

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Hi, my name's Dave Foley, and, uh, something you might not know about me is that .. I have a good attitude towards menstruation. That's right, I'm the guy! The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation!

Oh, I know a lot of men are made uncomfortable by this monthly miracle. But not me. No, I embrace it. Embrace it the way the way some men embrace the weekend! Why I anticipate it the way a child anticipates Christmas!

Did you know that, uh, in alot of native Indian cultures, menstruating woman were forced to leave the village, less they're *powerful* magic should overwhelm the Shaman? If I were Shaman, I wouldn't be so competitive. I'd be more open and giving. I'd be a shaman with... a good attitude towards menstruation!

'Cause after all, what is it? a cluster of blood vessels, awaiting a fertilized egg. Providing a safe warm place for that egg to grow. And if a life does not occur, the whole thing is flushed away, and the cycle begins again. Now is that anything to be ashamed of or disgusted by? No, this is the nesting stuff of humanity!

That's why the woman I shall love will be able to menstruate as fully and freely as she desires. Even if her monthly flow should build in intensity to a raging rust coloured torrent! An unbridled river of life giving blood flowing from between her legs! An awesome cataract plunging off the edge of our couch. I wouldn't be fazed! No, no, even if coureur de bois would come up stream, battling the rapids, and singing a 'jaunty song'! I would take no offense, rather I would ford across that mighty womanly river, and fetch herbal tea and Pamprin. And then I would mop her brow and admire her fecundity. For I...Have A Good Attitude....Towards MENSTRUATION!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 9 September 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

I am unafraid of l'eau rouge!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: rust-coloured torrent not included. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Dave Foley is awesome.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

less so on Celebrity Poker Showdown, sadly

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I meant to add that my comment should be read in the style of a pompous French aristocrat exiled from the country by Napoleon. Vive le roi!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: rust-coloured torrent not included. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Are you sure that you meant to add that?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Hence why I will continue to joke about "it's gonna be a gusher" in the company of my friends on HUGGLEZ type threads.

It's not supposed to be a fucking 'hugglez' thread! Never was! Also, please keep your blood clots in your pants and out of my breakfast (which is what I happened to be eating when I read that charming entry). No, there is nothing wrong with periods, yes, women get them, yes, sometimes they're heavier than others BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYONE ELSE NEEDS OR WANTS TO KNOW. Sure, we all say stuff like that TO OUR IRL FRIENDS, but I just don't think posting about it on a freakin message board is especially the way to go.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Also, please keep your blood clots in your pants and out of my breakfast

One of the greatest things ever written.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Also, please keep your blood clots in your pants and out of my breakfast

For some reason I thought I would go my entire life without ever, ever, ever reading this sentence (or one similar). Foolish me.

(XPOST)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm so sorry, Dan.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha it's okay, I was searching the archives for my infamous "period cup" picture but my search got nixed due to server backups.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Very Special K!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

http://graphics.ink19.com/columns/shelflife/specialKRedBerries.jpeg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Are you sure that you meant to add that?
Well, no, not really, but that's how I read it in mind. I've been watching those A&E Horatio Hornblower episodes a lot lately.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh I just grossed myself out.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

ha! that is too perfect, luna.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

so orbit, have you thrown up yet?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

"red berries"

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

TOMBOT -- now I want a giant judge's wig made out of tampons. Thank you for renewing my interest in arts and crafts.

― The Honorable Super-Plus Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

i didn't read ths whole thread but fuck all y'all that imply that because i called kate gross means im mentally ill and can't handle the discussion of aunt flow. i love blood and periods and all that stuff. i got my fuckin red wings. i love taking poos too but i dont feel the need to post about what a huge deuce i have to drop right now BECAUSE I REALIZE THAT "HEY! PEOPLE PROLLY DONT WANNA READ THAT!" theres only so much name dropping, whining about no one commenting on your picture, attention whoring and telling the world about gushing i can take on one thread before i say THAT IS ANNOYING AND GROSS.

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

I feel it's important to note that getting weirded out by menstruation is one thing. Getting terrorized by it is another...

The following is a post of mine from this thread:

I used to work at McDonald's and occasionally, at the end of a day, I would have to clean the washrooms. I learnt to fear these days for I knew there was a good chance I was going to see something so awful, so horrible that it would shake the very foundations of reality as I understood it. Disturbing scenes that I had not been exposed to since the last time I had to work that awful shift. Stalls that looked like amateur abortions were being performed by escaped mental patients. Hair and tampons stuck the mirrors like some kind of shrine to some obscure, twisted god. And after these demented individuals were through defiling the facilities it was up to me, tears streaming down my face, to clean these abominations

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 9 September 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

getting weirded out by menstruation is one thing. Getting terrorized by it is another..

This is totally making me giggle. (May or may not be because I'm high). But yeah, otmfcuayynb money.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 September 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

otmfcuayynb?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

GROUPIE GUSHER

― amon (eman), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

i fucken hate both these BITCHES who talk about fucken their cunts bleeding all over this fucken website like stupid LESBIAN RUG MUNCHING BITCHEs fucking GROUPIE BITCHES you disgust me

― NOISE DUDE, Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

YEAH GO PUT A FUCKEN TAMPON UP YOUR ASS TILL IT COMES OUT OF YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR BLOODY PERIOSD STAIN SO YOU CAN SMELL THAT SHIT BITCH

― NOISE DUDE, Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Garu G ?

― amon (eman), Saturday, 10 September 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

he's no noise dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 10 September 2005 04:04 (twenty years ago)

How come posting about ass sex and poo poo is acceptable and saying I've got a gusher isn't. How come someone can post on the hugglez thread about their erection and that's fine? What does it all mean?

― Naca (Naca), Saturday, 10 September 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

who really cares?

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 10 September 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

y'all frighten me with this wild discussion about something so normal.

And com'mon ladies, somebody out there fess up to "that time o' the month being THE most horn-dawg of the entire month?!? I know it ain't jus' me. Have talked it over with more than a few friends who agree. It's crazy! Messy, hell ya, but that's what the shower is for!

Eeeeewwww groooooose, yes, but in a good, "it was Sooooo hot, never had it like that, ewww disgusting let's never discuss this most amazing s3x we ever had, so get over it then" way.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 10 September 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

yikes I sond like dial a porn or something. Maybe the mods want to edit that.... kinda yeechy.

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 10 September 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

Well, I never did throw up. Now I want to throw up, symbolically, existentially-- The vomit of ILE, fed by the momma bird to the waiting baby birds, their own regurgitated bile.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 10 September 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

Orbit, have you become John Boy?

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 10 September 2005 09:11 (twenty years ago)

who really cares?

-- hstencil (hstenc!l@N

otm.

ok now I'm going to go and have a dump. Or was it a wank. Oh, no, sorry, I have to go & do some work :(

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 September 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

IT'S NOT THE FUCKING HUGGLEZ THREAD.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 10 September 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

haha! accentmonkey

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

I skip periods. they're boring and suck.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 September 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 September 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-364.vo.llnwd.net/00009/46/36/9066364_l.JPG

― :green acres theme: (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 11 September 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

gross. old lady beard.

― wikichecker, Sunday, 11 September 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

i just threw up on the side of the highway on the way to work this morning - this thread feels like home.

― Josh Love (screamapillar), Sunday, 11 September 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)

OK, thanks, Luna. You win. I will never darken your thread again, so don't worry about it.

― Luminiferous Aether (kate), Sunday, 11 September 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Now I want to throw up.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 11 September 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Don't puke on your keyboard. No one will want to work on it.
I was forbidden, by young males of the household, from putting a "do not flush tampons" sign in our bathroom, even though we had to pay $1200 to get the septic tank pump fixed because tampon strings got all tangled in it.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 11 September 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

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