ROIGHT YOU POOFY PONCES ERE'S OW I'M CELEBRATIN ME XCHRISMASS first on xmasschrit eve like I'm goin aht yeah with me new bird Shorran she not fake fickle bint loik my three previous slapper woives n that she got good measurements an she make the roast pie for ver kids as well she might otherwise she gets steelblade rolling pin through the bonce innit and anyway we is goin to Arvestah Restrunt to get our pie n mash cos thats loik Lahndan chrisymus innit yeh propa grub an then I cue up for the karioky sing you lost that lahvin feelin wot I said to Sharon when she pissed off through the second floor winda couldn't believe it but anyways REAL MUSIC CHAS N DAVE GAHN DAHN TO MARGATE WIV ALL ME FAIRMLY not yer poofy ponce indy shit you saddos all lissen to in your crapy bedshits star spirit sailor stroke all s and you know wot S STAHND FOR SHIT innit but that Roby William he good geezer hes only good indy act e pays is respects to ver Guvnor swing tunes proper old songs wot yer mum and dad sang at the Palais Locarno before you woz born yeh an then watching Jim Davidson carvin me turkey altho Shorran be carvin it coz its er bird missus job es a laff but shoodnt have got rid of that Melanie cor blimey big lass sent her card tellin er me birthday so she could come and gimme the bumps omigod need the Jif spray and thick pine bleach anyways jim davieson es a laff and they got rid of noel emmuns disgrace coz he isnt po li ti cal ly cor rect an anyway gonna get pizzd an wotch estendahs iz vicky still in it and then lay some paving stones on the boxin day dont know why they call it boxing day aint never get no boxin on telly tyson lewis alan minter ver boys and thats my chrxmas oh yeah and watch Freddi Star graitest comedin in worl e dahs good achy breaky ert wiv wulpackas jamie olivah is fake public shool poofy ponce so that's PROPA CRHISTMAS dahn the bookies n that so new year only for jock shit donal wear my trousers pervy poofy ponces them scotts fuck off back to antartic ROIGHT THAT'S REEL XMAZ HEYYYYYYYY BABAHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAHHHH THERESHEGOJUSTAWOHKINDAHNASTRYT singin
― Chingford Tor Ascender, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
marcello phone me in the new yr when you're
back; season's whatevah and take care of
yrself
― mark s, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
OI! Chinnng-forrd! Washish baht yaw missis carvin the turkuy? You
gone fanny, r'samink? Soft in the ead? Turned into a wooftah, ave ya?
Bladdy carvin the turkuy? Blokes job innit? Tradishnul n'at, carvin
the fakkin TURkuy issa
maaaaaaaanz role ah chrizmuz. Guz dahn
the pab as a few ales wi the lahhds wi the boys. Free a clok, cams
ome, dinnah on the taybul, lavlee, pull a crakah - gorru ent ya?
Tradishnul - wallop, paper at on the ead, out comes the turkuy -
lookathat! Beyooooifuw! - big fockoff carvin nife, szhum! Cuts like
battah it duz laaav-leee, mah mum gets served first - lav me mum to
bits see - feehhmlee rahnd the table, s'tradishnul innit? Sprahhts?
Fokoff fokkin sprahhts fakkin disgastin. Qwuyyns speech, gorru watch
the Qwuyyn ah chrizmuz, I mean, blahddey ell gaw bless ah n'all that,
Qwuyyn mam? Fakkin duymond that gewl, gorrus frew the blitz she did,
shiz a DUYYMUND she iz, 'andrud years awld n'all gaw bless ah. No
respect today see, don't get that no more, not like in
RonnieanReggiiz day only killed their awn they did lavlee boys gawd
rest em them wure tha dayyz, singsong rahnd the ol joanna OI! ave a
banana!
― Purley King, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)