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E-Z one-step guide to keep people on the internet from seeing you naked

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Step 1: do not upload nude pictures to the internet

― that is all, Friday, 9 September 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

2. do not have a webcam and thus avoid chance of leaving it on at inappropriate moments

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, shit, you said one-step

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

the only fool proof one-step guide is to never be naked at all

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

this is what I've been doing wrong, all these years. I feel so stupid now.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wvah.com/programs/arresteddevelopment/davidcross.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 9 September 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

actually there is another fool proof one step guide which is to destroy the internet. but that's too late now.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

internet

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

correct

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what is this? spelling bee or something?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That thar intern et his brekfuss at the Einsteen Brudders Baygle Shop.

― Al Capp (nabisco), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

He's gonna get you
The incredible new shmoo

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i would go out tonight, but i haven't got a stitch to wear

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Nudist.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone who discussed clothes from a tunnel-vision point of view of the naked body?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 9 September 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)


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