Also, funny how half the army guys were riflemen who always had bayonet permanently bent.
my fave army guys: the minesweeper, and the bazooka guy.
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)
I like the grenadiers though too.
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)
― Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)
― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)
I'm so thankful Nintendo came along and took care of this sort of behaviour.
― melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)
― Old School (sexyDancer), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)
I never got into that, but then again I'm afraid of lighting fires. I also never had any green army men -- my only exposure to them was the obligatory box of toys in kindergarten.
― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)
― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)
This really takes me back, my friend from up the road would come over and we'd play "army" in my front garden. It'd mainly involve setting up all the troops and then, I er, can't remember, we only seemed to spend ages setting things up.
http://www.thortrains.net/armymen/newpic04/mar54x2.html
Woah! Check out the guy getting shot!
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)
michigan thing, too. thus the name of the detroit band, "the Dirtbombs"
also, what were those little boxes of super-realistic army guys, the ones that you'd find in hobby shops? they have boxes for NVA regulars, various Wellington/Napoleanic forces, U.S. WWII Paratroopers, 1960's-era U.S. Navy Seals, etc
and each of them was only about an inch tall, a better scale for when you wanna lay out an entire battlefield on only your mom's folding card table.
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)
For example, the discovery of fireworks. "Look out! The Ewok Village is on fire!"
Or! New BBGun vs various action figures("lookout, Captain Power! There goes your head!")
all facets of life in the middle-class american suburbs.
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)
― oops (Oops), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)
― pappawheelie II, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)
Also, I think they are dud as no one ever let me play with them (the reasoning being that they were BOY'S TOYS and I had the obvious misfortune to be a girl), but I bet if I'd been allowed to play, too, I'd think they were classic.
Bastard boys.
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)
also, teach him to shoot at them with rubber bands.
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)
When home sick from school, I'd ask my mother to buy me a large bag of plain m&ms. I can remember pouring them all on the bed and sorting them. Brown were the Germans. (The most plentiful) Tan were Italians. The allies were; yellow - Americans (almost as many as brown); red - Brits; green - French. A handful would get tossed into battle at a time. Death was represented by eating them without looking at colors. Brown usually won out. Weird kid, I'll admit.
― jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)
army men used to their full potential
― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 10 September 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/P1010005.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/P1010013.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/P1010011.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/P1010001.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/P1010002.jpg
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 September 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)
― Wiggy (Wiggy), Saturday, 10 September 2005 05:01 (twenty years ago)
I only played with them when forced to by this one friend of mine. I found it really boring. He was deep into GI Joe, which I didn't see the allure of, either. Though he did have the huge fighter jet with the wings that pulled back and working landing gear. That was pretty radical.
― oops (Oops), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)
― oops (Oops), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 10 September 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)
― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 10 September 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)
― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 10 September 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)
army men used to their full potential (pt 2, 3 & 4)
― g-kit (g-kit), Saturday, 10 September 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 September 2005 11:02 (twenty years ago)
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)
― hold tight the private caller (mwah), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 10 September 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)
― JKex (JKex), Saturday, 10 September 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)
with regard to scale, if i remember correctly the vehicles, even my C-130s, that accompanied the green plastic men were always a bit small.
― Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Saturday, 10 September 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)
― Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Saturday, 10 September 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 10 September 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)
Battle Tactics for Plastic Soldiers
from this overloading site
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)
Just as in normal army men play, the greatest joy was in setting up the theatre of battle (second only to arguing about the rules).
― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.mouthswideopen.org/armymen.shtml
Adding little tags attached to an army man with a yellow ribbon, saying "BRING ME HOME", and putting the army men in various places around town
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)
― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)
whereas this is some sorta Wonder Showzen thing. "Delicious militarism!"
holy shit
http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/70_3279.jpg?resize(250x250)HUMVEE PIÑATA!
http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/70_3150.jpg?resize(250x250) http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/70_3173.jpg?resize(250x250)http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/70_29201.jpg?resize(250x250)
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)
― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)
OH MAN, now i'm remembering the parachute and foam-board hangglider GI Joe guys
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)
http://joes.propadeutic.com/index.html
yeah, Falcon Gliders. That's what they were called.
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)
i'd forgotten about the bagpipes.
― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
― AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)
half the fun of these guys are their disposability to landmine, magnifying glass, the deadly hairspray/lighter flamethrower platoons, etc
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)
I have no doubt that this would hold true for all of us.
― jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.minifigs.com/catalog/images/12mm/WW2/GR/12020017.jpg
Or one of these and re-enact scenes from James Garner's epic battle against that no good Sheriff G.D. Spradlin
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 26 June 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.plasticsoldierreview.com/
http://www.plasticsoldierreview.com/PeriodWorldWar2.html
Underground Resistance!
http://www.plasticsoldierreview.com/SetScans/CAEH006b.JPG
http://www.plasticsoldierreview.com/SetScans/CAEH006c.JPG
also
http://www.plasticsoldierreview.com/SetScans/REV2523c.JPG
Sten gun!
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)
altho the overuse of smileys is rather comical for a site named "Militaryphotos.net"
Dig this, somebody did a set of military contractors in Iraq:
http://www.millenniumsend.net/downloads/images/Contractors1.jpg
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)
!!!!!
― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 26 June 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)
In that contractors picture the guys at the far left and right look like guitar players, and the whole setup looks like a band photo. Cities in flames with rock and roll!!!
― nickn (nickn), Monday, 26 June 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.forbiddenplanet.com/images/1173710d.jpg
price is a bit much, tho.
still, with all these miniatures games that are popping up, it's nice to see that at least some folks have finally putting out KOTOR figs:
http://www.wizards.com/global/images/starwars_article_CotFPreview1_pic1_en.jpg http://www.wizards.com/global/images/starwars_article_CotFPreview6_pic1_en.jpg http://www.wizards.com/starwars/images/CotF/Darth_Malak.jpg
― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 30 June 2006 08:46 (nineteen years ago)
http://gamerocket.net/images/images_9795/AXB33_Panzerfaust_30.jpg
Panzerfaust, muthafucker
http://gamerocket.net/images/images_9795/AXCS22_M4A3_(105)_Sherman.jpg http://gamerocket.net/images/images_9795/AXCS06_BM-13_Katyusha_Rocket_Launcher.jpg
http://gamerocket.net/images/images_9795/AXEF25_Veteran_M4_Sherman_Rhino.jpg
Sherman Rhino
http://gamerocket.net/images/images_9795/SWRS48_IG-88.jpg http://gamerocket.net/images/images_9795/SWCF43_Hoth_Trooper_with_Atgar_Cannon.jpg
― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.toiprotocol.com/wp-content/images/tp_warbowl.jpghttp://gfx.dagbladet.no/magasinet/2004/03/31/soldatbolle.jpghttp://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/war_bowl_480.jpghttp://www.betterlivingthroughdesign.com/archives/warbowl.jpg
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.cracked.com/funny-6421-plastic-army-men/
Some common challenges:--No - he can't die because he was behind this stick.
-Why are you making machine gun noises when he's got a flame-thrower?
-No but wait, my tank got in the way (move tank in the way).
-You can't kill him because he's my captain and you can't kill captains because they're stronger than the others and anyway he's on a secret mission so actually your guy is shooting at nothing because my captain is hiding and he's only pretending to be dead.
-You're stupid.
Some common rebuttals:--No, you're stupid.
― Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Monday, 27 September 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)
you always knew that the telephone operator was bad ass because although he didn't have a weapon he was phoning in some giant bombers to lay waste to your enemies
― tumlbrah (dayo), Monday, 27 September 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
These cheap army men were always much better than the expensive GI Joe action figures, because you could fight large pitched battles, with dozens and dozens of casualties, and it never mattered if a few men got chopped up or buried in the dirt and not found for a few months, until your sappers were excavating in that area with a tablespoon.
― Aimless, Monday, 27 September 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)
a friend of mine (during the above-mentioned pyromania years) took several hundred green plastic army men and methodically melted them down the kitchen and bathroom drains in his (his parents') house, the molten green plastic mixed in with handfuls of gravel from the yard. when confronted with the consequences of this, he claimed that he didn't know it would cause problems.
i think i've told this story before...
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Monday, 27 September 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)
they make them flat now, the green plastic army men. like they're just a stand with a flat outline of an army man stood upon, the details of his army-man-ness slightly raised, as on a coin. a rip.
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Monday, 27 September 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
best thing about joes, relative to GPAM, was that the joe plastic would blacken as it burned, then split open as it cooled, generating really gnarly-looking napalm effects.
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Monday, 27 September 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)
still have a scar on my leg from a sizzling blob of burning GPAM. anyone else remember the weird "sssszzzzip!" sound the flaming plastic drops made as they fell through the air?
― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Monday, 27 September 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)
Always thought this was a cool idea for a game: http://www.download-free-games.com/war_game_download/army_men_rts.htm
― Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 27 September 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)