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I can't help giggling.

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a year and a bit

2. How often do you have sex?

not as often as i used to, or am used to. i seem to have lost the momentum for some reason, which both troubles me (cos i can tell she wants more than she's getting) and worries me (cos i've always enjoyed sex, so why am i suddenly not interested?)

3. How creative are you in bed?

fairly, i think. always room to learn, though.

4. How creative is your partner in bed?

not especially. she's (according to her) much much less experienced than me, although she seems to think many previous partners autumatically = experience/expertise, which gives me an artificial "advantage".

5. Oral sex?

i love giving it (and she loves getting it!), but she's never given a blowjob in her life, and her tentative attempts have been pretty unsuccessful so far. don't miss it though really, but then again, i've only ever had about three.

6. Orgasms?

she seems to come jsut over half the time, but i fear she fakes some of them. me? mostly, but not always.

7. How would you rate your sex life on a scale of 1 - 10?

currently? 7.

3. How creative are you in bed?

I've nothing against creativity, but I don't need any special tricks either. Most of my partners have been rather conservative, so I haven't felt the need to be extra creative. Then again, I've never been in a several-years-long relationship, maybe creativity would be appreciated then.

4. How creative is your partner in bed?

See the previous question.

5. Oral sex?

I like both giving and receiving it, though I think I'm more often on the giving end. For me, having sex more often than not includes oral sex.

6. Orgasms?

Lately, my partners have been getting these more often than myself, but that's probably because I haven't been in a longer relationship for ages.

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One who displays productive originality: the creatives in the advertising department.

Leg Lock
Jawbreaker
Inverted Atomic Drop
Samoan Drop
Splash Mountain
Torturer Crab
Backbreaker
Clothesline
Chin Lock, Reverse
Claw, Face

Now lie still while I pee on you.

you never know, people have all sorts of kinks.

I'll never enjoy Thorpe Park in the same way again.

so he's on the search for a girl who would fulfill his fantasy to have hot raunchy sex with a muppet movie playing.

i will never see gonzo's nose the same again.

2. How often do you have sex?
Varies. Sometimes 3 per month, sometimes 5 a week.

3. How creative are you in bed?
Nott too shabby

4. How creative is your partner in bed?
Umm, same as above.

5. Oral sex?
Too easy, so tend to not too often.

6. Orgasms?
Big time

7. How would you rate your sex life on a scale of 1 - 10?
10, mate.

2. How often do you have sex?
Probably twice a week on average. Which is, I believe, pretty average.

3. How creative are you in bed?
Not especially, I don't think, but not too boring either. I am much more creative when we have sex somewhere other than in bed.

4. How creative is your partner in bed?
Not especially - slightly less than me, perhaps. She likes a lot of phyisical closeness and intimacy, so genital-only-contact gymnastics are out.

5. Oral sex?
She has a hang-up about giving it, and isn't that keen on receiving either. I'd really like us to work on this as it's something I've enjoyed from both directions before.

6. Orgasms?
I come 99.9% of the time. It took a long time for her to orgasm but now it's probably 50% of the time. I'm her first partner and she had a lot of hang-ups about sex - she said on Saturday night after sex that "I never though I'd enjoy sex, I thought it was something I'd endure." She "feels guilty" for being "too selfish" if she really goes for it and orgasms - I have explained that no man worth his salt is going to feel like she's being selfish if she comes! Multiple orgasms have been a recent and excellent development.

7. How would you rate your sex life on a scale of 1 - 10?
A comfortable and satisfied 6, I think.

This is funny, and sad.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE PHRASE.

2. How often have sex
average about 2 to 3 times a week

3. How creative am I
Not very any more, as there's no need to be

4. How creative is she
Not very any more, as there's no need to be

... we both know what each other likes and responds to, so what was creative has become commonplace

5. Oral sex
Oh yes, oh yes, both giving and receiving, very enjoyable for both of us (even though she doesn't like the taste of semen)

6. Orgasms
oh yes, oh yes, no problems there

7. Rating
Average around 8. Never bad, but no longer always reaches the heights it sometimes did (when we were both younger and didn't have children).

Why not receive if I may ask.

Why not receive if I may ask.

Because she very much likes the intimacy of kissing but hates the taste of herself on me, as it were. She's not really into foreplay full-stop actually.

We're very creative.

Haha, I usually do this anyway, but I didn't know it could have such a plus side!

*cough*