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last night... not a big deal to you, but super amazing to 27 1/2 year old frustrated guy me.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Monday, 12 September 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

*applause*

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 12 September 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Hope you're having a drink and a cigar right now :)

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Monday, 12 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Cheers.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 September 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

First lesson you'll need to learn about having sex with women: don't post to the internet about it afterward! They hate that!

xpost EXCEPT TEENY

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 12 September 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Some questions remain:

Everybody’s lookin’ for somethin’
Somethin’ to fill in the holes
We think a lot but don’t talk much about it
‘Til things get out of control
How do I know when it’s love
I can’t tell you but it lasts forever
How does feel when it’s love
It’s just something you feel together
When it’s love

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Congratulations!

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.riddhi.org/images/applause.jpg

― hooray! (nickalicious), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

did you say "taste the rainbow bum"?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

That's great! Seriously.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

bareback tips: remember "herpes" isn't that bad

― Old School (sexyDancer), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Devirginized would make a great name for a Black Metal band.

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Did you C on Ts?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

buuuuukkkake!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 12 September 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/news/Gactu867748842.jpg

― Marxism Goes Better With Coke (Charles McCain), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Now you never have to do it again, phew!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.zushy.com/photos/show/2003/fall/late/images/Clapping.jpg

― stewart downes (sdownes), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I even told my real-life friends when I lost my virginity, let alone a message board full of "strangers"!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

DID SHE HAVE A NICE HAMBURGER DUUDE ONE OF THOSE SUPER TITE HAMBURGERS AWWWWW YEH!¬

― the cock, Monday, 12 September 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

NB did you like the "surprise" part, with the lever?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Well done. I'm 22 so I still have a few years to lose it I spose. I'd rather not wait til I'm 27 though. :-(

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

NICE HAMBURGER

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Was it all that it was cracked up to be, Bum? The biggest surprise for me was the feeling of being "grabbed" from the inside. It never gets old.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Damn, PP. Are you having sex with the woman from "Species"?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/beejjorgensen/37834789/

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

If I were, Dan, I would've noticed it first during the oral.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

:D This makes me genuinely happy! Congrats!

― Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Jesus, this thread is truly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on ILX. I don't trust myself, someone please invent a way to ban me from it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

http://lisa.innereyes.com/wp-photos/nice%20%20fountain.JPG

27.5 years' worth!

(xpost: DOES THIS HELP, NABISCO???)

― The Ghost of Not Very Sorry At All (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 September 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

who wants to congratulate me on regaining my virginity?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

jesus?

― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Was it all that it was cracked up to be, Bum?

if he did a cum then let it be mate let it be

― Plopsadelic, Monday, 12 September 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

too bad nobody will be able to search/revive this thread in celebration of their own devirginity since the title is spelled "deviriginized"

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

was it all up in the crack? bum?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

"virigin of the species"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

"One swallow does not make a summer" (Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

OMG. Really???? I should have actually read that book!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

You should have. Nicomachean Ethics postulates that no matter what you do, you have a place in this world if you're good at oral.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 12 September 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Log Out And Promptly Answer this SEX SURVEY!

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 12 September 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

27 1/2 year old

there is no emoticon fitting enough but this will have to suffice-

;^O-|- - - - - ({})

― amon (eman), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

that's an asshole

― oops (Oops), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

ok didn't work

― amon (eman), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

that's what she said!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

If Crackity is still a virgin then either there's something I don't know about him or I really don't understand this world at all.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

"NB did you like the "surprise" part, with the lever?"

That cracked me up, 'Bisco.

― Who Are You, Buster Gonad? (Bent Over at the Arclight), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

that's what she said!

hold up, you were there too? rainbow bum you DAWG!!

― amon (eman), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

TEAMZ0RED!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 12 September 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

"NB did you like the "surprise" part, with the lever?"

Why do I hear this in Zapp Brannigans voice?

"SUPRISE!"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

Casuistry - "I really don't understand this world at all." I used to be a massively shy dork I spose, and opportunities just haven't come up much.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 08:16 (twenty years ago)

Did you C on Ts?

???

Did you CUM on TITs?

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Crackity if you get an appreciative audience, don't be shy about discussing lack of sex in public, in a nonchalant way.

Can a mod please delete the extraneous i in the title.

― rainbow bum, super expert (-rainbow bum-), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

Zach

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

He's sweeping

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

Congrats, btw! You're gonna want that shit all the time now.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

"an appreciative audience"

"sex in public"

I'm desperate, but not that desperate!

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wonder8mv.jpg

― Drowning Man (Barima), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

congrats, next time slip a thumb.

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

will it be another 27.5 years before the next time?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

nooooooooooooo... scary. 27.5 hours

Crackity get someone else to bring up the subject then go "sigh, I give up I'm going to die alone and it suxors, sigh"

― rainbow bum, super expert (-rainbow bum-), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

i'd given up on dying alone :( the girls just won't let me be :((( sigh

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

sigh, I give up I'm going to die alone and it suxors, sigh

*waits expectantly for propositions*

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

i'll bone you, if you like.

since i seem to be boning everyone else anyway :(

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Score.

― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

Yay, look what happens when you bring up the subject, me next.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

>First lesson you'll need to learn about having sex with women: don't post to the internet about it afterward! They hate that!<

OTOH, among gay male bloggers the act isn't really over til they've pecked out 800 words about it.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

did you put your willy in the weee willy winkle flaps and the flaps opened up and your wee willy winkle went stiff and then you did a cum out of your japs eye for old times sake in her fanny flaps

― PLOPS N SOGGSY, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

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