Crackers in the USA: WTF?

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why do i have to go to trader joe's and buy all my crackers from the import section? must everything be either bite size or massive in the US? stone wheat thins are the greatest food of all time.

Paul Barclay, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

man you crazy. you can get that junk at the local supermarket.

chaki, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There are some good US crackers - Akmak (Armenian style but made in US, I think) and white cheddar Cheese-Its, the greatest cracker of all time. Even Ritz aren't bad, they do what they're supposed to do.

nickn, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cheez-its = you can't put anything on these mofos without them tasting like cheez. what i want is substrate.

ritz = ok, but kinda like the pizza hut of crackers if you know what i mean.

i'll have to try these armenian crackers.

good thing about supermarkets in LA: big refried bean selection.

stone wheat thins a la USA: bite size!

stone wheat thins a la canada: 2" by 2" squares that you can break in half. you can live off this cracker.

Paul Barclay, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The white cheddar Cheez-its are good enough to eat plain. Are all those crackers at Trader Joe's really imported?

nickn, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't know about all the crackers, but the Stone wheat thins are (from canada) which is fucking amazing when you consider that they are the plainest cracker in existence.

Paul Barclay, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh! Never mind.

L. Farrakhan, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven years pass...

stone wheat thins a la canada: 2" by 2" squares that you can break in half. you can live off this cracker.

― Paul Barclay, Thursday, December 20, 2001 1:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

These are and have always been the standard stoned wheat thin in the US iirc. The ones I can remember eating as long as I've been alive more or less. Red Oval Farms bitches.

It's true that it's a grrrrrreat cracker.

ian, Friday, 9 October 2009 05:39 (sixteen years ago)

though they DO come in a bite size as well. but the 2" x 2" squares perforated down the center have always been widely available in my experience.

ian, Friday, 9 October 2009 05:44 (sixteen years ago)

Oh! Never mind.

― L. Farrakhan

Hahahahah awesome!

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:50 (sixteen years ago)

I had shitty Nabisco (sorry nabisc) wheat crackers in my shitty minestrone this afternoon. Chase Bank made my minestrone! You would think both the soup and the crackers would be top-notch, but this is no.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 October 2009 06:32 (sixteen years ago)

I'll take advantage of this revive to mention Trisket black pepper and (garlic, olive oil?), the greatest cracker ever.

And to once again sneer at Saltines.

nickn, Friday, 9 October 2009 06:39 (sixteen years ago)

Oh! Never mind.

― L. Farrakhan

XD

The Reverend, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:24 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

fuck these bland-ass "back to nature poppy thyme crackers." taste of salt & olive oil. edible but boring. contrast with those tomato-basil triscuits, which are equally off but in the other direction. give me a happy medium. can't i have a flavorful cracker without getting weird greasy food-dust fingers?

ian, Monday, 2 November 2009 04:42 (sixteen years ago)

Those are the best fingers!

i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:01 (sixteen years ago)

Greasy Weird Food Dust Fingers was the original name for Cheetos.

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:07 (sixteen years ago)

whatever happened to just regular old triscuits. all I can find is "low salt" ones (what's the point) and weird new kinds like rosemary and olive oil

dmr, Monday, 2 November 2009 05:25 (sixteen years ago)

mary's gone crackers herb crackers are herby, not too salty, and wheat-free crunchy seedy deliciousness fyi.

tehresa, Monday, 2 November 2009 05:28 (sixteen years ago)

Oh man that's so hard to read in sort of a wonderful way.

bamcquern, Monday, 2 November 2009 05:28 (sixteen years ago)

death to fancy crackers. saltines or nothing.

i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:30 (sixteen years ago)

ok pepperidge farm goldfish, you can stay. but everyone else, to the glue factory!

i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)

yes that sentence exists in a world where glue is made from crackers

i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)

horse crackers

tehresa, Monday, 2 November 2009 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

seacracker

i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 2 November 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)

saltines are classic for soup and sardines and when u are mad hungover. do they even make pizza goldfish anymore? can't find em at the supermarket around here.

ian, Monday, 2 November 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

Red Oval Farms bitches.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 November 2009 10:08 (sixteen years ago)


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