Defend the indefensible - Wyland and other marine/whale artists

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Following on from the Thomas Kinkade thread...

Here's a thread for my pure white-hot hatred of Wyland - "the world's Premier Ocean artist" (his capitalization, not mine). Years ago, he painted some whales on the side of the Hotel Laguna parking lot and the Long Beach Arena. Now you can't swing a broom around town without hitting some bullshit overpriced work of his or some follower who's cashing in on some feeb's need to have a "spiritual" connection with a cetacean.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Case in point... save $2000 on this $37,000 Humpback Realm Dining Table

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

is this where i post a link to the cheesy cartoon sharks thread?

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wylandgalleries.com/PRODUCTS/fullsize/wy05755gc.jpg

President Busch (dr g), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

i'd rather just buy an animation cel from that king of the hill episode where hank gets humped by a dolphin.

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Greatest quote ever: "For me sculpture represents the three dimensional quality of whales and the marine world"

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Don't get me started on Chihuly. He's the Wyland of glass sculptures.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

(Thank god the Tacoma Museum Of Glass often has a lot of great NON-Chihuly stuff.. and there's also a great Native American museum right next door.)

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Yo Chihuly: ain't an earthquake a bitch?

Old School (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Wyland vs. Scandinavian manbot whale artist. Christian Riese Lassen.
http://www.lassenart.com/images/pictorial/crl_10.jpg

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Who did that big ass mural in San Diego? Near little italy?

andy --, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.postgallery.com/images/neiman/NeimanPhoto.jpg

Wow, sports artist Leroy Neiman even looks like an asshole.

andy --, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

I secretly like ocean life paintings!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Not so secretly anymore.

andy --, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

"oh, spencer"

dr gary bleune (dr g), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm not very spiritual, but I would consider whales to be my familiar if such a thing exists.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...
chiuly should be raped by a dolphin

anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 4 June 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Artist Wyland says California must stop using his whale tail on license plates

The Laguna Beach artist who created California's iconic whale-tail license plate is making a splash with state coastal officials, revoking the state's right to use his art after they snubbed his request to share profits from the image with his environmental group.

Wyland, the marine muralist whose paintings of ocean life envelop buildings around the world, let the state use his hazy blue image of a whale's flukes for environmentally themed license plates 14 years ago in what state officials describe as a "handshake deal."

The artist approached the Coastal Commission several months ago asking for 20% of the state's annual profits from the plates to fund his nonprofit ocean conservation foundation. California earns about $3.77 million a year from the plates, but the Coastal Commission receives only a third of the funds: about $15 for each new plate sold; roughly $1.4 million a year. The rest goes to other state environmental programs.

"At the end of the day, the whale tail is my art and my idea, and I own the rights to my intellectual property," Wyland said in an interview Tuesday from his Laguna Beach studio. "I won't be stepped on: I'm sticking up for artists' rights, for the common person. I'm sticking up for the oceans and the coast big-time. We're not going away."

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

You still have a chance to buy that limited edition dining table.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

haha the week i moved to alaska lo many years ago, wyland was painting a whaling wall in anchorage. dick dale played at the ceremonial unveiling.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Wyland (well, technically the Wyland Foundation) gets into the restaurant business. Nothing can possibly go wrong... http://www.wylandgrille.com/

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

Why is it spelt with an "e"?

What you really want from a restaurant website is to wait while it loads. And then when it arrives it looks wholly underwhelming. Good start.

the sniggering about boobies phase (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 07:40 (sixteen years ago)

And you can still buy that whale table.

the sniggering about boobies phase (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 07:41 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

California to Wyland: screw you, we've got our own artist now

For years, a painting of a whale's tail splashing out of the gray, misty ocean has been one of the most popular license plates in California. Nearly 200,000 have been sold, raising millions for coastal and environmental conservation programs.

But the artwork by Wyland was deep-sixed after the Laguna Beach muralist's request for 20% of the state's profits from the plates to fund his environmental foundation was rebuffed.

Rather than tangle with the artist over the rights to the painting, titled "Tails of Great Whales," the state decided to retire the plate instead and hold a contest to replace it.

The new plate to debut Aug. 2 is a crisper, brighter rendering of a whale's tail that California Coastal Commission officials say more closely resembles an actual whale — a humpback — than Wyland's more dreamy design.

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"This new design looks like a bright day that is very evocative of California," said Christiane Parry, director of public programs for the Coastal Commission. "The old one was more hazy and moody, but this is a little more optimistic."

The second-generation plate boasts a few other practical improvements. The new tail is more true to life, based on humpback whale flukes, and it takes up less space on the plate so it won't be covered up by registration stickers.

Steve Creech, project director of the Wyland Foundation, called the new image "a very poor imitation of a Wyland artwork" but said the artist did not plan to "continue to make a big fuss about this."

"Here you have an artist that basically contributes something on which he bases his livelihood, which he loaned to the State of California for 20 years, and basically he's shunted aside with little more than a thank you," said Creech.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 15 July 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

Whale on new plate looks like it's saying "so long and thanks for all the krill... We're outta here" - could be the new state motto.

Also, can we FINALLY get rid of the horrible font used for "California." Think that was used for a trendy nightclub in 1985.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 15 July 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)


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